>Anon your pet is so cute, can I hold them? Every time. I

What kind of pet food you have OP?
>inb4 pitbull

>>2216621
*do

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>>2216621
Ferrets
Since one's especially cuddly with me when other people hold him for over 10 seconds I end up like my OP pic.

>>2216616
>tfw my pet is a giant ass dog
>tfw the only way you can hold her is if you are willing to have your spine snapped in half like a twig
>tfw every time someone invites her into their lap while sitting down she crushes their balls with her giant ass paws
>tfw you don't give a shit how dirty she is from laying around outside or how much she sheds
>tfw her keeping you warm during the winter nights is worth all the filthy sheets

I love my dog. I love chinese shar peis.

>>2216623
Is it true that if you bathe them on a regular basis and perform a basic cleaning routine on their cages they smell like popcorn?

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>>2216623
I can see that. Whenever I take my dog out in public I'll get kidd that want to run up and pet her. I can't fault the kids but FFS why can't parents be responsible and teach kids not to run up to strange dogs.

>>2216628
I was told if you bathe them regularly it dries out their skin and makes them secrete more smellyness in order to moisten it up
And a good %80 of their smell comes from their poop which they make lots of.

>>2216616
If you're going to act butthurt about it just say "no". How fucking autistic.