What's the one animal you wish you could have as a pet,

Bears

I wish they came in a smaller size.

>>2005012
Teacup pig is a thing though

>>2005017
A "teacup" pig will be 60 pounds minimum as an adult. China has recently managed to produce a smaller but it is not a stable breed yet and not for sale.

Several tortoises. Larger species. Like a herd of sulcatas.

a spotted hyena.

>>2005016
This.

Horses. They are too expensive to man tan though.

A goat.

Eternal baby hippo

a hairless cat. I'd love to have one but I'm too busy and it gets way too cold here. plus my dogs aren't too polite with cats, I don't want to put the cat in a stressful or dangerous situation

>>2005017
Yes,it is an hoax

Same with pigs, but I also like them big. It's just that I don't have enough space plus it would dig up the floor

>>2005158
OP here
Pigs not only shit EVERYWHERE but they will eat anything

Years ago I actually did own a pig and it ate my fucking deck
it literally ate my back deck, it fucked up the floor and railings something fierce and then shat it all back out in the basement

I love pigs and it is for this reason I wish they never got big

I wish I had the space and money for a mini donkey and some pygmy goats.

>>2005298
>I love pigs and it is for this reason I wish they never got big

>I love crocodiles and it is for this reason I wish they never got big

Do you realise that you're a living stereotype?

Cheetah.

If I had a huge property, money, and a good education on their needs I probably wouldn't hesitate to get one given the opportunity.

Possibly even if it meant getting a divorce.

A cheetah.

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Goats. Goats are so fucking awesome. I wish I had the space to keep some.

i wish pteranodons came in a smaller size

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I'm with you OP. Alas, it is not to be. I'm just eternally coasting on every opportunity I've had to hang with pigs.

>>2005020
>China has recently managed to produce a smaller
Thank you for the fuel for my pipe dream.

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Real fancy looking creatures, but their overly specific diet/lifestyle would make them a pain to take care of.

OMG LITTLE PIGGLY WIGGLY <# <# I LOVE YOU

Capybara without a doubt

>>2005551
Seconding capybara. I live in the wrong climate for one.

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>>2005012
Duh impossible to own legally out of Australia.

A baby red wolf

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>>2005459
Me too. Let's move to Washington and start a goat farm, k?

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>>2005016
>>2005067

>bears

An elephant.

>>2005012
Red panda, hands down most adorable thing on the planet. It's in dog/bear limbo so I'm guessing it's trainable

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a walrus because i want something like me

Ostrich

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i want a kangaroo ;_;

https://youtu.be/N-NoehCCTqU

>>2005012
I want a lynx.