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my cat dunks his oldest toy in his water bowl every night.

What are some weird unexplained things your pet does?
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My cat bites my elbows when he gets exited. Weighs twenty pounds with little fat. Goofy cat brightens my existence.
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>>2193288

My rabbit will take little knicknacks, laboriously climb to the mantle on top of the fireplace (and he has to take this indirect hopping route to get there, it's too high up for him to make the jump from the ground) throw them off, and then hop all the way back down to the ground, pick them up again, to repeat the process about 4-5 times.
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my bird loves to shove his beak up my nose, that's how he wakes me up in the morning
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>>2193302
Damn. My cat weighs 13 pounds and he is huge (not fat though). Your cat must be a giant.
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My cat picks pieces of food out of her bowl or off my plate with her paw and eats out of it if she can hold on to the food. Sometimes she tries to pick up things that are obviously too heavy, just to watch it fall. She also eats out of my hand, don't know how common that is.
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>>2193288
My cat pushes her toys under the door if she knows im on the other side if she wants to cuddle. I've left home and come back to toys at the front door
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My cat went through a stage where she would put me to bed and get upset if i stayed up too late, she would cry, rub against me until i brushed my teeth, whilst i brushed my teeth she would climb the stairs to be at my head height and try to play with me, often hooking my nose or eyebrow, then she would race me to my bed wait for me to get in and then knead me for 15 minutes sit down for about half an hour and then leave. Same routine for months. Always the same.
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>>2193470
when I lived with my ex her cat would lick our eyebrows in the morning and then sleep on the top of our heads.
miss that kot desu
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When my dad died last summer, my cat only wanted to lay in his jeep all day. She didn't want to eat and would get defensive and hiss if you tried to take her away from the jeep. She eats now and is back to her normal routine but she still prefers to sleep in my dad's jeep.
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>>2193376
My cat used to eat with his hands too. He'd pick up food with his paw and eat off of it. He'd drink water the same way as well.
The only time he didn't grab things was when one would hand-feed him.
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>>2193485
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>>2193485
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>dog loves to be chased
>acts obnoxious to get other dogs to chase him at the park
>other dogs don't like to chase for long, so he's often left running with no one behind him
>dog knows I get mad if I see him playing in mud
>mud = mad mama = get chased
>dog finds a mud puddle, slaps his paws around in it like he's digging
>"HEY!"
>he takes off at hyperspeed
>makes a circle around me
>full retard playing in the mud
>I make a grab for him, he engages warpspeed

I hate having to clean him up afterwards but it's not like it isn't fun
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My cat sometimes carries food that was left on the table to the doormat at night. Sometimes even loafs of bread that are about as big as her.
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>>2193563
>calling yourself "mama" to your pet

Fucking cringe
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My dog for some reason really enjoys drinking out of the tub faucet. When we get back from a walk he races to the bathroom and sits in the tub. If someone doesn't come fast enough to turn it on he barks or scratches at the bottom to get our attention.
Also, probably not weird, but he REALLY likes to carry things. For example there's a Tim Hortons about a 10 min walk from us and usually I buy him a Timbit and let him carry the bag. It's become such a habit for him that if I don't give him anything to carry back, he refuses to move. Even once we're home, he doesn't let me take the bag until he's dropped it on in his bed.

Another weird thing is that he likes MY spot on the bed (right on the edge.) sometimes if I'm laying there he'll just put his head on the bed and whine like he needs help getting up, then once I stand to help him he leaps up and lays where I was.
He definitely has some quirks
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>>2193569
idk man, to me you seem way more cringe for getting so triggered.
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>>2193563
>mama
landwhale detected
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My cat always wanted to grab onto my shoulder and start nursing on it, switching sides occasionally but only if I had a shirt on.

She would also try to find the smallest opening in my blanket to go under the covers to lay right next to my face.

Unfortunately I just had to have her put down after she was diagnosed with Peritoneal Carcinomatosis. Her original owner passed away from brain cancer, and I'm a leukemia survivor, so hearing this diagnosis hit close to home for me. She first stopped eating, then stopped drinking which resulted in me having to force-feed her water through a syringe until the test results came in. I stood by my promise that once I knew if it was something that I couldn't fix, I would not let her suffer any longer. By the end she had gone almost 2 days without sleeping and I could tell she was ready for it to be over. It's still hard to believe she was perfectly fine a mere 2 and a half weeks ago.

Her original owner had named her Princess Puddin Pop, I just called her Puddin. It's surreal coming home and not seeing her flopped on my bed... I just wanted to hear her purr one last time...

Sorry to intrude on this thread. I just saw OPs pic in the Recent Images section on the front page and started reading everyone's little quirks their pets have. I hope your pets continue to live long and happy lives with all of you. Thanks for making me smile /an/.
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>>2193591
whatever fatty
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>>2193321
Is your reflex to swat in front of your face with your hand? That would be a natural reaction
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>>2193485
Do you take her around for drives in it?
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>>2193612
lol im a 73kg man, but wtv helps you sleep better faggot.
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>>2193610
RIP sweet kitter.
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>>2193359
Not that anon but my cat isn't fat either but is 20lbs. He is just a really big monster. He scares away door-to-door salemen and refuses to play with anything but small stuffed animals which he throws into the air and catches.

The dog's favorite thing is canned french style green beans. They have to be canned and they have to be french style. He will do anything for that treat even though he only gets it a couple times a year
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>>2193639
You forgot to add that you're 5'2, fatty.
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>>2193569
>>2193592
Is it that bad?

My dad is in his early 60s and he refers to himself as "daddy" around our 1 year old lab, it's actually really cute. We got her a year after my mom had passed away, and I think she really helped my dad out and brought some life back to the house.
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>>2194086
Not that anon, but nice job projecting your insecurities.
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>>2194092
Wosh! How'd you get that star?
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My dog steals socks and leaves them in random places.

Only my socks, though, nobody else's.
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>>2194092
Same, man. So many people call themselves "mum" or "dad" to their pets these days, shelters and shit refer to owners as "parents". It even seems like the norm.
I think it's kind of cute too. My mother calls my girlfriend's dog her "grandson" and I think it's cool.
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>>2194255
>My mother calls my girlfriend's dog her "grandson" and I think it's cool.

That's kinda sad. Give your mom a hug for me, bro.
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My female cat likes to hump people like a male cat. She even bites down and does the little stiff-legged treading thing with her legs before thrusting with ... fucking nothing since she doesn't have a dick.
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>>2193903
You're fat.
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>>2194259
my mom refers to my kitten as her grandbaby too. it's because parents get obsessed with having grandkids coz they're bored.
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>>2194266
>fattie
>you're fat
>teehee

Who let their 5 year old on 4chan?
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>Dog takes a mouthful of food
>Carries it to the carpet
>Spits it out
>Eats it piece by piece
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When my pupper greets some one he likes, he must hold something in his mouth. He grabs a mouthful of the nearest thing on the floor and then dances around the person, breathing heavily and wiggling so hard he can't walk properly
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>>2194092
wtf are these retarded stars next to names
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>>2194371
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>>2194377
Stop shitting up the thread!

I wanna hear about cats that died!
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My kitten is learning how to fetch. It's adorable.
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>>2193288

My otherwise litter-trained bunny has pretty much permanently disinvited one of my friends from ever entering my home.

On a five out of five visits, within 15 minutes of my friend Ted coming over to visit, my bunny would urinate in his shoes, and then hop off, ruining two sets.
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>>2194361
My dog does this too. the door to my apartment opens to a hallway so my dog will sometimes run down the hall, pass the door, grab something, and then run back to the door
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>>2194389
Your bunny has some sense.
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My cat goes into the bathroom on his own for no reason and just sits there doing really loud meows that he never does any other time. If I go in the room with him he'll sit at my feet and meow more.

He never follows me in or anything, always alone to meow.
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My cat usually produce drops of saliva when I cuddle him.
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>>2194326
My dog used to do that. He would bring his food like literally 5-7 feet away from his food and if he could he would hide his food after he ate some and then go back for another bite.
He had a tumor and I had to put him down almost a year ago and it hurts that I've been without him for so long I miss him but I will always remember him. He was also an asshole and was constantly grouchy and would growl for no reason and did that the whole time we had him even before he got old. He is hard to describe just all the little quirks he had but I can see that he wasn't the only dog who was weird. My little shi tzu was amazing and It gets easier with time but I don't think I won't feel like crying anytime I really sit and think of him for at least another year maybe more.

Also rip to any other pets you guys lost they are always such a boost to your life and it hurts to lose them.
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>>2193588
My cat is the same way when it comes to drinking out of the tub. I brush my teeth around the same time every night, so he'll wait in front of the bathroom around that time. When I start walking to the bathroom to brush my teeth he walks in ahead of me and hops in the tub. If I have the gall to start brushing my teeth before turning the faucet on he cries and whines.
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>>2193465
This is adorable and sad.
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My cat flips out sometimes and runs top speed across the apartment, turns, runs up the stairs, then runs down, and usually ends up jumping over me on the bed. A couple of times she landed on my balls and it hurt.
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My dog greets me by licking my legs. She will literally follow me around to lick my legs for like 10 minutes. I could be walking and she will stay glued to me, tongue on leg.
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My dog chews on my used panties and socks.
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>>2193485
I was not ready for this feel
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>>2193288
>weird
>unexplained
Cats sometimes kill their prey by drowning it. Not weird or unexplained
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My 9 year old standard poodle just sits like this on the stairs sometimes. I think she has Aspbarkers syndrome. Also this is one of the worst groomings she's ever gotten fuck.

>>2193563
>>dog loves to be chased
>>acts obnoxious to get other dogs to chase him at the park
>>other dogs don't like to chase for long, so he's often left running with no one behind him
My dog does this too. Austismo as fuck.

>>2194255
My aunt calls her daughter's dog her "Grand-dog." half jokingly.
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>>2194255
Whenever I explain things to my dog I refer to myself in the 3rd person as your father or dad.
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>>2194733
My cat is also prone to drooling.
>yesterday, trying to nap
>cat joins me in bed
>gets comfy on my side, rests her chin on my shoulder
>drools directly into my fucking mouth
I can't be mad at her, though. Look at this baby-picture.
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>>2194719
he must do it for a reason, right?
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>>2194813
that cat is bored and wants to play.
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>>2194998
thanks for this plausible theory, I didn't know that.
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She died a few years ago but
>17 year oldish cockatiel my grandma used to sing too and hang out with often
>Grandma died, cockatiel carried on
>Birb had specific songs she would sing when she wanted an individual person
>After she died she would only sing "you are my sunshine" and get upset if anyone else tried to take her out
>Years after she died, she would still whistle it and if you tried to take her out any day she sun that song she would violently protest and refuse to leave her cage on her own that day

Any time I hear that song I choke up because I have neither. I had that bird since I was nine or so, too.
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>>2195271
I knew a cat that did that whenever he wanted someone to turn on the faucet for him
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>>2193288
My one dog is the only doge I know who likes people better than other dogs. Like I could be walking her down the street and come up to another person walking their dog. Normally the dogs will go up to eachother and sniff around. But doge will go up to the other person wanting attention and completely ignore the other dog.
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>>2193470
My cat always has to be on the vanity nest to me when I wash my face and brush my teeth at night. He likes to lick the water off the faucet. But he doesn't wait till I'm done, so I have to push him out of the way to rinse the soap off my face. This is one of his favorite things; he waits in the dark bathroom every night for me to show up, and when I do he purrs like a madman.

He's got the other cat interested, too. Now she comes into the bathroom as well and sits on the edge of the tub, behind the curtain, peeking at me. However, she also follows me into the bathroom when I pee. She stands in front of the toilet and stares at me. It's unnerving.
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>>2193569
>he isn't a mama to his pets

Fag.
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>>2194255
>sister is married
>they don't plan on having kids for a while yet
>have a dog instead
>mom says her friends ask her if she has grandchildren yet
>"[sigh] no, they have a dog"

I'm frankly glad I don't have a significant other because I don't think I could deal with her begging us to procreate. Every once in a while she smugly insists that I'll want children, but my sister and her husband get the brunt of it.
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>>2193288
Meows at my closet when its closed

If I leave it open she goes in and faces the same corner every night and meows into the wall for about 5 minutes
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>>2193288
This POS throws out as much water as he can if I ever put water in a tippable bowl, by knocking it around. Then he'll usually drink some off the floor first before drinking out of the actual bowl.
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My fat cat likes to go to the bathroom whenever someone else goes in and begs them to turn on the tap so she can drink water from it, she also does this if you're close to the bathroom.
She also likes munching on my fucking new phone charger and earbuds
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>>2195776
>that close to trips
My other cat likes to lick some plastic things, like scotch tape and stuff that previously had glue on them. She's such a junky
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>>2194261
Maybe your cat is trans senpai
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>>2193321
Ive had cats do this. Some being overly affectionate but i've had one or two that seemingly wanted to enter my face by shoving their noses as hard as possible up one of my nostrils
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>>2193288

Not sure if weird or just dumb, but my cat will arch her back and hiss at the cat in the floor length mirror when she walks by it. She's finally gotten out of the habit of trying to claw and bite at the mirror-cat, I've got a lot of scratches at the base now.
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>>2194719
>>2195700
Your houses are haunted
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>>2194866
Bone cancer.
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>cat wants in front door
>let cat in.
>goes to back door.
>wants out.
>let cat out.

the FUCK is he doing?
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>>2193288

My dog does a yoga stretch. She extends her rear legs completely straight and leans forward. Then she either plops on the floor and curls her legs under herself, or straightens back out and stands upright.

I have no idea where she learned this because nobody here does yoga.
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>>2194719
one of my cats does something similar. she will sit on the sink counter and meow at the ceiling. just meow and meow. maybe she's praying to ceiling cat? idk.

the other cat sings to the catnip ball.
>middle of the night, 2am or something
>hear a weird meow
>rowrOWWR
>rawrOURR
>the fuck is going on, is she ok?
>go to living room
>she's fine, she's playing with the catnip ball, kicking it with her back feet etc.
>just singing the catnip song
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>>2196345
i think that yoga people took the move from dogs
like the aptly named "downward dog"
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My girl cat, Sahara
>when bored she climbs on my desk and lovingly touches my face with her paw til I give her attention
>stretches on purpose, multiple times, since I always do a long nose-to-tail pet when she does it
>gets in position so I spoon her while sleeping
>likes to be carried around on my chest/shoulder like a baby
>gets up on two paws when she wants to be picked up
>almost always sleeps belly-up if I'm holding her
>she fucking knows what days of the week the maid is over (in her mind, maid = vacuum monster) so on these days, before the maid arrives, she hides under the covers til I pick her up and take her somewhere else
>watches tv for hours, by herself. I often find her sitting on the edge of the bed closest to the tv, entranced by it. She seems to prefer Nat Geo and History Channel
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One time my family and I went on vacation for a week and when we came home our cat had brought all of my sisters stuffed animals downstairs and lined them up in front of the door.
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>>2194255
>So many people call themselves "mum" or "dad" to their pets these days...

They should all be gassed.
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>>2196339
Patrolling the house as part of his territory

>>2196346
>>2196370
Haunted
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>>2196339
The cat is trying to get you to leave the door open. He doesn't necessarily want to go outside, but he wants to have the OPTION to do so if he decides to later. Having it at your discretion rather than his annoys him. My indoor cat does the same thing with the basement door.
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>>2196418
is there a way to make him stop that shit?
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>>2196369
I love her.
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>>2194223
Not that anon, but dudes fat
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>>2193288
My cat can open doors. She jumps and lands on the handle with her paws..

Also, I always wake up with her playing with my hair. Or she climbs me and sleeps on my chest.

She is 16 years old, I am surprised on how active she is.
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>>2193288
My dog loves sitting up along the top of my couch, scrunching down all the cushions, and setting her head on my shoulder.

My other dogs started it too...
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>>2196514
Forgot to mention, my other dog is a 65 pound Shepherd. That shit ain't as cute.
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>>2193614
>How to get a date with the Stig

Thanks m8, that made me happy
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>>2193903
Uhh. Are you the one in the dress or in the striped shirt?
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>adopt dog from shelter when he was about a year old
>he's originally from North Carolina
>gets super excited whenever he sees a pickup truck
>get super excited whenever he sees a young man about my age (early/mid 20's)
>goes fucking nuts when he sees the two things combined

we think his previous owner had to give him up, was about my age, and owned a pickup truck ;_;
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>>2195276

Fug fug fug
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>>2196345
Mine does this too!! He even groans or sighs when he does it. Usually he lies down after
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>>2193302
post big cato OP
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My late Old English Sheepdog was obsessed with licking things. She would greet the other dog by licking her, she would randomly walk up to furniture and lick it for minutes, and she would literally use her paws to hold people's feet while she licked them for several minutes.
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>>2196339
cats have a hard time with uh.. mapping? If it can enter an area more than one way then the cat likely thinks that its been through two different rooms

your cat is wondering why you have so many goddamn doors and why all of them are shut.
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>>2193492
I've seen this reaction image posted for years, but never the source material.
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>>2194371
My dog refuses to eat any treat she is given if she is standing on the hardwood floors of our house.

She absolutely must be standing on one of the rugs before she feels comfortable eating.
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>>2196369
Your cat has excellent taste in television.
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>>2196380
>implying it's a bad thing when individuals are responsible enough to practice successfully raising/caring for animals before they raise their own children

Personally, I think more people should do that, then we would have less fucked up people (such as yourself) in this world.

If nothing else, I'd take a neighbor who thinks their pets are retarded children in fur suits over a neighbor who thinks animals are inanimate objects that can be neglected or thrown away when the owner gets bored.
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>>2196537
Dress
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>>2194875
Lucky guy. I hope you leave them nice and crusty
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>>2196369
Your cat likes the sound of the narrators talking.
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>>2195276
Dammit, im out of town and my cockatiel escaped through an open door. My mom called said it was going crazy flying around the house calling out all day the week i left. She told me she thinks it flew out cause it was looking for me. Makes me sad every time. That sweet little bastard ; 'T_T' ;
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new kitten

he will hop on me immediately after exiting the litter box. I dont THINK he's wiping his paws on me but maybe he is
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My cat never used to drink out of his bowl, he preferred and pint glass or the toilet.

He also used to follow me to the pub and i'd have to put him back.
he used to greet me at the door meowing at me and he played fetch.

</3 he wasn't very smart.
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My cat has very rough sex with my blanket every night. shit wakes me up sometimes.
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This happened 10 mins ago
>sitting on chair
>dog comes over for pats
>get his fav spot near the hip
>leg starts kicking
>stop scratching
>he rubs against me and growls/groans? idk how to describe the sound
>tap his butt area
>tail starts wagging
>tap harder
>tail goes crazy
>stop patting
>dog starts barking and running around and jumping like he's the happiest dude alive
I always give him butt/back scratches but I've never seen him react that excitedly. It was cute
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>>2198059

Just explain to him that you still love him and he can bring his special friend to Thanksgiving on the condition that neither of them rub it in your faces.
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loves me unconditionally
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>Lay down for sleepytime
>Doggo on the end of the bed
>Gets up
>Walks up to the front part of the bed
>Expects me to hold up the covers
>Hold them up
>He crawls under the covers
>Spins around
>Plop
>Curls up in a ball
>Sleeps the night peacefully under the covers
So cute.
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My dog loves to play with balls. But recently he is purposely throwing the ball on places he can't pick back and then starts bitching to everyone till somebody picks the ball back.
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>>2193639
160 pounds is pretty heavy for a female of average height.

>pic related

Unless you're just slightly taller than am average woman
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>>2193288
I don't know if it's common, but when my dog's comfortable or happy he makes this strange noise that sounds like a dog version of a cat's purr
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I had a cat that absolutely hated everybody. That is, if they weren't me or my mother. When it came to us she was as happy as can be
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>>2197391
This makes sense.

My cats hate closed doors. If a door is closed, they will attempt to open it. If they can't open it, they yowl. Even if they were just in that room, if they leave and I close the door after them, they will turn right around and try to open the door like there is some mystery there.

They also get confused when I move furniture. I can understand being curious about a new couch. But the other day I moved a lamp six feet across the room, and they felt they needed to smell and inspect it for a few minutes like it was completely new.
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My rabbit likes to jump on top of his cage whenever he gets scolded, just to look you in the eye with his dumb face. Also he hates the cushion thingy in his travel thing and this is how he lets you know.
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>>2198155
Better pic
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>>2198073
He's trying to get your attention so you will play with him

My dog turns into Taz from Looney Tunes if you ask him if he is "Ready Freddy." He rapidly spins around in circles making excited growl/barks knocking everything over
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If I'm sitting nearby but not petting him, Meatloaf will climb up my back and smack at my face to get my attention. Also, he licks feet.

Pic from before we brought him inside (he was a stray we fed).
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>>2196421
just leave the door open.
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>>2197949
not fixed early enough?
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>>2194326
does your dog also dig in the water bowl?
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My cat talks A LOT. Whenever she meows you can respond with a meow and she will respond with another meow and you can keep this exchange going for some time.
She also likes drinking water from a glass on the TV table and also from the tap in the toilet.
She really loves being brushed, if I rub the brush so it makes a distinct noise she instantly starts meowing and comes running.
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My cat likes to approach a wall in the hallway and just stare straight up it. I thought it was the light casting a shadow or a bug up there, but when he goes over there, there's nothing up there.
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My cat likes to cuddle on my chest and pretend to be comfy sleeping.
Then she turns and bites my nose as hard as she can when im relaxing
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>>2193566
That's a big bread.
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>>2199024
Daily reminder that cats are shitty pets and there is no reason to have one instead of a dog unless you live in an apartment that doesn't allow dogs.
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>>2199173
Dogs suck ass.
Cats rock.
Here's proof.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ckDVpihCPq8
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My catto def has some quirks, but I still love her and wouldn't trade her for anything

>Doesnt like to cuddle
>Only wants pets on her head and down along her spine, nowhere else. But only when she wants them, and in very limited quantity
>Loves to play fetch with hair ties, it's literally her favorite thing
>Likes to play with hands quite a bit, but I guess doesn't understand it hurts when she claws/bites and crosses the line a lot. I've had random people in public ask me if I'm a cutter and I have to explain that no, I just have a cat.
>Any time somebody gets cereal or even opens the fridge door, she has to run over and stretch up the counter wanting milk, even though she only ever takes like two licks of it and then is done with it.
>Eats with her hands sometimes
>Pulls pieces of her food out of her food bowl and drops them into her water bowl, and then refuses to drink the water because there's stuff in it and it's dirty
>Likes to attack feet when you're walking or sleeping
>If she hears an interesting noise but can't figure out where it's coming from, she'll stand up on her back paws and look around like a prairie dog
>Doesn't seem to like anybody outside of my immediate family, and is openly hostile to my 11 year old cousin
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>>2199212
Pic related btw

And I forgot what is probably the weirdest one
>Has to give everything a "sniff test" to determine how she feels about it. From food to people to random objects around the house, even if she just sniffed them a minute ago.
>If it enters her personal zone and she doesn't immediately attack it, she sniffs it.
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>>2199173
>>2199198
Notice how the cat runs back to the kid to make sure hes ok after the dog runs off- then follows mom around the truck to back her ass up.

Show me a video where a dog is coherent enough to understand what's happening and acts accordingly.
I'll bet the best you can do is a drug dog sitting there saying he found something in a bag..
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Picabo liked to watch House, she really liked Hugh Laurie for some reason. I miss her so much, but she lived until 19 and was happy so there is that.
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>>2199226
19 was a good life, she couldn't have dreamed of anything more.
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>>2198994
Haunted

>>2199226
Cute name. RIP kitters
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>>2197523
She's a girl and those kinds are her favorite. Lol
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Always in between my legs and on his back
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>>2196339
Same. I believe this may be the train of thought:
"I know you just let me in from the rain, but it might not be raining outside THIS door. This outside is DIFFERENT!!"
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My chicken wants me to squad so she can jump on my back, so when i stand up she will stand on my shoulder like parrot. I think she does it to show her being the alpha. She also loves to come inside and look for crumbs in the kitchen. Then she jumps on the couch and digs with her claws until she lays down.

My other chicken sometimes purrs when I'm patting her in the back of her neck.

Also they always talk to me and greet me when i come home/leave the house
I love both
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>>2194086
Jesus holy fuck you are platinum mad for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Settle the fuck down.
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>>2194320
Literally everyone. Unfortunately.
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My turtle does the "How to Train Your Dragon" thing when I put my finger in front of her face when she basks.

Cute as shit
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>>2199173
Dogs attack people second only to bees in frequency of animal attacks. Fact. Cats don't even rank. "Man's best friend" loves to fucking eat humans.
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>>2196346
You might have rats
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>>2193610
RIP cute catter. She's beautiful, reminds me of my chubby cat. What was her name?
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>>2200148
To be fair, it's in the name - MAN's best friend - when subhumans get dogs to scare each other and train them to be aggressive, it often ends badly. But for anyone with at least an average IQ, dogs will be harmless (and I'm not really a massive fan of dogs)
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>>2193321
My Sun conure tries to shove its entire head in my mouth sometimes
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>>2198483
My cat also likes to drink from the glass on the coffee table and she makes weird mrrrrrrrr sounds all the time. It's not meowing or purring, something in between, like she's talking to herself.

She also loved baths. Every time someone's taking a bath she tries to join.
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>>2199212
Kek, what is it with cats and hair ties? I bought tons of toys for my kittens and they're only interested in hair ties.
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>>2200148
First of all, give me on example of a dog "eating" a human. Not attacking, eating.

Second of all, the only reason cats don't rank is because they are little weaklings. They actually attack people far more often than dogs. The only reason there isn't a statistic about it is because no one reports it when their shitty cat scratches the shit out of them even though it happens every time you try to touch the evil thing.
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>>2199280
I agree with that. One day he was acting real distant towards everyone in the house, hiding in various places all day. At seven-ish he jumped onto my bed and acted real anxious, and stayed beside me all night. I woke up at two in the morning to the sounds of birds chirping, and my cat was slowly inching towards me, to the point where we were touching stomach-to-back. His ears shot back, and we saw this blue dot flash at the end of my bed, then again at the center of my room, and a last time near a turn in the hallway to the backdoor. He acted on edge for a few days after that
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>>2200306

Not him but in Miami some spic left their baby on the floor and their mutt nibbled off a few of the baby's toes .
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>>2200277
Someone didnt read the post
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>>2200286
>Dog owners
>Not majority room temperature IQ
The vast majority of dog owners are literal retards. That's why pitbulls went from totally unrepresented to overflowing every single humane society within the span of a year. That's why dog breeders are such shit human beings. I've never ever met a dog owner I didn't despise as a person.

>>2200306
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2015/12/03/owner-pit-bulls-deadly-attack-still-custody/76714712/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/23/taylynn-devaughn-dies-dog-attack-_n_6737922.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/29/baby-killed-by-dog_n_1462963.html
"The Las Vegas Sun reports that the 120-pound Mastiff/Rhodesian mix had never displayed any previous signs of aggression toward people, according to the family" <--- this is literally ALWAYS the case. "Oh my god the dog was so normal! I don't understand! I only brought a predatory pack animal into my home that historically has killed humans and their livestock to such a degree that we mostly exterminated them from the wild. How could this have happened?!" Dogs "just turn" all the fucking time. Because they're fucking wolves. It's not hard to fucking understand unless you're the kind of fucking Cletus that loves dogs in the first place.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/dog-kills-baby-husky-pittsburgh_n_1285099.html

Cats don't try to kill people. They attack people to tell them you're annoying them and that's that. Leave them alone and generally they leave you alone. Dogs will aggressively attack people for a number of reasons with the intent to both kill and eat them.

Dog owners are also the worst animal abusers I've ever seen. The average dog owner - and this is BY FAR the majority of dog owners as any worker at any humane society can tell you - just tie their dogs up outside and only feed and water them and ignore them for most of their lives.
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>>2200459
Your insecurities are made increasingly palpable with every word you write.
Thanks for the laugh.
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>step into tort's enclosure to feed her
>zooms past her food dish now complete with food
>tries to devour my toes
>have to turn the dumbass around and face her towards her food dish for her to get the idea
I think she might associate me with food a little bit too literally
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My dog has legit phobias. They include,

1. pinching your shirt, pulling it and letting go to make a slight snapping noise
2. blowing raspberries with your mouth.
3. putting the remote control near him

Doing any of these things will make him freak out and avoid you like the plague for 5 minutes.
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>>2196339
He's looking for a door into summer
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>>2200292
The MRRRR sound reminds me of the greeting noise my parents' longhair used to make. He'd make it whenever he saw a familiar person he hadn't seen in a few hours, like if he'd been asleep a while or outside the house. Sounded like a mix between a meow and purring. Felt good whenever he made that noise, like an "AWESOME TO SEE YOU DUDE" or something. RIP parents' cat, you nearly made it to 17 before strokes or whatever kicked your ass. ;_;
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>>2200473
Nice projection, faggot. You're still a subintellectual if you like those shitty, smelly things. Also, have your fucking dog piss in your fucking house so I don't have to have my entire town smell like dog shit and piss any time it rains. Fuck you and fuck your disgusting barbarian animals.
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>>2200477
The colors make her look like a war tortoise. How big is she?
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>>2199198
There's been 2-3 times when me and my mom got in an argument and my cat hissed at and attacked her then followed me back in my room.
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>>2200525
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>>2197650
he def is, yu'r his poop rag now
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>>2200570
"yu'r"
I am stealing this.
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>>2195776
My roommate's huge cat does the faucet things. It's gotten so that even if I'm walking in the direction of my bathroom, he'll dash to the sink in the hopes that I turn it on for him.
...I usually do, so he's gotten me pretty well trained.
My cat for some reasons loves to nest in my dropped pants when I'm taking a dump. And only wants to 'cuddle' if it's in a leg-tent under a blanket. Something about warm clothy spaces, I guess.
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My cat always gets to the roof of my house and meows for help.
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My cat has an obsession with licking plastic bags. If I come home from the convenience store after work with snacks and don't throw the bag out right away, she starts licking it. She'll also pull smaller plastic wrappers out of the trash and try to eat them.

She also snores surprisingly loud for such a small kitty.
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>>2194261
Did you just assume its gender?
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>>2194261
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>>2195700
You have something living under your house gettin up in the walls. Maybe mouse, maybe raccon or something. Cat can probably hear or smell it in the wall.
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>>2196339
You controle inside temp, why not outside? Cat confuse.
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>>2197431
The horrifying taste of wood floor cleaner residue.
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>>2199220
Farsighted cat.
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>>2193288
Every single time I visit my neighbour's (who's also my cousin) cat, he starts eating for like 2 minutes, stops, reaches over to get pet for a few seconds, the goes back to eating for another 2 or so minutes.

He could be playing with someone else and he'd still inmediately stop to chow down for a while if he notices me.
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>>2200863
Your cousin secretly trained his kitty to do that. There's no other explanation.
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>>2200864
That would be an explanation except I was the one in charge of the kitty's first 2 weeks since the day he was brought in because my cousin was visiting her husband's family some states away. He didn't start doing his weird habit until like 10 days later.
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>>2200785
its not unusual for cats and dogs to eat plastic bags. Animal fat is an ingredient in those which makes them tasty.
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>>2199076
For you.
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>>2193288
My cat likes to fall over on purpose all the time. He'll be standing there normally and then instead of slowly lying down he'll just fall to one side with his legs still straight. He's a big cat and kind of fat so the impact sounds pretty funny.

He also falls down the stairs sometimes, he'll be rolling around at the top of the stairs and he'll shift his weight a little to much and just sort of slide down until he stops then he does it all over again.

He is without a doubt the stupidest fucking animal I've ever owned, but he's funny so it's fine
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My aussie loves wrestling with me, and he makes some really hilarious vocalizations. He also chases laser beams and shadows. There's a spot on my couch where when I'm sitting there the light from the lamp passes through my glasses and causes a bright reflection to appear on the fabric and he just goes ape on it. Even when I'm not sitting there he'll patiently wait for it on the couch.
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>>2193288
My ferret hordes specific balls
Like, I get a multi pack with different types of toy balls, but there's one kind that he'll exclusively horde together in one of two places
Since they usually roll the other balls through their urine (refuse to use the litter box, I just clean up), they're the only types of balls I have left usually, and I have around 8 of them in the box he stores them in right now.
It's really cute and I try to keep them safe since he likes them so much for some reason.
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>>2194092
>>2194255
>>2195028
>>2197438
These. I sometimes do that with my ferrets, but I always refer to the other as "your brother" when talking to one of them, even though they're from different litters and half a year apart age wise.
Though I don't really do the third person dad thing I do call either my son a lot.
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>>2193321
Every damn one of my birds do this. My conures love sticking their beaks up my nose and ears. My cockatiels like to stick their heads in my mouth while I'm trying to eat. I fell asleep once and woke to find my youngest tiel picking my teeth. Odd
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>>2200561
Cool, cool

Now post ur dick next to the can
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>>2200477

DARTH MAUL? THAT YOU?
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My dog just passed but he was a gentleman dog.

>Wouldn't eat off the floor. If you threw food on the floor he'd just stare/glare at you.
>Only ate high quality food. Anything less he would spit out. Demonstrated this one time by offerring him plain bread which he snubbed but would eat bruschetta. Wouldn't eat simple cheeses but would take things like Triple cream french cheese.
>Would never cuddle or lick like other dogs do. He liked his space. But he would accept rubs. Never slept in my bed until a year ago after a major open chest surgery.
>Had an after dinner ritual where he'd want and go outside and just sit on the patio.
>On and on. He didn't like getting dirty. Would never bark at people, always preferring to nudge them with his paw.

I don't how to accurately describe him in total but he was a really intelligent dog with a sense of independence. It was a pleasure getting to know him on an almost psychic level.
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>>2193563

My dog loves being chased too. If she's up for chasing she'll take a toy and boop me on the leg or butt with her snout and then run off. Her favourite is running up and down the stairs but I get pretty tired after a couple of times haha.
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>>2201311
Another weird thing that my dog does is shutting cupboard doors, particularly the one where we keep our bin - if I open the door and sort of like put my head in when I'm putting stuff in the bin she'll run up to it and close the door with her snout, regardless whether I'm in the way or not.
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When my chinchilla gets mad, he throws everything around in his cage. He knocks his wheel over, turns his little hay bungalow upside down, and throws his toys to the bottom part of his cage.

He also flips his shit if you bang on the floor. He runs in circles around you and jumps off the wall. He'll then try to nip at your hand while making this weird little barking noise, but he'll only do this if you tap a specific pattern on the ground. If it's not the right rhythm, he'll just stare at you.
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>>2193569
is this bait lmao
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>>2199198
why does the mom run off? lmao

shouldn't she pick the child up and run inside a building
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>>2201311
haha lol
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>>2199223
Dogs will break up fights been humans. Verbal or physical. It's in their genes to dislike conflict between members of their family. It's very interesting and adorable.
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My kitty Case does so many strange things.

>Doesn't like to be petted unless he wants it and it's usually just on his head
>Hates belly rubs
>Sleeps on his back
>Has a favorite stuffed animal named "green bear" who he carries around
>Will occasionally throw green bear into his water bowl
>Wake up at 1am to strange sounds
>Case is shoving his paws into his water bowl just splashing
>Will zoom by you at sonic speeds if you're headed to bathroom
>Drinks out of sink
>Lounges in the tub
>Will get into weird funks and starts running around hoping on beds
>I turn to him he'll run away and hide in a pillow
>Turn away and goes back to running/jumping on beds
>Loves playing soccer with crushed up paper balls
>Will randomly poke at my sides when I'm asleep to crawl into blankets
>Has turned on my pc several times at night
>Loves screwing around with the litter in his box and in the package itself

Pic related. He's lounging in plastic bag
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>>2201110
Birds feed each other to show affection. They want ur love, alternatively what you feed them might be low quality and it is not affection they are displaying but compulsion to try to get better quality food.
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>>2193288
One of the rats i was babysitting would run up my arm and explore for a bit, then bite my chin until i let him down
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>fat calico puts ONE (1) piece of cat food in the water bowl so the water gets fucking gross and the bowl has to be completely cleaned
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>have a ferret
>has the usual ferret quirks
>is always trying to get into the closet if it's close
>go in there one day to see what he does when he's in there
>he was hiding a big pile of tortilla chips

also

>ferret had a bell on his collar so I know where he is
>bell stops ringing for a while
>get worried
>turn the house upside down, can't find him
>turns out he'd been scratching at the couch for a while and finally made a whole, crawled into the inside of the couch (the part with the springs and stuff), crawled all the way to the opposite side, and fell asleep
>had to cut open the couch to get him

a third

>let him play in the upstairs for a change
>eventually hear a lot of scratching coming from the kitchen
>can''t find him
>sealed all the cabinets so he couldn't be in any of those
>his bell is seemingly ringing from some parallel universe or something
>eventually see his nose sticking out from underneath one of the cabinets that lined the floor
>I didn't even know they had an underneath
>the opening to them is essentially a lobster trap, so he got in, but couldn't get out
>had to tear apart the cabinet to get him out
>he was covered in dust when I did

last one

>tried to teach him to use the litterbox
>took me a really long time to get him to realize that shitting with only his front paws in the litterbox wasn't acceptable
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>>2200459
Dogfags irrevocably BTFO.
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>>2201703
In regards to your second story my snek did a similar trick and found a hole in the couch and I had to cut open the side to get it out and thus had to get a couch cover.
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My brother's dog would pee when excited or when pet, anyone else have this problem?
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>>2201848
yeah, my aunt and uncle. I've ignored their calls for years
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>>2198330
I've seen you before anon, why haven't you posted a video
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>>2202387
Because I'm too lazy to make a WebM and he does it best at night when it's too dark to make a good video
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>>2200518
Someone sounds upset.
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>>2193321
My grey will do that sometimes too. He'll also start climbing down his cage like he's going to walk around, but will go back up if I acknowledge him...properly? He goes up once he's satisfied with my acknowledgment is what I mean. When he does walk around he goes to the kitchen and just looks at things from the floor. He'll also growl very loudly at strangers unless he's "convinced" I think they're ok, but I don't know if all greys do that or not. He likes to make the sound of me sipping coffee in the morning, and me coughing sometimes.
Any other parrot bros got things they want to share?
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A guy I knew died, and we had a photo of him hanging up in the house

The stray cat we let stay around sat and stared at the photo of him for days after he died

Guy said there must be a dead rat behind the wall or something and thats why he was staring but nope

We moved the picture, and the cocksucker cat was still staring at him

I don't like that shit. Satanic black magic if you ask me
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>>2202630
Because pattern recognization is just for people? Even a parrot can self-identify, a cat can reconise a face. Speciest.
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>>2193288
My dog uses his nose to splash water from his water bowl onto his kibble, and then doesn't eat it.

He legit scoops water onto that shit, like twenty-thirty times in a row. Quickly too, like the fucker's in a rush or something.
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Sometimes when available one of my cats will take a sock and place it over his poop in the litterbox.
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>>2194719
-LOVES- the acoustics.
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>>2193563
LONDON
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>>2203615
Not him, but what I got from his story is that the cat didn't know the guy particularly well. It was just a dude that he knew.
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>>2198336
>Also, he licks feet.

I had a cat who loved to chew on people's toes. She wouldn't bite, exactly. She'd sort of scrape her teeth along the side of your toe, and make a weird chewing sound. Then she would move her head away from the toe, while still chewing. She'd do all this with a far-away gaze, like she was chewing your toe but thinking of someone else's.
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>>2199212
Your cat sounds eerily like mine. Only likes pets on the head, bites and scratches, plays fetch, puts things in the water then refuses to drink...

She's a little bitch but I love her.
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my cat is missing about half his face, and a good chunk of his brain
because of this he drools a lot, especially when he's happy. i have to be careful when he wants a cuddle because i'll get up and my neck will have drool running down it, it stinks. he once did it directly in my eye
he's also got this habit of sitting under blankets. i think it's because i wear them a lot when i'm sitting at my computer and he's on my lap. now, if he's a bit restless, i can just throw a jacket over him and he immediately starts washing/purring (although, i can't use anything with sleeves anymore because he shoves his head through them and gets stuck)
somewhat related, because of the whole missing face thing, playing with him is a bit difficult. he can't catch anything so i've started rubbing the tip of an umbrella on a wall very slowly. he can sort of catch that, if he tries really hard, but it's sad to watch
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>>2195365
My boyfriend constantly bugs me about it. I hate children.
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My cat (siamese pictured) shits next to the litter box. She's been doing this since she was very young. Tried different litter boxes, multiple litter boxes, different litter, etc. Nothing. She pees in the litter box fine, but pooping must occur outside the box within an 18" diameter.
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>>2199223
I remember watching a video where a cat attacks a babysitter because she was standing next to the baby when it was crying.

Chased her right out of the room.
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>>2199654
Your cat has some serious trust in you, man. Cats NEVER show their bellies like that to anyone, not even when mating.
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>>2200372
See, shit like this is why I believe the Egyptians were justified in their worship of cats as guardians of the home.
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>>2200057
Can you litter-train them? Or how to you solve it?
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>>2201297
My condolences anon.
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>>2197549
Your mom got rid of the bird because she's a piece of shit, don't trust her.
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I don't know how common this is but my (recently ex) gfs big great Dane would shove her head in my armpit if I stopped petting her and would nudge my side with her head until I pet her again


Love that doggo
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>>2195839

My dog tries to stick his entire nose up my mother's nostrils. She has allergies.
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>Be child
>Have golden labrador
>Dog is mellow as fuck and loves everyone and everything
>Except black dogs
>Fucking HATED black dogs
>Saying "Where's that black dog? Go get that black dog!" sent him absolutely wappy
>Charging round the house barking his head off
>Front paws on windowsill, snarling and barking at outside
>Did this to scare off unwanted visitors
>mfw my dog was racist against other dogs

No idea why, he'd never had a bad experience with another dog, he just really hated black dogs for some reason.
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>>2206524
Kek

My cat loves to lick plastic bags or things that are made of soft plastic like the wrap that holds six packs of bottles together or the pop sheets people put in boxes against fall damage. It does a lot of noise so I figured she's trying to get some attention.
Although very seldom she also licks walls; which I found very weird.
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>>2194326
Mine does that too.
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>have two doggos, a girl and a boy
>some days they dont get up at all the whole day and others they wont stop playing at all
>the thing is that sometimes, they get too excited when playing and start humping each other(the girl too, idk why)
>but sometimes, one roll upside down and the other starts humping
>both humping
>make a 69

i have to stop them to prevent them to get used to it
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Every time I get back home from walking my dog, she will immediately walk a perimeter around my backyard before doing anything else.

Even if it's hot and she's super thirsty, she'll walk the perimeter first then go get a drink.
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>>2194246
This. He's a fat asshole but I love him.
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She always watches tv shen it's on, same for my shepherd but i have no pics of him doing it atm.
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>>2206601
>>2206743

refer you to >>2200936
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My cat will sit in the window and make weird meowing-sounds when she sees a bird.
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>>2193569
this realistically
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One of my chickens will jump up and bite your ass if you are not giving her what she wants... We also have a chicken that likes to Ride on shoulders
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>>2194255
My grandmother refers to my chickens as her "grandchicks"
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>>2194326
I had a cat that did this. He also would climb ladders.

>>2207783
>Oops I meant "great grand chicks"

>>2195279
I have a cat that does this too

>>2198081
Average height for women is 5'4" so 160 is heavy but that much over what it's supposed to be
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>>2202630
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My dog likes to take like 5 pieces of kibble and runs to another part of the house to eat wash rinse repeat until he's full
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>>2200459
>dogs are predators unlike my precious cats
>cats don't kill people
news flash, hot shot:
- felines of all stripes are predatory
- dogs are bigger than cats so of course they're more capable of killing people
- dogs have been more thoroughly domesticated than cats so they tend to be more docile
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>>2201416
she's been inspired by the display of animal instinct to be pissed off instead of afraid
she's looking for that dog so she can kick its face in
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>>2204259
I had a gordon setter that would chew toenails off. She'd only chew the whites of the nail in a perfectly straight line with her front teeth. She was weird as fuck. She'd take large plush animals and take them to me, then lay next to me, then lick the plush around the neck for an hour, eventually she'd get to the eyes. That's when she'd chew the eyes out with her front teeth. Like she was removing parasites.

She'd also pull flying birds out of the air. She'd wait perfectly still until they flew past her then she'd leap into the air and catch them. She'd then chew them to bits, eating everything except their beak and feet. She'd eat rabbits, voles and mice, but only leave their feet.

She was a strange, strange dog.
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>>2194326
he wants to watch the game
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my dog sniffs my crotch when i jack off, then she sits on the bed and stares at me
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>>2193288
I have a cat that stalks the house at night playing with hair bands and the rings off the top of milk jugs. He will carry them around and then put them down and meow at them several times as loudly as he possibly can, then go find another one.
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>>2205232
When they are on sitting on top of me they will jump off before shitting. Also they don't shit on the furniture. They do shit on the floor but that isn't too difficult to clean.

When they are little chicks they will shit everywhere tho

I don't know if you can train it, chickens learn almost everything from their instinct
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>>2193485
Your dad was a faggot
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>>2196370
She was presenting her kill
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>>2201053
i never knew it was legal to own an Australian
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>>2200459
Nice b8, m80.
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>>2193288
My male cat likes to obsessively sniff or lick my armpits when I get sweaty. I say obsessively because he gets this really wide-eyed look when he's about to do it, and then he digs his claws into me to try and hold my arm still while he does it.
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In our old house, my pomeranian would climb up to the attic, face the upper-south-eastern corner and make weird sounds - kind of guttural with mixes of whines and low high pitched barks.
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>>2194733
I have a cat that will drool and kneed for hours on one particular blanket.
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>>2196339
My cat would do that, and if you left the door open she would literally sit their in the middle, like she couldn't decide if whether to be in or out so she just sat halfway.
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>>2200488
My dog is terrified of ANYTHING with wheels, including baby carriages and those electric Walmart scooters; and she hates people wearing hats, especially men.
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>>2206802
Please tell me you neutered at least one of them
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My dog takes his favorite toy, and he spends all day chewing at the same spot on him, right on his ass. Not very hard, he just bites down on that one spot and just lies there with the toy in his mouth.

He's actually got like 3 or 4 of the same type of toy, all stuffed reindeer, and he chews all of them like that.
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>goes in litterbox
>does her business
>RUNS top speed out of the litter box then stops abruptly
>Sometimes forgets to get all the shit out of her ass
Or
>Thinks GF and I should be awake at arbitrary time
>Screams at us to get up from foot of bed
>Get up
>Doesn't even pay attention to us
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>>2208190
>- dogs have been more thoroughly domesticated than cats so they tend to be more docile
This is an outright lie. Dogs require extensive training to have even a modicum of decency and will still in numerous cases snap and attack. Cats rarely require any training at all to have an agreeable disposition. This is because cats and humans have a symbiotic relationship which evolved naturally, while dogs were created by human selection.
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My dog is scared of non living objects moving. Buckets chairs and such things. Kinda funny also weird
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>>2209517
Sounds like typical tortie behavior. Tories are psychopaths.
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>>2209261
He wants your pheromones

>>2209442
Haunted
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>>2193288
>my cat dunks his oldest toy in his water bowl every night.
I have a felt mouse with a pouch for cat nip, and whenever i refill it i catch him putting it in his water dish. I just assumed he was making cat tea.
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>>2205223
My cat does it all the time. Im convinced its a trap because i can't resist cat belly, and the minute i touch it he turns into a furry bear trap and mauls the shit out of my arm.

I'm sure that eventually ONE of us will learn a lesson.
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>>2209534
Thats not innacurate since cats aren't really domesticated. They're just tiny tigers that are too small to eat anything besides vermine, and people have warm soft things to sleep on so they don't force the issue.

If your housecat was the size of a their larger feline cousins we'd have to treat them exactly the same, i.e. dangerous murdermachines you can't turn your back on.

If you need any more proof of this, look at anyone who dies alone in their house with a cat. They start eating you before you've even gone cold.
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My Senegal masturbates with pill bottles, absolutely despises soda bottles (to the point that he attacks them anytime they're close) and likes to look underneath the door. Pic is blurry because I took it with an old ipod touch.
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>>2209987
Here's a less blurry picture of him sleeping on my leg.
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>>2194246
My oldest cat used to do this exact same thing with my socks. He died last year though. Old bastard was almost 19.
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>>2198483
My cat does all of these things. Also:

- From the time I get home to when I go to bed, he will drag his favorite toy to me and sit on it/meow until I pick it up

- He will (sometimes) jump up in between the two shower curtains while I am showering. I assume he likes the heat.

- Will chase the mouse cursor on my PC/TV/laptop if he spots it. He has almost knocked over my 60" TV doing this.

- Plays in his water fountain for a long time after I wash it
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>>2200459
And birds are smarter, cuter and better pets than both cats and dogs.
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>>2209868
shit, the toy he dunks in his water bowl has catnip too. think there's a reasoning behind that?

also, catnip tea is tasty and I grow it for both me and my cat.
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>>2207769
cat chattering is normal although their reason for doing this is not known. some speculate they are trying to imitate bird chirping.
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>>2210009
My cat goes between the two shower curtains every day when I shower. I think it's because he likes to drink any water that gets past the first one
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My labradoodle had two toys she had strange reactions to when she was young.

The first was a long squeaky raccoon, she would pick one end up in her mouth, stare at whoever was watching, then run into our kitchen, and start crying hysterically. After a few seconds she'd sprint straight to our living room and start crying again. Then a few seconds later, sprint back to the kitchen and cry. Repeat. She never grew out of it but does it far less often now.

Another was a multicolored ring. She'd run to pick it up and as soon as it was in her mouth she'd start growling and making sounds like she was pissed off. She didn't care if you took it right out though. Didn't do it to any other toy. She grew out of that one.
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>>2210436
>The first was a long squeaky raccoon, she would pick one end up in her mouth, stare at whoever was watching, then run into our kitchen, and start crying hysterically. After a few seconds she'd sprint straight to our living room and start crying again. Then a few seconds later, sprint back to the kitchen and cry. Repeat. She never grew out of it but does it far less often now.

What the fuck. My dog does this all the time. It's his post-meal ritual. He even has the raccoon skinny toy
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Our lab will chase his water bowl around when he's outside. He'll be laying there then all of the sudden tip it over even if it had water in it and start kicking it around like a soccer ball and barking like a maniac. He also loves the kiddy pool we bought him.
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>>2193288
My dog likes to take treats we give him and take them to the very back of the yard to eat them. I think it does this because we used to lure it for bath time for treats. He comes when we call it now, bath time or not, but seems he still paranoid we'll surprise him.

Also, once we introduced a puppy to it and it was drooling like crazy. I was afraid to open the door all the way (it was a glass door, we cracked it so they could smell each other) should it just scoop up the puppy.
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I don't know if this is a common thing, but when I haven't seen my dog in a timespan of 20-40 minutes when we're chilling in the house. I'll go and find him and rub him and he'll start making these noises like a fucking retard. And if I rub him really fast with some power in it he'll open his mouth and make even fucking louder noises.

I don't know if he's enjoying it or what, sometimes I thnk he's trying to tell me that I'm annoying him.
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>>2210610
Does he eat them, or burry them for later?
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>>2197421
Hope it helps you, my newfriend
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Sometimes my mom's dog will push his bed all around the house with his nose, then when he finds a spot he likes, he lays down and falls asleep. He'll move it around for a long time, and he's small, so he can't move it a far distance with each nose push
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>>2199654
Wow I've never seen any thing like this with cat's but i know dogs do this
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>>2200459
>pitbulls overflowing humane society
>why I hate dog owners
thats some nice generalization, unfortunately for you, lots of dog owners hate pitbulls as well.
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>>2209534
Cats are more...emotionally independent I think are the words. Neither are truly docile out of just domestication or innate temperament of the species. Dogs are domesticated but energetic and need training to be sociable. Cats are independent and relatively relaxed, but aren't as consistently close to their owners because of this. Not to say that cats don't ever like their owner, that'd be retarded, but generally it's a different relationship.
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>Have a Dalmatian mutt as a kid
>Apple tree in the back yard
>She fucking loved those apples
>Washing dishes and look out in the back yard
>Dont see the dog
>Look around a little
>Black and white blur falls out of the tree with an apple in her mouth
>She prances proudly around the yard before laying down and eating her apple
>This is how she would spend her summers. Picking all the low apples and climbing the tree when all the low hanging ones are gone
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>>2195011
>standard poodle
you shouldve gotten the extended version. it's top stuff I kid you not.

other than that: maybe your dog has hip pain? dunno, maybe there's a physiological reason he likes sitting like that, I mean
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>Puppy
>Now and again it's too hot for our afternoon walk. Don't want to burn her tosies on the lava hot asphalt
>She gets a case of the zoomies
>Take her out in the back
>Don't even do anything. Just stand there smoking a cigarette
>Puppy RUNRUNRUNNING
>Taking laps around the back yard
>Absurdly high 'deer jump's over the walkway
>Any time she gets close to me she does the play growl
>Doesn't break her stride, just goes zooming past
>Five minutes of her laps
>Sprint
>Deer jump
>RRRRRRRR
>Deerjump
>Take the corner too fast and nearly spin out
>Deerjump
>RRRRRRRR
>Rinse
>Repeat
>Throw her stick for her
>She chases it
>Gets to where it lands
>Head down, butt up 'PLAY!' pose
>Growls at stick
>Hophophops sideways, still in play pose and growling
>Sees her tail
>Chase tail in two or three spins
>Sprints off without the stick
>Resumes her laps around the yard
>Gets the zoomies out of her system
>Walks over, sits on my foot, leans against my leg panting and demanding pets

Puppies are cute. CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>2196345
>>2196980
cant tell if serious or not. this is the standard position of a dog yawning and also for the play bow
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>>2196345
My dog does this too. It's how dogs stretch. We have hardwood floors so she steps it up a notch

Does the bow, yawns with a squeak, stands on the tippy toes with her back legs, tenses her butt, then to stretch her back she doesnt take her feets off the floor and slides her front feet towards her back feet and curves her back in the air in the 'scared cat' pose. Does this every morning or when ever I interrupt her nap.
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>>2212467
My dalmatian prefers the bing cherries to the apples, but she eats both as well as peaches.
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one of my cats likes to sit on top of the flat screen tv, like i say flat screen because she sorta balances on her stomach on it so two legs hang over each side?
my friends oriental short hair is beyond sweet though, she adores playing fetch with hair ties, but she also initiates it, like if I'm round ill be laying or sat then just feel something drop, and it'll be her putting a hair tie on me to ping for her
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My catto kills frogs and leaves them in my shoes, when I take the frogs out, she fucking purrs and bites me until I pick her up like I did when she was a kitten. (catto's old as fuck now, 17)
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>>2193288
my labrador of 5 years does this weird thing where he is dead.

he lies buried in my backyard
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>>2214160
same senpai desu ;_;7
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>>2214160
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>>2214180
I feel so bad, but I can't help but laugh.
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not opening doors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ROFsp_FS0
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>>2193465
That's pretty sad in a way

Love your cat m8
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>>2208833
Faggot
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