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My piece of shit parrot just took a chunk out of my finger. I wasn't provoking him at all, the little fucker suddenly turned around and bit while sitting in my lap.
Apart from being a poo shotgun, he is the biggest asshole I've seen. He always grits his teeth in anger whenever I come near him, he bites me, pisses on me, chirps at me. Sometimes he is a little mean to his son, nothing serious though.
What the fuck can I do? His hatred seems to grow with every single day even though I've always been nice to him.
Pic related, biggest jerk I've ever seen.
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>>2002708
are you serious right now?
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I hope you die
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>>2002716
why? my parrot's a fucking dick. it's not my fault.
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What kind of parrot is it?
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>>2002719
It's a White-fronted Amazon.
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Just like people, animals too can be jerks.
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Consider the following;
Go onto the tumblr and Twitter pages of otherkin who claim to be foxes, cats, wolves, etc.
Claim you are otherkin of a field mouse, or rabbit
Tell them that their people have been slaughtering and oppressing yours for thousands of years
Tell them to check their privilege
Start up #predatorscum
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>>2002755
They will merely claim that it's part of "natural balance" or some "yin and yang" pseudophilosophical bullshit, and that killing is only bad when humans do it.
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>>2003522
Also made the aggressive chinchilla thread.
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