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You get to imbue one species with human level intelligence and

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You get to imbue one species with human level intelligence and retire to a safe vantage point to observe the results.

What do you pick?
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>>2300198
ants
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jellyfish
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>>2300208
Evil fucker, what could they even do with it?
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>>2300214
Not much, really. They could make a surprise attack on beaches worldwide and severely hurt/kill a bunch of people, but after humans are onto their game their physical capabilities are so limited that there isn't much else to do.
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>>2300198
Orcas.
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>>2300214
underwater empire
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>>2300201
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
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rats

goodnight motherfuckers
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>>2300198
Octopus
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Octopus.
Get fucked, humans.
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>>2300267
>>2300293
they already possess human grade intelligents
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>>2300198
Cassowaries or Emus
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>>2300198
cows
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>>2300201
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>>2300318
why did 4chan in 2007 talk like reddit
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>>2300321
Reddit has been poorly copying 4chan and its users mannerisms for years.
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>>2300321
They are generally a feq years behind this site. It sad when fourchan is the cool kid in your group.
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>>2300318
thats how it used to be. a simpler time
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>>2300293

im waiting
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She can open doors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jW0J2l9so
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>>2300331
>>2300338
Maybe Reddit just successfully stopped when things were best.
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>>2300201
China already exists
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>>2300321
Because the site, as a whole, was very naive and if somebody had 20 years they were old by comparison.
It was more genuine for better or worse.
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>>2300198
Sloths.
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>>2300198
bedbugs
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Burrowing owls.
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bears
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It's not like any animals are gonna start building civilizations, etc even if they have intelligence, too many animal impulses and traits. Eg. nignogs, humans but cannot do anything
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>>2301562
human intelligence might be a step down for some species.
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>>2300198
The common crow. Their getting close enough.
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>>2300198
If I wanted to witness the greatest amount of societal change it would have to be a pet, the crow, ants or dolphins.

Love the crow/raven idea but they are sorta limited in size.
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>>2300198
Racoons
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>>2301826
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Horse

Might make it easier.
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Blacks
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>>2301562
not to mention NO THUMBS
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>>2300198
Niggers
Crime wouod end
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