I'd say it's a flea, but it's too long and has a waggle butt. No images on google search tat I could find of fleas look like it either.
It can jump and was on my cat, but it's also about 6 times longer than any flea i've seen before (i normally get the small black round-ish ones)
So, what is it?
>>2109294
Looks kind of like a thrips. Harmless
>>2109298
I'd think that too, but it doesn't have antennae or wings.
I drew a highly detailed picture of it for more refference
>>2109300
Why is it trying to seduce me anon?