>and therefore you FUCK UP all the carefully established moisture on the nose and it has to be thoroughly re-moistened again
I'm so sorry, doggo.
I touch her nose constantly. With my face, hands, feet, arms, legs...pretty much however I can. I also 'bite' on the tip of her nose (not with any pressure obviously) with my front teeth. Albeit that last part was something she started--she always 'bites' the tip of my nose when she gives kisses.
TACTICAL NOSE BOOP
>tfw my 2 dogs don't like getting their nose touched
doggos are really autistic about their nose cooling.
like, as if their noses INSTANTLY GO INTO RUNAWAY REACTOR MODE AND SUPERHEAT IN MILLISECONDS.
> giving you rhe deadly glance
the mother of a friend of mine held the postage stamp for an important mail to her dog and when he came for a sniff she booped his nose with the stamp to moisten it and make it stick to the envelope.
she always did that as lucky charm for important mail and as far as I know it worked flawlessly.
damn dude you're pretty deep aren't you? when was the last time you had a real interaction with someone? what makes you think that poster was a women? and why is anything in that post unusual behavior between a dog and its owner? I could display HD video with a concetrated LED and I still wouldn't be projecting as hard as you
>hang bells on doorknob
>when housebreaking she would bump the bells with her nose, alerting us she wants to go out.
>8 years later, dog still touches everything with her nose
>bottom of glass door always has nose prints on it
>bottom of refrigerator always has nose prints.
>bottom of Christmas tree looks like it's missing something, tinsel hanging off of dogs face
>wearing shorts, not paying attention to dog, oh yeah cold ass nose right to the back of the knee.
She is always touching stuff with her nose. I won't let her lick me in the face, but when she's excited she'll poke me with her nose about a dozen times.
>when you are not expecting it, it's the coldest, wettest thing on earth.
This is pretty true. Especially if they don't have a boyfriend they tend to have very weird almost co dependent relationships with their doggos. Noylt to mention how many women have done ye olde peanutbutter trick.
I love my pitbull Brutus and her nose but there's something to be said for the classic black booper
>Noylt to mention how many women have done ye olde peanutbutter trick.
If you put food in a vagina it tends to cause yeast infections. Most women probably wouldn't bother, especially with the surplus of vibrators on the market.
I mean I know you're trolling but I felt like pointing that out anyway.
>tfw you accidentally step on your doggo's tail or paw and you're not sure if they know it's an accident or not
I die a little inside whenever that happens
When that happened I always tried to apologize like a mad cunt, all kinds of worried noises and hugging her. Didn't help that she was such a sweetheart but luckily things like this didn't happen that often in those few years we had together...
Still I had the feeling that message came across and she also acted differently when she did something that wasn't ok.
I think the communication between humans and doggos is far more evolved than most know.
>pet walks in front of your foot mid-stride and you kick it with the full force of somebody walking and expecting no resistance
>pet gets ill a few days later
>not sure if it was my fault
This happened to me the other week. I went out of my bright room into the living room to pace for exercise, as I do. Couldn't see a thing and kicked the cat. No screaming, just a thud.
>nearly run over malformed dwarf kitten and decide to take it home
>it constantly runs out from under things between my legs as a kitten and gets punted
>I'm now the only person it's scared of
>have siamese mix (exact siamese coloration but features not sharp enough to be pure)
>she runs out in front of my legs all the time
>has occasionally been punted fully into the air and always gets offended like it isn't her own goddamn fault
>work on a wharf
>200lbs big guy trotting back and forth in size 14 steel-toed boots
>wharf cat keeps weaving my legs for pettings and nearly gets its skull crushed by my descending heel multiple times
I've never had this problem with a doggo, not even little ones.
On the topic of moist snoots, my big lad's nose has always been very large and very wet, even by doggo standards.
He came undersized and stubby with a squashed face and joint pain. Meds had him grow some more and able to walk comfortably but he's still a runt.
No, he just laid there until I wiped it off. He's a bit off and doesn't know how to bathe himself, so he likes being wiped down and doesn't mind baths.
>When you take a SINGLE doggo hair from your dogo and use it gently tickle the outside of the doggo booper
The most evil of sins, using the doggo fuzz against the doggo
My dog takes a book on the snoot as a playtime button.
I touch sometimes it to see if he's hydrated enough and is drinking enough water. Should I not?
wideangle lenses were actually invented for dog nose photography
>Dogs' noses aren't always wet and it's perfectly fine.
It's like you went out of your way to make us cringe at you, thanks
>believing everything you read online
I bet some do it but it seems far more likely that most stop at least shortly before shit gets real when they actually realize how "icky" things become.
mostly it seems like those silly alpha male wet-dreams they share on social media.
also, take this shit topic to /trash/ you faggots in the closet.
>That close legged narrow stance
Jesus Christ we know you just got that dog as a sex toy you disgusting degenerate faggot. Gay people really shouldn't be allowed to own large animals
My dog regularly has a dry nose and she doesn't seem to give a shit. should i be worried?
Naa, shes fine, shes only 13 years old
> give so little a shit that he simply had to drop his trip to tell them that he doesn't give a shit, just to make sure they see his response. Because that how little of a shit he gives.
And this is why tripcunts are cancer.
Daycare took this, he sniffed theirr camera posted it