Megalodon vs livyatan. Who would Win?

>>2208319
4chan is 18+ you know.

>>2208324
Ok then, Megalodon or Livyatan: which would you fuck?

>>2208345

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>>2208345
You need 3 options for marry, fuck, kill

>>2208345
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

>>2208345
Nice comeback anon very nice.

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>>2208345
>Sand paper on dick or giant dolphin pussy
HMM

Also nice one.

>>2208345
ayyyy

>>2208380
C. megalodon
L. melvillei
M. hoffmani
Fuck, marry, kill?

>>2210768
kill the whale, fuck the shark, marry the moth

>>2208319
didn't livyatan exist within the same timefram as megalodon?
12 to 13 mya and 23 to 2 mya, its entirely possible they crossed paths, assuming megalodon was in fact a global species.

odds are such encounters went down similarly to modern encounters between orcas and great whites.

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>>2208345

>>2210829
>assuming megalodon was in fact a global species.
You gonna tell megalodon what ocean he's allowed to swim in? I didn't think so.

>>2210829
>assuming megalodon was in fact a global species
We know that megalodon fed on whales, and considering its size they were its primary food source as an adult.
It would have had to be a global species in order to stay in range of its prey without driving itself extinct through in-competition.

>>2208345
Fucking SAVED.

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>>2210768
Kill Moses
Fuck Meg
Marry Moby

>my dad's face when he finds out what I meant when I said I finally found my white whale

>>2208345
10/10

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>>2211398
My face when I slit your throat

There is absolutely nothing that ever existed on the earth that could 1v1 a megalodon in it's habitat

It was the supreme aquatic predator to ever exist in this planet

I don't think even giant orcas could take on a megalodon. Is not it's bite the strongest of all of time?
One bite from that thing and not even jesus can save you

>>2211506

the way orcas kill great whites is by stunning them by running into them at full speed and then turning them on their back

maybe predators acted in a similiar way back when. meaning all you'd need was something that could either swim faster with similiar weight (unlikely) or have much, much more weight and swim almost as fast (maybe?)

bite isn't everything.

>>2211506
group predation>>>>>solo predation

>>2211506
>is not it's bite?

I doth bid thee, quid pro quo fine gentleman and scholar

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>>2208345

>>2211482
That's a rude thing to say to a person.

>>2211729

>>>/s4s/

>>2208345
nice

harambe

>>2211023
>animals have specific habitats only because they're not allowed anywhere else
what?
Have you heard about such things like "temperature", "salinity" or "access to food"?

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>>2208345

This is legit the most clever thing I've seen on 4chan all year

>>2208345
/an/ - would you prefer to fuck a megalodon or a livyatan?

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Would you, /an/?

>>2213150
what's the difference besides being warm blooded.

>>2213674
>not knowing the difference between sharks and mammals

seems like those 5 phd's didn't pay off

>>2213674
megalodon was probably warm blooded too btw

>>2211506
>I don't think even giant orcas could take on a megalodon.
Orcas literally outcompeted and drove meg to extinction.

also, see: orca vs great white

that's your result for l. melv vs c. meg
>smarter
>bigger
>more agile
would simply have to ram the shark and hold it upside down to drown it like modern whales do to sharks

megfags are the absolute worst

>>2208345
Both

>>2208345
Damn fucked

I hate that meme shark so much.