Guy attacked by his own cat https://video.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t4

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>>2286423
>allowing a miniature superpredator into your own home
His fault for being an idiot.

What a pussy

he looks like the typical modern cat dude.

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>own a cat
>get attacked at any time
>own a "vicious" pitbull
>nothing but fun exercise walking, playing, and comfy cuddles

I almost got a cat before adopting Brutus, I can't imagine what my life would have been like if I had made that mistake

>>2286432
I'll enjoy reading your obituary

>>2286432
nice chocolate laboratory

>>2286434
But anon, Brutus is the pitbull of peace.
She's also a damn fine representation of this board.

Oh my God is he ok? Pitbull attacks are nothing in comparison to this! Except brutus, he's a sweet lil pit.

>>2286425
>letting a dog thats ancestors were 10x as dangerous as any large cat

>>2286423
Any dog that did this would get put down. Someone find that cat and euthanize it.

>>2286445
>crafting a post that makes sense

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>>2286445
>letting any mammalian land predator into your home
>not a harmless herbivorous iguana

>>2286449
There's a reason I kill cats and dogs

>>2286423
>that hair cut

He's a fag, he deserves it.

>>2286432
God damn, is it just a trick of perspective? Or are that dogs paws really that huge?

>>2286450
Fuck iguanas, their tails are whips that can leave you blind faster than you can blink.

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>>2286486
I think it's just the perspective

Brutus is a nicely built dog, I think she was just shy of 70 lbs at her last vet visit on Halloween, but she's just still just a medium doggo

Unless he owned a Savanna cat or was wildly inept at cat handling, then I don't understand how he could've got that fucked up by one. They're very small and ridiculously easy to seriously damage.

>>2286492
I'm reasonably certain any dog over about 55lbs is classed as large. Giants are 100lbs+. I've forgotten what small and toy are.

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>>2286432
>>2286492
>tfw brutus will die in your life time

when it happens I demand all of /an/ to attend his funeral.

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>>2286594
>>2286441
Please stop this public masturbation to avatarfaggots. You will overfeed it into abomination.

>>2286648
>not letting Brutus the pitbull of peace in to your heart, and accepting her as /an/'s savior.
Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back? Picking on poor Brutus?
For shame anon. On Christmas of all days as well.

>>2286648
It's really sad when the hate and discrimination towards pitbulls is present here, even on an animal board.

It is Christmas, anon. Can't you not hate pitbulls for one day?

>>2286677
pitbulls did 9/11

>>2286648
>stop having fun

no

and merry christmas.

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Pitbulls are nice, well-mannered dogs.

Look how calm and gentle Brutus is, waiting for her breakfast.

>>2286799
Your dog is a cutie, Anon.

I saw the vid of the guy getting attacked, he was being a spaz and doing an over the topreaction vid while opening a present and flinging wrapping paper everywhere. He's lucky it was just his cat, his dog looked pretty close to freaking out due to his behavior as well.

>>2286648
Wtf is your issue, asshole. Filled with hate, life must be awful, admit it. I only wish the best for you. Merry Christmas!

>>2286820
My brother showed me the video right before this thread was posted. I don't feel that bad for the guy.

Also the only cats I've ever seen that would do anything like that were feral. Who knwos what the fuck that family is doing to the thing.

>humans killed by dogs this year: 8000+
>humans killed by cats in the entirety of human history: zero
really makes you think

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>>2286423
Here's the video and the other picture. I love cats and I think this shit is fucking ace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcIyPlZVv9g

>>2286445
not one by itself though. most people don't have a whole pack of dogs

>>2286492
>doggo

you have to go back

>>2286866
well there's the problem. he was acting literally insane.

I'm not sure why but acting like that triggers a response in cats. If you breathe fast and erratic, my parent's cats will try to bite or scratch you too.

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>>2286423
>that haircut
good job kitter

>>2286866
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcIyPlZVv9g
what a stupid manchild faggot
cat did nothing wrong

>>2286866
The cat did a good job.

>>2286866
You can actually see that in the very first seconds of the vid, the cat acts as if reacting to a threat/attack display (jumping sideways). The guy started acting like a fucking retard so the cat thought it was a threat, case closed.

Cats deserve to die, but he kind of deserved it for being a spazz

>>2286799
Eyes of a killer

>>2286799
that's a lab

>>2287067
No anon, Brutus is a pitbull and a good girl.
>>2286594
Anon! We do not speak of such things! ;_;

>>2286423
The guy deserved it, he is a fucking 35 year old screaming like a child after opening up a ps4

>>2286799
Beware the ides of March

>>2286484
Hammer your nuts too?

>>2287101
Oh poor thing i think you have autism, its a lab but you say pit

>>2287279
>Brutus the pitbull is a lab
Kek
It couldn't be more of a pitbull unless it was mauling the neighbors kid.

>>2287287
>being blind

It's a pitbull lad.

>>2287298
>reading comprehension

>>2286866
This manchild clearly didn't have any sort of relationship with the cat, the cat probably though of him as some random retarded beast in day to day life...as soon as he saw him acting like that the cat's protective instincts kicked in and perceived him as a threat to his environment and attempted to cull the threat.

Based cat is based.

>>2287324
>he thinks cats are capable of forming relationships with humans

How are those brain parasites anon

>>2286866
if any dog did that, they'd be put down in a second
fuck that spaz though, he deserved to be bit

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>>2286423
>felling for the feline jew

>>2286866
>makes frantic motions and loud noises right in the animal's face
>gets confused when it attacks him
dumbass

>>2286423
pussy, no pun intended. Still, cats are really odd. I'm lucky having one that's basically a dog in disguise.

>>2286866
Thanks for the hearty laugh.

>>2286445
I'm pretty sure a pack of wolves is about as dangerous as a pride of lions. Besides, comparing a pack to one animal is stupid, as any wild large cat that isn't a cheetah could kill a wolf. Even bobcats and lynxes are dangerous.