ITT: Exotic Wishlist.
What are some pets you eventually want to acquire?
A grizzly bear that wouldn't maul me the first chance it had.
A tenrec. It's pretty much just like an hedgehog,but without shitting everywhere,spitting on himself and being a little bitch.
My dream would be a tamarin monkey which will probably never happen, because I don't think I could get one, because they'd be expensive, because they'd probably make shitty pets ETC.
My more realistic dream pet would be a toucan, but I don't think I'll ever have the money for one.
I must find a breeder and acquire one immediately.
Always thought a skunk would be nifty. Don't worry though, it will never happen.
Isn't the entire issue with spotted hyenas the way their dominance works?
I remember hearing somehing a while back about how it supposedly isn't really possible to be seen as dominant in a hyenas eyes unless you beat the shit out of it, or it sees you doing that to others etc etc
Just give it a bit of SSSHHT it'll know you're alpha.
Actually one of the most precious things.
I want a Nile Monitor! Actually I'm planning on getting one but I just don't have the space right now. Well... I really want a Komodo Dragon but those are kinda endangered and illegal.
Forgot what they were called but one of these guys.
A pair of ferrets from a good breeder. I love the idea of owning a ferret, but the ones in pet stores are from awful mills. They spay and neuter when the babies are practically newborns and it causes health issues later in life. :(
I'd also enjoy having a small herd of mini cattle.
I want to someday find someone who loves me as much as this bear loves its owner.
If I had the money to get a big backyard and build a good enclosure for them, I'd get some lemurs.
One of these.
Why do you think that? At what point would you say your thoughts exhibit extreme outlooks on anyone? Because you can't thrive on hate.
Grizzlys will always eventually fuck you up, they're just too hormonal/territorial. You could try a black bear though, they're a lot calmer, and Vikings actually did keep them as pets for a period.
Always wear a condom on your head when hiking in Australia.