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Any tips on how to become a werewolf?

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Any tips on how to become a werewolf?
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>>2155495
Go ask DeviantArt
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Drink rainwater from the paw print of a wolf. Get bitten by a wolf, or werewolf. Go anger a witch so she curses you. Jump over a fallen tree in a forest, stab it with a copper knife and recite a specific verse. There are so many ways!
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>>2155495
Usually its the guy that finds one that becomes one.
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What specific traits are you looking for? I assume you're already a bipedal athletic hairy mammal with fearsome teeth.

All you have to do now is growl a lot and make your you die from something made of silver.
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>>2155495
>>>/tg/
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>>2155495
Why would you want to bestow the curse of lycanthropy upon yourself?
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>>2155495
Yellow Snow.

Eat the Yellow Snow.
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>>2155495
A little known fact is lycanthropy is spread through the bite of the brown recluse.
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Join an otherkin group on tumblr.
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>>2156242
Seriously. Werewolves have nothing going for them.

>abilities only manifest once per month
>you become a mindless bloodthirsty beast for a few hours

This is called a curse. It's not something you should desire.
At least vamps are theoretically immortal and retain their intelligence.
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>>2156292
> current year
> falling for the vamp meme

Werewolves are objectively superior, so long as you remember to get them neutered/spayed and keep them inside at night.
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>>2155495
If you don't have lupus but want to get it, I have all the hate in the world for you.
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>>2156292

it would cure my mom of cancer if I could make her a werewolf ;~;
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>>2156292

That depends on your definition/myth of werewolf...and of vampires
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>>2156341
get Bob Seger to give her the D
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>>2156344
I could tell you just how shit it is, in detail, but I'm sick from it right now and won't.

Imagine being sick to your stomach an hour a day. Now multiply that by 18. That gives you 18 hours while you're not sleeping.
Also imagine being pregnant and contracting. OK now imagine that for 18 hours a day.
Imagine avoiding the sun because it makes you sick.
Imagine ripping 1k hairs out of your body a week because infected roots.
Ok now imagine you have a giant rash across your face for your entire life.

That is all I can give you right now.
You emo kids are literally stupid if you want to have lupus/porphyria.
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>>2155495
Try something simpler first. Like become a werehog. With enough practice you should be able to become werewolf on all levels except physical.
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>>2155495
>>/x/
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>>2156579
/thread
I recommend you start simple as well. Like a were-squirrel, or maybe a were-possum.
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Faggot.
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go to /x/ but even then they won't take you seriously
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>>2156292
Absolutely subtle
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tear of the hair from your pubes and glue them on your face.
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>>2155495
You will need to kill yourself on the woods while looking at a full moon, howling till your last breath. You'll be reborn the next day as a humanoid wolf. Good luck.
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History major here with specialization is mythology. (Yes I work at McDonald's)

According to the lore, you either need to be cursed by a witch, get bitten by another werewolf or follow the ritual I post below

>go to the woods on a full moons night alone
>seek out a wolf pack
>kill the alpha with your bare hands (you are supposed yo dominate him, guns will not work)
>skin the alpha and don its skin
>make a fire and burn its skinned body
>eat the wolfs heart
>stare at the moon
>sleep in the nude while only covered with the wolf skin

If you did everything right your sprit should be now fused with the wolfs. Now once a month you will transform into a monster under the full moon.

That is where the lore ends. I would post sources but I'm at work now.
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>>2156392
Are you implying that you are an once a month night-wolf-beast-terror?
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I'm a werewolf expert at the Museum of Natural History and I can without a doubt tell you that buying a tube of wolf semen and inserting it into your anus, you will most definitely transform into a werewolf in 5-7 days.
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>>2155495
Why not become werehuman? Were- decent fucking human being?
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all I remember is that the ritual needs rainwater from the pawprint of a wolf and fat of a baby
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>>2159182
I am also that, it's called having an uterus.
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>>2159682
So women are wereman?
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