ITT: Animals you fucking hate

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>>2073107
Outdoor cats.

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>so clean

>>2073107
God I hate possums. Glad my cat beat the shit out of one that kept hanging around my yard; he hasn't shown up since.

>>2073115
Keep your shit cat inside

>>2073107
why?

Opossums are best bros. I prefer them over any other woodland creatures in my yard.

>>2073107
I remember finding one of these fucking things in my house during the summer a few years ago. My mom is terrified of them

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Fucking ferrets

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hai

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Fucking Labs. It's probably not even entirely the breed's fault but almost every single one I have ever met was a completely untrained, hyper, piece of shit excuse for a dog.

>>2073107
Roaches, almost if not completely worthless

>>2073182
Stop being racist to turks, anon.

Cats are the worst animal on earth

>hating oppossums
>hating slow, dopey clean-up babies

Bet you love ticks and rabies too you fucking faggot.

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>>2073182

Ticks. I would go in the woods WAY more if it weren't for these nasty fuckers. I'm completely paranoid about them.

>>2073107
Fucking things. Had my pit bulldog in the kennel a few years ago. He starts screeching I run out and it's just a small opossum in his kennel. I told him it was ok to get it and he crunched it. I had to kill 2 others that were trying to eat all of my tomatoes. Couldn't let the pit in the patch because that idiot would rather eat the tomatoes than kill the vermin. I need a good terrier.

>>2073197
Dont like ticks or rabies but I do like having lizards and snakes around. The only good thing opossums do is eat rodents. I'll stick with my skinks and garters.

>>2073174
Why do people do this shit? We already have english bulldogs why try to make even more unsound versions of bulldogs?

>>2073215
They also are efficient tick killers, and are scavengers, so they clean up your yard a good deal. They're actually pretty good to have around.

>>2073181
It's not just you. Almost every Lab I've met was the same. Hurrg lets get a dog! Labs Aer awesome Wat do you meen it haz to be trained?

>>2073191
lol

>>2073219
That is why I don't want them in my garden. If they would stick to eating caterpillars I wouldn't mind.

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Every one I've met has been a hyperactive and aggressive piece of shit.

>>2073223
That's a shame. I really enjoy having them in my yard. Especially when I see a young one, because they're sometimes curious enough to get close.

>>2073109
Fucking this.
>outdoor cat owners.

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>>2073107
Babies.

>>2073236
Do you have a vegetable garden? They can be as bad as rabbits.
The only regret I have for killing the opossums I did was not eating them after I killed them. I left them for the crows.

>>2073260
I do have a vegetable garden, mostly tomatoes and cucumbers. They barely touch it. The groundhogs leave it be, too. And I don't see many rabbits these days, but they were more inclined to eat my crocus. Maybe I'm just lucky.

>>2073264
Everything in my yard wants to eat my veggies. I kill everything I can catch in my veggie patch but I am lenient with my strawberries.
Cabbage moths were my biggest problem last year. They didn't touch my cukes. Rabbits and slugs tried. Haven't seen any possums recently.

>>2073248
Samefagging

>>2073264
I forgot I also grew broccoli for the 1st time cabbage moths loved that more than the actual cabbages. I let the surviving broccoli flower and the honeybees and flies that look like bees loved it. I hope it was good for them.

>>2073107
Why is it called an opossum?
Every time I see or hear it, it just sounds like a shitty sitcom.
Possum shits out some dumb ass meme one-liner
Possum's wife turns to the camera with a grin that looks like she's sucked one too many lemons and says "opossum!"
It's fucking stupid, what is wrong with America?

>>2073275
I don't kill anything in my garden, not even the bugs. But I only grow the veggies for fun, it's not like they're one of my main sources of food. I actually ended up with more than I can eat last year. So I figure that if an animal wants to eat some of my produce, they can have a little.

The only thing that really bothers me are the feral cats. They shit in my garden. I don't want cat shit on my produce.

mosquitoes. that's it. every other creature on this planet is a-ok in my books.
i would /skip/ out of the woods with a smile on my face, trailing with me a hundred ticks and leeches, so long as I came out with no mother fucking god damn bitch ass mosquito bites

>>2073288
?

>>2073337
I think he might be a newfag and doesn't understand that "same" and "samefagging" are different

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I have a mild fear of slugs
I just absolutely cannot bring myself to touch one with my bare skin if it's bigger than say, the last segment of my pinkie

I've never had a serious beef with them, I just find them literally repulsive, to the point where it's impeded my work once before.
>Winter
>Opening a cable pit for a telecomms company
>One of the sides is slightly caved in due to the pit being just dug straight into dirt since it was in a rural area
>About 15 slugs the size of snooker balls all hibernating stuck around the watertight housing where the terminations are made

I had to make up some bullshit and just left, I'm sorry mr man for delaying your new telephone line for a few days.
Most days I was picking spiders, ladybugs, aphids and flies in various parts of their life or death cycle out of my pockets and hair since they like to nest in with the wires and I could deal with that. Slugs on the other hand, I just cannot cope with. Snails too, but to a slightly lesser extent. At least I can relocate them via their shell if need be.

>>2073109
>>2073237
The fuck is this meme?

>>2073311
It's from a native american word so it's not really the fault of the americans you're thinking of.

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>>2073107
Mosquitos and horseflies don't bother me that much, but gnats are terrible. Their bites hurt like heck, especially when they attack your neck and/or throat.

I could still never bring myself to actually kill one of them, though.

>>2073469
I said America, not Americans. You're all the same to me.

>>2073182
ayyyyyyy fuk u we try our best

Really though only a few species of roach are even invasive pests, and many more make qt pets. Honestly they look so clean, I don't know where the idea they're intrinsically disgusting came from.

>>2073311
My theory is it came from an unfunny uncle trying to convince his nephew it has a silent 'O', then nobody correcting that kid his entire life because when the fuck do you ever have to spell possum?

>>2073181
Labs need a decent amount of exercise and mental stimulation. Guess what they don't get from most first time dog owners?
Also why can none of their owners stop feeding them, every single lab I meet is fat as fuck.

>>2073523
Kek, that's a pretty good one.

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>>2073234
this.

>>2073466
Welcome to /an/. Enjoy your stay.

>>2073615
I let my cat out; so what of it.
He usually just stays in my yard and always comes in too shit and piss. Thanks to him repeatedly beating up and chasing off all the other neighborhood cats they no longer use my yard as a litter box.

He does sometimes kill and eat wildlife but I don't think it's a big deal. It's usually just lizards brown anoles to be exact(I very little sympathy for an invasive species that killed off are more beautiful green anoles), fruit rats(they kinda deserve it for destroying half my lemons and oranges every year), insects(no comment), and rarely birds(they have wings why didn't they use them to fly away; removing the weaklings from the gene pool actually helps the species advance).

If god forbid some sick fuck ever intentionally harmed and/or killed my kitty; I'm glad that I live in a part of the world were all I have to do is none aggressively bait them into trying to assault me and I can legally shoot them.

>>2073645
> the hypocrisy is overflowing

>>2073645
>all I have to do is none aggressively bait them into trying to assault me and I can legally shoot them.
this is why I stopped taking vacations in Florida.
I'm pretty sure my $8000 a year won't make any difference in your economy, but you piss off enough rich liberals and pretty soon you're Alabama but poorer.

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>>2073107

>>2073645
i hope someone baits and shoots your shitty cat

toadline pitbulls should not exist

>>2073466
Cats are murderers

>>2073714
>pitbulls
This

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I don't care for horses or horse people

>>2073716
i specifically said toadline/""exotic"" pitbulls. those are horrifically inbred pitbulls that are, as it should suggest, riddled with health issues

>>2073717
did a horse predator-zone you

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These fucks. The best thing about winter is we don't have to deal with them anymore. They will cover entire parks with layers of green shit, hiss at you if you pass them by within 10ft., and attack children and small dogs.

>>2073719
I think I mostly don't like horse people because they're pretentious attitudes about smelly obsolete animals

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>>2073718
i fucking hate bybs

>>2073717
Is that a wild horse or are there domesticated ones that are that aggressive to humans? I'm from the city so I wouldnt know.

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>>2073722

>>2073715
I know I'm probably taking the bait, but are you one of those people who think wolves and sharks are evil too? You are too, unless you are a pale, smelly vegan

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>>2073723

>>2073728
Domestic cats kill millions of song birds and migratory birds each year for literally no reason
Keep your fucking cat inside

>>2073731
you forgot your trip

>>2073731
Nobody cares about your fucking birds

>>2073472
Faggot

>>2073717
>ears down
called for it

>>2073219
And eating the heads off of your chickens

>>2073721
good eatin' though

>>2073731
Billions, not millions.

>>2073734
>>2073749
And keep your shit cats indoors you fucking walking horror shows.

>>2073234
seconded

>>2073721
I punt any that get close to me and shoot any on my lawn with a bb gun. They're unholy

>>2073749
Nobody cares about your fucking cats
I aim for cats on the road and they deserve what they get

I fucking hate raccoons.

>>2073778
>>2073778
Damn coins. They wanna go to school with us

>>2073776
Crazy to think they almost went extinct. I love chasing them as a kid. Liked to scare em with a giant golden eagle kite as well. They're not that big of a deal. If they bother you that much you've got issues.

I don't like Starfish, they creep me out to be honest.

>>2073109
oh lordy here we go again

>>2073820
there's no 'again'

all but one idiot on /an/ agrees that outdoor cats are cancer.

mosquitos. I pick up spiders all the time, let bees crawl on me, all that shit, so I'm not afraid of bugs or anything.
But some little bug probing into my skin and stealing my blood? thats horrifying and makes me squirm. Absolutely hate them. dfgsdgha

ticks as well.

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I hate these so much. Insanely high prey drive, neurotic as hell, obnoxious and hyperactive no matter how much exercise.

Oh and I'm terried of spiders.

Confused flour beetles. You don't close the damn bread bag all the way ONCE and an infinite supply of the little bastards plagues your grains for all time.

>>2073533

Every lab I've owned or have seen will sort of beg for food. I've trained my dog not to beg, but I know most have not. They probably think "well it's begging so it must be hungry" and don't really give a shit about their dog's health.

>>2073466
You'll see.

>>2073717
Jesus wept, you don't even need to know horse body language to see that fucker's pissed off.

>>2073731
This.

>>2073728
They are an invasive species.
We are losing biodiversity because of retards allowing their cats to roam around killing whatever the fuck they want. The cats are just doing what cats do.

>>2073731
My city passed a bylaw which banned outdoor cats for this reason
I still see one outdoor fucker around my neighbourhood
Next time I see it on the road...

>>2073219

>live in south vietnam
>bugs fucking everywhere cause you are surrounded by jungle on all sides
>also have a native gecko that most vietnamese hate for making weirdly loud bat noises in the middle of the night
>i love them cause they kill all the bugs in my room

lizards kick ass

>>2073784
with us? they do?

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>>2074015
I think I ruined your roommates bath robe

>>2073924
spiders are more terried of you than you are of them

>>2073181

Wow, that's a SUPER fast doggo goin VERY fast at an incredible hnnngih speed! Wow!

>>2073533
Ugh, I adopted my lab recently and he's 15 lbs overweight because his foster free-fed him along with the 4 other dogs she owned.

It's weird how they're recommended to first-time dog owners when they can't even do that much for them. Out of curiosity, what dog should be recommended for a first-time owner who wants a low-energy breed?

>>2074079
A rock. People who can't take care of animals shouldn't be allowed animals.

>>2073722

Most of my encounters with horse-people have been with emotionally-compromised teenage girls.

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>>2073657
underrated poast

>>2074079
>Out of curiosity, what dog should be recommended for a first-time owner who wants a low-energy breed?

Ex-racing greyhound - chill as fuck, lie around all day, one walk a day with a chance to run fast, rarely overeat, obedient, easy to house-break.

>still a dog: still needs attention, exercise, stimulation, time, effort, vet bills...

>>2074091
This
Fuck horse people

>>2074091
>Most of my encounters with horse-people have been with emotionally-compromised teenage girls.

Which is bad enough when they are actually teenage girls, but the adult versions are permanently retarded at the same teenage level. Fucking horrible.

Horses are just mobile pet food.

>>2073109
That cat looks pretty cute.

>>2073721

came here to post this

>>2073724

I'm guessing wild but in some national park where they're conditioned to human contact.

Horses aren't aggressive by nature, but they're notoriously skittish animals because they're lower on the food chain. A horse can still really fuck your day up. If you browse here a lot you'll often here about the horse that nearly killed his rider by crushing him when the horse was scared, reared, broke it's neck and died, nearly drowning it's owner in a creek because a frog lept from the water.

>>2073797
I own lakeside property. Imagine having 400 chihuahuas shitting on your lawn every two days. Before we figured out how to stop them they made my entire yard unusable

>>2074207

>there are adult versions

O-oh. I've never met one. I thought this was something they grew out of once they didn't have their parents' money to support their horse(s)

>>2073135
Why?
I would like to know the reason

>>2073234
This. I heard some whole thing about how Chihuahuas are like genetically destined to be total dickholes.

>>2074207
>Horses are just mobile pet food.

you can say that about any animal though
>dogs are just mobile korean food

>>2074207
Holy shit you're edgy

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>>2074277

horsewart detected

>cool your heels honeybun - sell the dogmeat and get a dildo: it's cheaper and a lot less trouble

>>2074065
Well yeah I'm a hostile meaty ape giant. Doesn't change the fact that they scare the fuck out of me

>>2073181
I have been lucky enough to own great labs. When I was growing up my father always had a lab. It was like his shadow. Every morning around 7 they'd go on walks. I plan on getting a lab now but I do have to make sure I can stay committed to it.

>>2073749
I do and that why I shoot stray cats that wonder into my property
that and the fuckers shit next to my car, I fucking hate cats

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these filthy fucking scoundrels


but there was this one cat that was pretty chill

Baboons. Don't like monkeys in general, but baboons are the worst.

My mother grew up in the jungle, and apparently one time an orang utan took a woman from the plantation and kept her in a fuck-high tree for a fucking year until they found her.

Monkeys suck. I'm not even downloading a picture of the ugly fuckers to accompany this post.

>>2073135
fight me

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>>2074758

I would enjoy killing you slowly you spineless autistic shitsack.

Just sayin.

>>2073325
The only things I kill in my strawberry patch are slugs. Birds love my extra strawberries. In my veggie garden I kill every pest by hand. Plucking caterpillars for the most part Squashing aphids cause the ladybugs aren't doing their jobs.

>>2073430
Is it the slime? That stuff does wash off.

>>2073472
Are you the drain fly guy?

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Worst fucking thing currently in existence

>>2073430
You honestly couldn't do your job because you are afraid of slugs. If I'm waiting for my phone line to be installed and I had to wait an extra day because your candy ass can't deal, I would be furious. What a fag.

>>2074238
>Before we figured out how to stop them
Just curious, what did you do?

>>2073234
Jittery rats is all they are

>>2074886
Put a twine about a foot up from the ground from one side of the shore to the other. The inability to be able to run straight into the water deters them from going on to the lawn somehow.

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>>2074860
but that's not a picture of a tick

>>2074768
>not even downloading a picture of the ugly fuckers

I thought the exact same thing when I first saw this thread

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these aren't dogs, they're horses pretending to be dogs.

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>>2074879
you wouldn't even know the real reason because I'd have made up a reasonable sounding excuse like saying all the pairs in the cable were water damaged because water got into the pit and then I'd show you the hole where the wall had caved in

which is what I did

>>2073721
We were almost rid of them too, but then the endangered species act came along, and they just had to bounce back.

>>2073248
Edgy

>>2073202
go back to pol

>>2074800
>autistic

So are you one of those idiots who thinks stray/feral cats should not be exterminated?

What is it with cats that renders people incapable of actually thinking? Its an invasive species that kills millions, people like you who defend them just because they are cute are sick in the head.

>>2075143
Weirdly enough, every Great Dane I've ever met has been well-behaved. It's the smaller dog breeds that are usually shitters.

>>2074768
>apparently one time an orang utan took a woman from the plantation and kept her in a fuck-high tree for a fucking year until they found her.

how do you get carried away by an orangutan? I'm not doubting their strength but seriously, how the fuck does that even happen

>>2074249
They smell bad

>>2073248
Babies crying drives me up a fucking wall. I like the little shits, but I despise crying.

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>>2073721
Came here to post this.

Geese are asshole.

>>2075460
It's a /int/ meme, newfag

>>2075595
That's why I hate going to Walmart.
There's always at least one screaming crotch goblin in there at all times.

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Fucking bedbugs.

>>2076370

What kind of filthy disgusting bastard allows this to happen?

>>2076379
I work in a shitty hotel.
It happens more than you think...

>>2076381

I don't even know what to say.

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>>2076382
If you ever stay in any hotel, as soon as you enter the room, pull back the head of the mattress and check around it and the headboard. That's where they like to hide most often.
At one point recently, we had 7 fucking rooms out of order with them, because my manager is a filthy shitskin who won't pay for a goddamned exterminator. He just sprays a little Raid or something in the room and calls it good.
Fuck this place, it needs to be burned to the ground.

>>2075474
That's because inexperienced owners buy small dogs while (almonst) only experienced owners buy really big guys

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rats

>>2073655
No one wants you blue state cuckolds around

>>2076383
How don't you contract them? I thought they're very easy to catch. My grandma somehow caught them, but the only place she leaves to is church, maybe the person next to her had a couple on them from their house.

>>2075488
rape ape

>>2073234

i kind of want to punch him

>>2073107
Oppossums are forestbros. They really don't do too much because of low body temps. They might get into your trash now and then but they wander when they look for food so they usually don't stick around unless they nest nearby. Other than that they tend to mind their own business.

It's those fucking raccoons that I don't like. They're meaner than hell, completely trash whatever they get into, wake you up in the middle of the night with their wicked banshee hellpig screams when they fight, carry disease, shit everywhere, and kill chickens and cats.

Cats is like, okay, keep your cat indoors if you have one, but chickens are an outside animal and raccoons can slip through a fucking hole the size a dime (it seems) and will eat your birds alive. They can also cockthrottle an animal twice their size, so if your dog corners one, he'll likely get fucked up.

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>>2073107 (OP) #
>>2075422 # pic related

I feel sorry for possums. They're born. They've had kids before their 2nd birthday. They're dead of old age before their 3rd. What kind of a life is that? It's like giving a being self awareness and then snuffing it out before a century's passed.

I hate these fuckers. They have our intelligence and almost no awareness of their own mortality. They just swim around eating and fucking without a care in the world. We might be just as lucky if we sank out of sight when our time came, leaving everyone to wonder for a moment what happened to Bob before some fish or some pussy distracted them.

>>2073174
Is that off miagi?

>>2073218
They're not bulldogs they're pitbulls and they're badass>>2073218

>>2073234
One of my friends actually as a really docile one that only gets excited when someone is at the door. Probably because it's an old fart.

>>2074105
Seconding ex-racing greyhounds, they're lovely couch potatoes. Very easy going dogs.

>>2075590
If you feed them the right food, they don't smell

>>2075460
>muh butthurt pole obsession

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I hate the way their dingers look.

>>2075595
>>2076368
Interestingly enough, they found crying babies elicit an almost universal reaction of repulsion in adults EXCEPT for the crying of your own baby. It activates the "drive reward" pathway in your brain, driving you to stop the crying and rewarding you for doing so. So if you ever have your own baby, you'll probably be drawn to the crying instead of repulsed.

>>2077002
clearly "they" aren't parents.

the only reward you get from shutting your own babby up is some peace and quiet and maybe 10 minutes of sleep.

there are a lot of things about being a parent that are actually rewarding. This isn't one of them.

>>2075467
>What is it with cats that renders people incapable of actually thinking?

Toxoplasmosis. Cat people are literally zombies.

>>2077006
infection has been linked to risky behavior and schizophrenia.

both types of people think more than you do.

>>2077008
>defending schizophrenia and risky behavior

I guess that's what brain parasites will do to you.

>>2077012
>implying you don't have brain parasites, schizophrenia and risky behavior.

You're on 4chan, that's not exactly a good sign.

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>>2077014
I'm not a catfag so I get a pass

>>2073109

literally apex predator tier

this thing can catch a larger variety of prey items than any other carnivore on earth

>>2077025
keep telling yourself that.
9% of cases in the US are congenital.
most cases are caused by food, either undercooked meat or unwashed fruits and vegetables.

Owning cats isn't a good predictor of infection in the US where about 1/4 of the population has it. It's an even worse predictor in other countries where 80-90% of people are infected.

>>2077006
>>2077012
kill urself my man

>>2073721

geese are troll masters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cV4FCwtTEo

>that smug honking at the end

>>2077029
Humans are better and we aren't even carnivores.

>>2077030
Yes yes you got it from an unwashed tangerine, if that makes you feel better.

>>2077031
All it takes is a single magic word to rustle catfags

>>2073721
>>2073721

heartily agreed. there's a goose in my neighborhood who's a fat little fuck. kind of just stands in the same spot by himself all day. super grumpy and territorial. Me and roommate like to get drunk and yell at him

>>2073717
Every horse person I've ever met has been an uptight piece of trash. Seriously, horse bitches seem to always think their better than everyone else.
Is it a rich person thing?

>>2073729
God. What a meme dog. Why do people like these ugly things?

>>2075629
made my day anon

>>2077078

I've never associated horses with rich people so much as I did with special snowflake teenage girls, most of which had some form of mental illness.

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>>2073107
this stupid little shit. Look at it and it's stupid little fucking face. look

>>2073234
My mom has a 19 year old chiahuahua and it's still kicking. It has like none of it's teeth left but at this point I think the only thing keeping it alive is it's own hate.

>>2073109

High velocity cartridges like .22-250 or .223 with varmint bullet are recommended for dispatching feral cats. Do not use rimfire calibers like .22lr or .22wmr because they have high change of non lethal wounding.

If rifle calibers are out of question for safety reasons then #4 buckshot with tight shoke or broadhead from 40lb+ bow should do the trick fast and humanely.

>>2073760
Use hardware cloth for your coop instead of chicken wire, and make sure there are no holes. Should be fine. Opossums aren't especially fast, strong, or clever.

>>2073208
fucking this
>>2073522
it's because they like garbage n shit

>>2073234
tiny ANGER DOG

>>2074065
>more terrified of you
I strongly disagree with that, spiders are incredibly scary and dangerous

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>>2074765
I had a pretty chill cat in my neighbourhood, then this other cat pushed a big fucking wood plank on it and it died, found it squashed in half

>>2076441
zodiac killers*

>>2074065
I wonder who is behind this post...

>>2073722
>>2077078
Horse people suck. The animal science department at my college has a "horse emphasis" option and all the students (90% girls) are uptight and not very approachable. There was a time in my physiology of reproduction course I asked the professor what a foal heat was and those kids audibly scoffed.

>>2075474
This.
When I worked at an animal hospital the great danes were totally chill and great to hug. Chihuahua owners were mostly shit and always were accompanied by young children and more chihuahuas.

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I love cats but yeah when you get more than a few in one place it turns into a job of its own, never do that. The few Ive had have been great

>>2077121
It's a cat, not a coyote. 22lr or 17hmr is ideal, everything on your list is insane overkill and you misspelled choke.

>>2077037
not exactly
it was that your dog cock grabbing hands actually typed "Defending Schizophrenia"

>>2077079
"exotic bully" breeders aka byb garbage have literally said that they're only doing it for money, regardless of how RIDDLED it is with health issues

its kind of like if someone managed to pop out nothing but anencephalic children, and decided to sell them for an insane price so that other people can feel good about themselves and their living accessories that they project personalities onto, that would be thinking about killing themselves if they hadnt lacked the ability to do so

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These faggots, almost touched one the other day.
When I was a kid one fell all the way down to my leg and I had the worst rash I've ever had. And they are everywhere in spring.

>>2077121
>hey guys look what an edgy faggot I am

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Bot flies.

>>2077382
Feral cats are a huge problem though. You know what feral animals are, right? It's a horrible thing to do but someone has to, mostly thanks to absolute retards buying cats and feeling too bad to spay/neuter them. I wish it were possible to force the people responsible to kill the things but that's "cruel or unusual punishment" most likely.

>>2075460

Found the Turk

>>2073234
My buddy's is chill as fuck and likes to get high with us

>>2073234
Mine is chill but i really think she is one in a million. So i agree with you mostly.

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>>2073109
>>2073111

assmad dogfag detected

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they are the creepiest animals on this earth and i would kill them all given the chance

>>2077575
Actually they creep you out because how uncannily human they look and behave.

When a chimp murders one of its peers, it can't be explained as "aggressive behaviour". Instead, the murder is the culmination of a longer personal conflict. Social complexity is the root of all violence in chimp society, just as in the human one.

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>>2077524

>don't cut yourself, Anon.

>>2077225

You want a clean kill because nothing makes the local media cry like a wounded cat (even if it's feral) and cats seem to pretty resilient critters.

>>2073109
fucking bitch cunts, I fucking hate outdoor cats

>>2077572
filthy toxoplasma fag detected

>>2077551
gee, I wonder what makes him chill

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>>2077743
Would you rather be happy with a brain parasite, or miserable without one?

>>2077285
Gypsy moth, right?
Oh god we have a front porch with a roof and one year they were FALLING FROM THE FUCKING CEILING

>>2077575
>>2077584
I agree black people scare me too

>>2077763
No, pine processionary moth. They are the fuckin worst, anywhere there is a mediterranean pine tree these pests are there too. Yo can't even stomp on them because the urticating "hair" they have goes everywhere. I usually just spray them with ammonia or bleach and let them die. Sometimes my carnivorous plants catch adults but there's so many of them it doesn't make any difference. Also if you have dogs you have to be really careful with them, they are known to destroy the tongues of any animal that tries to eat them.

Kids

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>>2074065

>>2074105
>>2076977

My neighbors have one. Very relaxed dog. It seemed like a good fit for them since they're older and can't really handle an energetic puppy

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>>2073119
I saved some baby possums one time. The mother had died and they were in the pouch. Gave them to a lady that rehabilitates and they are doing great now.

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>>2076456
Trashy fucking people usually don't notice them, and work as carriers.

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>>2076995
fix'd

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>>2078071
Good on ya, m8
My sister picked up a baby opossum in the middle of the road last summer.

She kept him in a cage outside with the door open, so it could come and go as it pleased. Once it got big enough, it wandered off.

>>2075467
unironically yes

when i was studying in istanbul there were tons of street cats everywhere but they were hardly a problem at all. people took care of them (think the government or a charity has an innoculation program) and they were generally pretty friendly as far as strays go. istanbul is a clean city in general so there wasn't a huge problem with waste either

>>2073107
>put out cat food for a feral cat that hangs around my area
>see food is gone after a few days
>one night hear a bunch of crunching noise where the food is left
>see an opossum digging in

Damn 'possum has been eating the shit up at night. Now I always bring the food back in before nightfall.

>>2074758
Next time you accidently shoot a domestic cat because of your butthurt.
Somewhere in the world, i will enjoy when that cats owner breaks your spine

>>2074249
>>2074774
>Defending pissrats

>>2078573
Feral cats can be absolute bros
>Put up food for cats outside
>Tomorrow its gone, put again
>Next evening there is a stray cat at the table outside waiting me to put the food.
He turned out to be a total cozy bro and hangs out in the garden

mangoworms

dog mangoworm removal videos on youtube...can't even look at the thumbnail

>>2073202
Best

>>2078976
Topkek. Guy with a gun vs the kind of beta hippy who lets cats roam is going to be a short fight.

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Coyotes are the fucking cancer of the outdoors. I still do not know why these roaches give fur-fags and hippies such a hard-on...

>>2073724
Those were wild horses, he was getting too close to the mares and the brown one was showing warning signals like a feral cat does (ears back, teeth showing, tail flicking)

>>2077763
>they were FALLING FROM THE FUCKING CEILING
That happened to me once.
Except it happened inside church during the church
And WITH FUCKING WASPS

>>2073107
>play dead when scared
>just wanna eat garbage
>can't even give you rabies

literally nothing wring with opossums

>>2078215
how many birds did you see?

>>2079391
>can't even give you rabies
what?

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>>2079401
>>2079391
nvm, I found it:
"Any mammal can get rabies. However, the chance of rabies in an opossum is EXTREMELY RARE. This may have something to do with the opossum's low body temperature (94-97º F) making it difficult for the virus to survive in an opossum's body."

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possums are cute!

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>>2073234
Then you should meet my Gustavo as you can see he is very chill, this is him and his friend tossie , Gustav is the one on his back <3

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>>2079435
>>2079436
>>2079437

>>2079392
nigga fuck the burds
would you really not rather chill stray cats then birds that never shut the fuck up
and in the process pass up getting less fucking rodents as a bonus

>>2077004
>lmao your studies r wrong
>i know it cuz experiencz

>>2079165
I don't understand the hatred for them.

Especially here in the south, there's this irrational hatred towards them like they're this malicious, evil monster. They're just animals, dude. Doing what animals do. And for the most part, they really don't bother anyone, and they stay out of people's way.

>>2078071
And they'll all die of old age before this thread 404s.

>>2079490
It's kind of a toss up for me.
I hate my neighbor, and his multiple cats are always outside my house, but they are scared of everyone but him so I can't even pet them.

And I love watching birds, even the noisy ones don't bother me. Scrub Jays are loud as shit...

Fucking drain flies. I worked at a wastewater plant with an infestation of those damn things. Mostly I hate them for the completel lack fo self-preservation, they will fly right into your eyes, nose, mouth, and ears constantly (it's worse in the ears because they flutter around and die slowly).

Fuck those things to hell.

>>2078215
I don't picture Istanbul having a thriving ecosystem. Oh wait.. It doesn't.
http://attilapelit.blogspot.com.au/2006/10/animals-of-istanbul.html?m=1

I fucking hate local loud dogs

>>2077093
>>2077078
Actual horse owners usually have some land so are possibly upper-middle-class.

>>2080016
I think people who let their cats roam are being a bit irresponsible, but I also think the anti-outdoor cat people are generally pretty extremist. For a lot of them it has little to do with their actual experiences and is more of a political belief or even religion. It's just another strain of ardent environmentalism.

I mean they talk about sound birds and biodiversity... biodiversity in WHAT environment though? The biodivisity in a suburb at least 50 miles from the nearest area that could loosely be considered "wilderness"?

I can understand it better in a place like Australia or Hawaii, but in most other places the concern about song birds is pure bull shit.

Cats have been roaming free in civilized areas since there were any civilized areas.

>>2074919

that's not a bed bug

>>2079587
Probably because they're a little too effective at killing farm animals and they're often not afraid to fuck with people, even adults

>>2080355
He's had one cat get mauled by some other animal; it lived, but racked up a huge vet bill.
Then last summer, he had one of his cats come home with NO FUCKING BACK LEGS! The general consensus is that it must have gotten caught under a tractor mower. He had to have it put down, but he still lets the rest of his cats run everywhere...
There are coyotes everywhere around us too.
He's tried several times (when we were on speaking terms) to let my cat roam around outside. I politely declined.

>>2080407
The instances in which either of these things happen are far rarer than people like to think. There is a lot of hyperbole surrounding coyotes. There's not nearly as much livestock loss caused by coyotes as people like to think. And coyotes actually bothering people instead of staying out of their way is very uncommon as well.

>>2073749
yeah fuck nature XD
so le edgy!

>>2073107
Possums are actually resistant to many diseases carried by other wild animals and are extremely effective for tick control.
Only reason to really dislike them is if you're a dumbshit who's too lazy to properly secure your garbage and are surprised and mad when animals get into it.

>>2073723
what the fuck is that creature?
seriuosly, what breed is this?

I don't like outdoor cats.
They always kill european grass snakes, blindworms and smooth snakes around here, which are very endagered where I live.

a quick story
>Last summer
>see the neighbour's cat in my garden with a relatively big snake
>trowing the snake around
>"not this time, you cunt"
>go outside and hide until she drops the snake
>send dog to chase the fucker away (if I would have gone, the cat would have taken the snake again, before running)
>while the cat sits on a small tree, I get the snake
>oh shit, an aesculapian snake, CRITICALLY endangered
>luckily, the snake wasn't hurt too badly, so after a while I was able to release it again

They also killed a few fish from the pond in my garden. The snakes at my pond are not safe either, i often find snakes and lizards with their heads bitten off in my garden (not to mention birds etc.)
And that's why I hate outdoor cats

any idea how to keep the fuckers out of my garden?

>>2081300
>kiĺl snakes
Good riddance they arent contribute anything only harm

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I fucking hate leeches so much. I just want to sit and listen to nature and suddenly there's half a dozen crawling towards you doing that creepy dowsing rod movement. And to top it all off two have already made it inside your shoe.

>>2081306
We used to have someone on /an/ with a pet leech. He'd actually feed his own blood to it, if I remember correctly.

I've never seen a leech in person, personally.

>>2079165

Wrong, redneck sisterfucker: "humans" like you and your kind are the real cancer of the outdoors.

>>2081306
What godforsaken corner of hell of a rancid swamp do you live in FFS?

>>2081300
bait a couple of raccoon traps and send the kitties off to the pound m8
or return the cat after a day or two or something

>>2081308
RIP in peace vlad ;_____;

>>2073107
what are you on about? opossum are based af

>>2081320
wolfaboo spotted

coyotes are shitty disease ridden mutts and so are wolves

>>2073330
So. Fucking. Much. This.
Tropical country here. Zika dengue and chicun-whatever it's spelled fever to top it all. They are making my life a living hell

>>2073996
hey i live in vietnam too

geckos are awesome. tac ke! tac ke!

>>2081308
That's oddly endearing... I wouldn't do it though.

>>2076379
it's not about allowing anything to happen. they're some of the most pervasive shits on the planet.

>>2077029
>Outdor Cat.
>Apex predator.
>What is a fox.
>What is a coyote.
>What is a dog.

>>2073723
>why was i born

>>2073777
>>2073992
I dont like outdoor cats either but jesus fuck dude no need to talk like psychopath.

>>2073522
They breed in filth and carry diseases.

For example I work in a hospital. I do preventive maintenance and these fucker fill the the pits for the sewage ejection pumps. It's fucking disgusting.

>>2073209
>training your pitbulls to kill small animals
kek

Would it seriously effect the ecosystem if we killed all mosquitoes? Because I'm starting to think that we don't need the motherfuckers...

>>2083748
Some ecologists have argued that it very well could be possible, but we don't know for sure.

>>2083748
Mosquitos serve as the primary food source for a lot of insectivores, birds, bats, fish, etc.
Mostly because they exist in such huge numbers.

people say they're unimportant because they don't inhabit any ecological niches that other insect species don't also inhabit, but these other insects don't have the same numbers and reproductive rate. Getting rid of mosquitos would effectively cut the food supply of many species in half.

Canadian Geese can go suck a dick.

>>2073533
Labs are unable to know when to stop eating, and they gulp down their food. Just a trait that they have.

>>2077382
We shoot feral cats on my buddies ranch all the time

They're a real problem

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>>2079441
BUILD WALL

>>2073109
So so so much this. It's their owners who are truly the worst though.

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Can't stand these fucks

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These. Fucking. Things

>>2075629
I'd love to kick the shit out of that one

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>>2083865
>A mammal fighting a dinosaur
>And expecting to win

>>2083867
I'm a big guy

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>>2074066

>>2083831
every bit of this.
fuck those fucking things
fuck them

>>2073109
cats outdoors are truly the cancer of the animal kingdom

>>2073234
a miniature of anything is pretty toxic, i mean look at human midgets or even manlets.

>>2079402
Is that Laura bush and Ted Cruz?

>>2083951
>TFW 5'11"
I'm sorry. Just fucking kill me

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>2083831
Lol even though they eat other bugs in your house and potentially kill all of your spiders and ants and other tiny annoying insects

>>2084004
These are SO FUCKING ANNOYING THERE A NUISANCE

>>2083601
noone says anything about native predators.
The whole ecosystem evolved around the animals that live in that place
if you think, bringing another apex predator into the game is no problem, there is something seriously wrong with you

>>2073135
Get fucked

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>hating horses
>ever

>>2079587
It's because they're dangerous to farm animals and pets abd because they scavenge through garbage and crap.

>>2076370
what the bloody fuck

what 3rd world shithole you have to live in to get this kind of infestation?

>>2076441
*snakes

>>2084100
I hate any animal that is larger than me

>>2084013
>>2084013


Fuck you cicadas are chill as fuck. They don't even have a mouth to bite you with, just a proboscis that they only ever use on trees.

You can just pick them up off the ground, they don't even care.

>>2084150
That's why we don't leave our pets outside unattended. It's irrational to hate coyotes for eating your cats when you're the one putting the cat in danger.

>>2073107

I had a pet opossum for six yrs, pretty bro tier pet.

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Rats. I buy them just so I can watch my dogs rip them apart alive.

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>>2085240
surely you b8

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>>2074758

>>2084154
'Merica.
There was a huge fucking bedbug epidemic a few years ago; no hotel was safe.

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>>2084004
I always find that sound calming on summer evenings, when they all hit the same rhythm.

Fuck, now I want a hammock...