ITT: Exotic Wishlist. What are some pets you eventually

A starling.

>>2006986
i can smell the buttered popcorn from here

A saltwater puffer-fish. Some day

>>2006986

>eventually

Is this list only for animals we can actually get as a pet? Or for animals we want.

Because i'd love a giant tortoise, but it's illegal in Aus so it can't happen

>>2007006

Big, but realistic dreams .

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>>2006996

When I get one, I'm naming it Poppers.

A pair of fixed, descented Zorillas.

hedgehog
love those little fuckers

>>2007033

Idiot question:

What's the difference between that and a skunk?

>>2007050
They're in the weasel family, not the skunk family. And unlike skunks, they're purely carnivorous. Supposedly their spray smells worse, too.

Blue tongue skink. It's not a problem to get one, I just don't have space for it in current housing.

A Gambian pouched rat.

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A grizzly bear that wouldn't maul me the first chance it had.

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A tenrec. It's pretty much just like an hedgehog,but without shitting everywhere,spitting on himself and being a little bitch.

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My dream would be a tamarin monkey which will probably never happen, because I don't think I could get one, because they'd be expensive, because they'd probably make shitty pets ETC.

My more realistic dream pet would be a toucan, but I don't think I'll ever have the money for one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ6oQbse3_Y

>>2006986
Lungfishes, especially Neoceratodus

>>2007081
lol, it's treadwells wet dream. I bet this is what he hoped would happen in that encounter.

>>2007081
how does he know how to supress his incredible power

Capybara

A crow.

>>2007238

From what I heard, they're actually quite easy to care for. Something along the idea of a goat that loves you like a dog.

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>>2007345

Also, they're cute as beans.

>>2007201

I'm pretty sure there's no primate/monkey that makes a good pet.

>>2007671
Human baby, breed: Chinese. Perfect primate pet.

>>2006986
Really want a striped hyena, African wild dogs, maned wolf, timber wolf, black wolf, coyote, dingo... Basically I want dogs...

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>>2007677

I must find a breeder and acquire one immediately.

>>2007677

Hyenas are cat branch Carnivores and aren't like dogs at all. They're notoriously difficult to train as well.

A sloth and a toucan.

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Always thought a skunk would be nifty. Don't worry though, it will never happen.

>>2007928
Male spotted hyenas aren't, but its expensive/difficult to contain them because spotted hyenas are very destructive.

>>2007928
I'll bear that in mind for when I actually get a hyena for my little two bedroom house in the suburbs....

>>2007943
Isn't the entire issue with spotted hyenas the way their dominance works?
I remember hearing somehing a while back about how it supposedly isn't really possible to be seen as dominant in a hyenas eyes unless you beat the shit out of it, or it sees you doing that to others etc etc

>>2007213

the bear doesn't have down's syndrome and can control his strength

>>2006986
Raven, or American kestrel.

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>>2008029
Just give it a bit of SSSHHT it'll know you're alpha.

>>2008029

I heard they actually have an unusually chill temperament if raised from a cub. Something like a non-human roommate that tolerates you.

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>>2007931

Actually one of the most precious things.

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I want a Nile Monitor! Actually I'm planning on getting one but I just don't have the space right now. Well... I really want a Komodo Dragon but those are kinda endangered and illegal.

>>2009414
Sameeeee, I want to get one too. There's just something about them I've always been so drawn to..

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Forgot what they were called but one of these guys.

>>2007345
>>2007238
This is completely untrue. Its like owning a goat that needs constant company and humidity control. They only live 5 years tops.

>>2009626
>5 year top
They live longer than that.
Even well taken guinea pigs can really easily live 6 years.

>>2006986
A pair of ferrets from a good breeder. I love the idea of owning a ferret, but the ones in pet stores are from awful mills. They spay and neuter when the babies are practically newborns and it causes health issues later in life. :(

I'd also enjoy having a small herd of mini cattle.

I want to adopt a wolfdog from a sanctuary. I don't have the land and 10' fence those animals require, but someday I will.

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>>2009448

I want to someday find someone who loves me as much as this bear loves its owner.

I want an Argentine tegu! My dog is 40 lb so I think they'd get along fine.

A lynx or a camel

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If I had the money to get a big backyard and build a good enclosure for them, I'd get some lemurs.

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>>2009957
>owner.

That's the bear's driver.

>>2006986
Probably a Koala. An STD-free Koala with plenty of comfy to sleep in most of the day.
Shame they age really really poorly.

Sperm Whale or an Orca.

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One of these.

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>>2007674
Why do you think that? At what point would you say your thoughts exhibit extreme outlooks on anyone? Because you can't thrive on hate.

>>2007369
https://youtu.be/1DFbqKLgDzE

I really want a tree swallow ;n;

>>2011979

> STD-free

Elaborate.

>>2007081

Grizzlys will always eventually fuck you up, they're just too hormonal/territorial. You could try a black bear though, they're a lot calmer, and Vikings actually did keep them as pets for a period.

Always, always wanted to be a falconer. In my wildest dreams I'd want a saker or a gyrfalcon. A goshawk would be nice too, even though they're supposed to be absolutely psychotic.

>>2013909
THEYRE NOT DROP BEARS, THEYRE CLAP BEARS

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>>2013965

Always wear a condom on your head when hiking in Australia.