>when you accidentally touch your doggo's nose

>>2268093
>accidentally
I touch her nose constantly. With my face, hands, feet, arms, legs...pretty much however I can. I also 'bite' on the tip of her nose (not with any pressure obviously) with my front teeth. Albeit that last part was something she started--she always 'bites' the tip of my nose when she gives kisses.

>not bopping snoots
Anon.............

My dogs nose has been and done things you could not imagine, it is not hermetically sealed and atmospherically controlled.

>>2268238
women that own dogs are fucked in the head.

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TACTICAL NOSE BOOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PomR0Vdw9yY

>>2268322
That must be bait.
They're usually wife material.

Cat ladies usually have problems.

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>>2268093
>tfw my 2 dogs don't like getting their nose touched

>>2268505

doggos are really autistic about their nose cooling.

like, as if their noses INSTANTLY GO INTO RUNAWAY REACTOR MODE AND SUPERHEAT IN MILLISECONDS.

>*slurp slurp*
> giving you rhe deadly glance

>>2268322
>projecting this much insecurity in one post.

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the mother of a friend of mine held the postage stamp for an important mail to her dog and when he came for a sniff she booped his nose with the stamp to moisten it and make it stick to the envelope.

she always did that as lucky charm for important mail and as far as I know it worked flawlessly.

>>2268322
damn dude you're pretty deep aren't you? when was the last time you had a real interaction with someone? what makes you think that poster was a women? and why is anything in that post unusual behavior between a dog and its owner? I could display HD video with a concetrated LED and I still wouldn't be projecting as hard as you

>>2269297
That's...really cute, anon. Made me smile.

>>2268322
>being as fucked in the head as (you)
I don't get along with people who don't love dogs enough to own or seriously plan to own one so that's ok.

>>2269297
You're ruining my angry disposition with this cuteness.

>>2268322
There is literally nothing wrong with this post.

>>2268322
and dogs with male owners are fucked in the pussy

>>2268093
I never knew it had to remoisten

>this triggers the /an/

>>2269954
who's triggered

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>hang bells on doorknob
>when housebreaking she would bump the bells with her nose, alerting us she wants to go out.
>8 years later, dog still touches everything with her nose
>bottom of glass door always has nose prints on it
>bottom of refrigerator always has nose prints.
>bottom of Christmas tree looks like it's missing something, tinsel hanging off of dogs face
>wearing shorts, not paying attention to dog, oh yeah cold ass nose right to the back of the knee.
She is always touching stuff with her nose. I won't let her lick me in the face, but when she's excited she'll poke me with her nose about a dozen times.
>when you are not expecting it, it's the coldest, wettest thing on earth.

why is dogs booping things with their noses the cutest thing ever

>>2268322
This is pretty true. Especially if they don't have a boyfriend they tend to have very weird almost co dependent relationships with their doggos. Noylt to mention how many women have done ye olde peanutbutter trick.

>>2270451
because the idea of smelling through a damp sponge is inherently funny when you have a human nose

>>2268322
Just because they allow a dog to ram them from time to time doesn't mean they're fucked in the head.

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>>2270384
Cute snoot

I love my pitbull Brutus and her nose but there's something to be said for the classic black booper

>>2271647
How is Brutus today, anon?

>>2271618
>>2268322

Protip: You just were on this site for far too long.

Why is doggo and kot booper wet?

>>2271618
>Noylt to mention how many women have done ye olde peanutbutter trick.

If you put food in a vagina it tends to cause yeast infections. Most women probably wouldn't bother, especially with the surplus of vibrators on the market.

I mean I know you're trolling but I felt like pointing that out anyway.

>>2273304
why would you put the peanut butter in the vagina and not on the clit? if you give head by tonguing around in her vagina you're doing it wrong.

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>tfw you accidentally step on your doggo's tail or paw and you're not sure if they know it's an accident or not

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>>2273315
I die a little inside whenever that happens

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>>2273315
>>2273316
>that look they give you like they're trying to apologize for whatever they did wrong

>>2273315
>>2273316
>>2273322
When that happened I always tried to apologize like a mad cunt, all kinds of worried noises and hugging her. Didn't help that she was such a sweetheart but luckily things like this didn't happen that often in those few years we had together...

Still I had the feeling that message came across and she also acted differently when she did something that wasn't ok.

I think the communication between humans and doggos is far more evolved than most know.

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>>2273315
>pet walks in front of your foot mid-stride and you kick it with the full force of somebody walking and expecting no resistance
>pet gets ill a few days later
>not sure if it was my fault

>>2268093
but my dog often rubs his nose on the ground/sand, he screws the moisture himself

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>>2273315
That happened to me once but I just moved on because I'm the alpha and betas should stay out of the way. He never stepped in front of me again and always heeded my step.

>>2273395
This cunt became a bitch instead and probably steps on his dog all the time.

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>>2273743

wew lad

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[moisture level and bending angle alarms]

>>2273459
This happened to me the other week. I went out of my bright room into the living room to pace for exercise, as I do. Couldn't see a thing and kicked the cat. No screaming, just a thud.

>>2273743
cringe

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>ehehe.

>>2274171
>>2274325
doggo noses are the best thing on a doggo

bump for more nose shenanigans

Do dogs get boogers?

>>2274614
probably only handicapped ones like pugs or some shit.

normal and healthy doggo noses are really well ventilated to prevent this shit from happening.

I boop my dog with my nose whenever I get home

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>>2273459
>>2274228
>nearly run over malformed dwarf kitten and decide to take it home
>it constantly runs out from under things between my legs as a kitten and gets punted
>I'm now the only person it's scared of

>have siamese mix (exact siamese coloration but features not sharp enough to be pure)
>she runs out in front of my legs all the time
>has occasionally been punted fully into the air and always gets offended like it isn't her own goddamn fault

>work on a wharf
>200lbs big guy trotting back and forth in size 14 steel-toed boots
>wharf cat keeps weaving my legs for pettings and nearly gets its skull crushed by my descending heel multiple times

I've never had this problem with a doggo, not even little ones.

On the topic of moist snoots, my big lad's nose has always been very large and very wet, even by doggo standards.

>>2274835
>malformed dwarf kitten

post pics

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>>2274845
He came undersized and stubby with a squashed face and joint pain. Meds had him grow some more and able to walk comfortably but he's still a runt.

Does anyone have a favorite spray-on sunscreen for doggo noses?

>>2274849
that's adorable. did he try to lick the mustard off?

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>>2274853
No, he just laid there until I wiped it off. He's a bit off and doesn't know how to bathe himself, so he likes being wiped down and doesn't mind baths.

>>2274858

>>2274858
Now do it on any board faster than /mu/.

>>2274879
>>227489

>>2274882
>>2274883

My dog has a fucking sneeze button, the tiniest bap on the schnoz does it every time

>>2274772
>whenever I get home

truly the alpha of the pack

>>2274835
Cats love to blame everyone else but them.

>>2271647
Why did you name your girl pit Brutus? Or was that the name the shelter gave her?

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>>2274835

>>2273310
How removed to you think the clit is from the rest of the vagina? Peanut butter is still going to end up in there and mess up the ecosystem. Don't do it

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>>2275110
It was already her name, who was I to change it?

>>2274614
>>2274668
Pugs are the only boogery dogs I've seen, but even then its more eye boogers than nose boogers.

Mine never had breathing problems though and thus no boogies.

>>2275201
what a beauty, oh wow.

>>2268322
Women with dogs (or any other large social animals) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cat ladies

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>When you take a SINGLE doggo hair from your dogo and use it gently tickle the outside of the doggo booper

The most evil of sins, using the doggo fuzz against the doggo

>>2275423
extra points for waking the doggo up this way for morning walkies

>>2275444
No

Best and most entertaining way to wake up a doggo is to place something tasty lige a sausage under their nose while they're sleeping and then watch what happens.

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>>2276927

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>>2276928

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>>2276929

>>2268093
>the carefully established moisture
>carefully
Apparently your doggo doenst like to dig like a mole

>>2276930

DO THAT AGAIN BITCH I DOUBLE DARE YOU

Quality thread

>>2276927
>>2276928
>>2276929
>>2276930
10/10

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AacXV8Sxjs

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My dog takes a book on the snoot as a playtime button.

>>2277079
And by book I mean boop.

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>>2268093
I touch sometimes it to see if he's hydrated enough and is drinking enough water. Should I not?

>>2277080
Good thing you corrected that, I was about to think you hit him with a book

>>2277098
No, that's actually fine.
It's for his health and for science, he understands.

>>2271618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Apm4JG5msk

>>2277033
cute

>>2268322
most of them, yes

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wideangle lenses were actually invented for dog nose photography

bump for more booping

>>2280550
lol

>>2273315
My dog is really dark
Like if I forget to turn the lights on I trip over him. Last time I booted him in the balls on accident and nearly fell on him.

>>2280550

stay...

...


stayyyyy...


...


...aaan-*CHOMP*

nooo, too early. now we have to start all over..

>>2268322
Back to /arf9k/

>>2268322
>women that fuck their own dogs are fucked in the head.
FTFY

>>2268093
Dogs' noses aren't always wet and it's perfectly fine.

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>>2283997
>Dogs' noses aren't always wet and it's perfectly fine.

>>2277033
>nigga what the fuck foh with that gay shit

>>2283295
Underrated post.

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>>2273743
It's like you went out of your way to make us cringe at you, thanks

>>2268322
you've got so many replies bc you're right

>>2284452
>selffaggotry
was that necessary

>>2285600
You're no oil painting yourself.

>>2285595
that's a big nose

>>2285595
Nice eyes , doe.

>>2286001
looks more like a dog to me

>>2284032
It's true.

>>2286043
when the nose isn't wet/cool the dog is either sleeping or ill

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>>2285965
>>2286001

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ouch

has anyone else had a gf that was into having sex with their dogs? i can't fathom why this is even a thing but apparently its not exactly rare either

>>2286623
Its for the 1 day between BFs

>>2268238
>I also 'bite' on the tip of her nose
wtf
absolutely disgusting

i love my dog, but I would never do that shit

>>2286650
I'm never gonna stop either! Hahahahahaha

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>>2286623
>but apparently

>believing everything you read online

I bet some do it but it seems far more likely that most stop at least shortly before shit gets real when they actually realize how "icky" things become.

mostly it seems like those silly alpha male wet-dreams they share on social media.

also, take this shit topic to /trash/ you faggots in the closet.

>>2274835
>giving a doggo spaghet
https://youtu.be/i1g5kGRnQBs

>>2268322

>women that own dogs are fucked in the head.

Here is your 15th (you). Good work.


>>2287389

Pasta sauce gives mad heartburn,

you ever played the trumpet on a dog's snout?

>>2278403
>That close legged narrow stance
Jesus Christ we know you just got that dog as a sex toy you disgusting degenerate faggot. Gay people really shouldn't be allowed to own large animals

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>>2289441

My doggos nose is always dry desu

>>2289460
Because you use the moisture on It as lube

>>2289465
dogeears pls go.

>>2289441
Why are you on 4chan if faggots trigger you so much?

What is wrong with you faggots
Dogs' noses are wet and gross

>>2268093
>dog uses his nose as a shovel to flip my arm/leg on top of him to pet him

>>2291271
mine did that when she wanted it to be walkies time.

>>2291169
>t. Catfag who's walking parasite farm won't even give him the respect of acknowledgement, let alone the simple joy of a nose boop.

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>>2289433

this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p3lNz2HLKA

>>2291360
bwah bababa bwa bwa bwa.

but in all seriousness, what's their fucking problem?

nose maintenance is no laughing matter.

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My dog regularly has a dry nose and she doesn't seem to give a shit. should i be worried?

>>2294559
she looks like she wants the suffering to end

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>>2294578
Naa, shes fine, shes only 13 years old

>>2294585
that looks way better

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>>2273315

Moar noses.

Are there scientific researches on how much of an angle doggos can bend their noses?

>>2274327
I think you meant floppy dog ears

>>2297791
filtered.

>>2297804
Don't give a shit, Really

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>>2297807
> give so little a shit that he simply had to drop his trip to tell them that he doesn't give a shit, just to make sure they see his response. Because that how little of a shit he gives.

And this is why tripcunts are cancer.

>>2297820
no u

Does anyone else ever play the game with their dog where they try to hurry up and give the dog boops before the dog can lick them?

>>2297835
rude

>>2271618
>>2273304
>>2273310
>>2275194
>/an/ in a nutshell

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Daycare took this, he sniffed theirr camera posted it

>>2298791
bendy nose <3

>>2268093
She does it herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jW0J2l9so

>>2270384
That's fucking adorable anon

>>2291271
It's too later for her.