Post 'em
My doggo engages the laser eyes.
Nice, keep going Mr. Pupper
>>2208298
Guess that doggo prefers Nvidia?
>>2208247
>>2209240
thanks anon. any more smug doggos?
>>2209338
I have a small collection. Will share.
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>>2209352
And this concludes my humble dump of smug dogs.
>>2209353
Thanks for your contribution anon
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>>2209876
Short spine dogs are surprisingly cute.
>>2209876
>pug / german shepherd mix
it's like they intentionally took the worst genetic trainwrecks and crossbred them
>>2209876
This is a deformity. Basically the spine is all fucked up. The hunchback's bitch ass
Here is my faggot dog
>>2208268
Oh shit I wonder about the backstory on that one
>>2209876
Doggy Devito is best dog on the net
>>2208298
Thats fucked up /b/tard hand..
>>2208328
That dog, he is a CHAR
>>2208391
Down here its kill or be killed
>>2208268
this one makes me laugh every time
the underkill on that mat they put out for it to throw up on
>>2209892
DERPERMAN
>>2210728
Looks like a long boi
More
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>>2208268
I really wish camera phones were a thing back when we had our dalmatian mutt when I was a kid. I would have taken pictures. It was incredible.
>Little fund raiser bake sale for some school function
>Sprang it on mom last minute, because I'm a stupid kid
>She runs to the store the evening before to buy a massive platter of pic related
>Like 60 cookies as big as your hand just slathered in a half inch of pink frosting
>Set on counter
>Dad clacking away playing with this new "internet" thing
>Mom goes out front to water the flowers
>I go out front too just to play
>20 minutes later sister peeks out the front door
>"Um.. mom.. I think the dog at the cookies"
>OH SHIT
>Run inside
>Dalmatian mutt sprawled on the floor
>Literally bloated
>Not one fucking cookie left
>SHITSHITSHIT
>Call the vet and rush her there
>Panicking, running around, in the little vet room while the vet crouches down to listen to her heart
>HURP
>Uhoh
>HURP
>Here it comes
>HURPYAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>Just a huge flood of watery pink goo
>And
>It
>Just
>Keeps
>Coming
>All of us stepping back and climbing up on chairs as the puddle spreads
>Only noise in the room is a ten second 'HUUUUUUUUUUURRR' from the dog
>The dog finishes vomiting
>Looks around the room
>Wags her tail and pants
>Vet wades through the mess
>Checks heart
>Palpates stomach
>Stands up and shrugs
>"She'll be fine now."
You know they say any story worth telling is worth embellishing, but I kid you not. That vomit pile was twice the size of that picture and a bright, beautiful pink. It was amazing. Yeah, it was scary there for a minute but looking back on that particular event and.. yeah. It was pretty amazing.
I hate to laugh at it. She could have died. Burst her stomach or something. She didn't though and looking back I can't help but to laugh a little.
>>2208296
That's nothing.
My roommate's late dog, rest in peace Rusty, would set phasers to disintegrate.
The dog was camera shy. I gave him that chewy tire, then snuck up on him in a pitch black room to snap that picture. I was laughing for like twenty minutes when my phone showed the picture for a moment before going back to the camera.
>>2209817
>I wish I was at home playing with squeaky toys
>The music is too loud
>My feet hurt
>I'm hungry.
>>2210782
>Doggy Devito
>Not Danny Dogvito
>>2212024
DEVIL DOGGO
>>2209876
it looks like a bat without wings
>>2212024
Post more evil dogs.
Sick meme bro
:)
>>2215420
>>2215911
>420
>911
>>2216666
what breed of doggo is this?
>>2216901
all it now needs is that creepy video compression glitch effect at the end
>>2212024
"I AM GROWING STRONGER"
>>2210655
>choosen undead!
>>2212022
Hilarious anon, thank you for that story.
>>2212022
I'm an emetophobe but this story made me laugh
>>2209817
wtf I love bulldogs now
>>2212022
My dog ate a whole platter of cookies with chocolate and shit when she was a puppy and nothing happened. If that happened id be laughing forever.