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Aggressive Parrot

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My piece of shit parrot just took a chunk out of my finger. I wasn't provoking him at all, the little fucker suddenly turned around and bit while sitting in my lap.

Apart from being a poo shotgun, he is the biggest asshole I've seen. He always grits his teeth in anger whenever I come near him, he bites me, pisses on me, chirps at me. Sometimes he is a little mean to his son, nothing serious though.

What the fuck can I do? His hatred seems to grow with every single day even though I've always been nice to him.

Pic related, biggest jerk I've ever seen.
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>>2002708

are you serious right now?
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I hope you die
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>>2002716
why? my parrot's a fucking dick. it's not my fault.
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What kind of parrot is it?
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>>2002719
It's a White-fronted Amazon.
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Just like people, animals too can be jerks.
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Consider the following;

Go onto the tumblr and Twitter pages of otherkin who claim to be foxes, cats, wolves, etc.

Claim you are otherkin of a field mouse, or rabbit

Tell them that their people have been slaughtering and oppressing yours for thousands of years

Tell them to check their privilege

Start up #predatorscum
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>>2002708
provide more things it can destroy, it's what parrots do.
>>2002724
the parrot in the picture is a quaker parrot.

they're known for being noisy and destructive.
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you guys are fucking stupid.
>>2002708
>>2002537
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>>2002755
They will merely claim that it's part of "natural balance" or some "yin and yang" pseudophilosophical bullshit, and that killing is only bad when humans do it.
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>>2003522
Also made the aggressive chinchilla thread.
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