>taking a dump at night >giant spider crawls from under

>What am I doing wrong?
being afraid of spiders. they should be your friends, they kill pests. unless you live in ausfailia, they're almost never harmful.

>>2000715
> unless you live in ausfailia
no one has died from a spider bite in australia since modern medicines.

>>2000719
it's still not something reasonable to let a possibly harmful spider near you.

you never had to deal with a bug getting stuck in your ear don't ya?

for me thanks god it was only a moth and it only ripped my eardrum in half which is something that heal itself., but imagine with a toxic spider, i would be fucking deaf by now.

>>2000731
>you never had to deal with a bug getting stuck in your ear
I don't sleep on the forest floor covered in leaf litter very often.

>>2000738
liar, we know potheads sleep on the forest floor. same goes for salviafags

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>>2000601

If you want to fuck spider shit up, you need a weka. They love eating spiders.

>>2000741
salvia pratensis doesn't get you high.

>>2000749
>salvia pratensis is now the only species of that genus
nice going, pillow biter

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>>2000752
it's the only I use.

>>2000755
what is that, the average dutch prison cell?

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>>2000758
'here's your cell and complimentary dachshund'

>>2000759
that is surely not a dachshund

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>>2000761
it is.

>>2000719
Did people even die before that? Whenever people get killed by spiders, they always seem to have been sickly before, the bite itself merely being the final straw.

"Dangerous spiders" is a fucking meme, and even the spiders renowned for being extra dangerous seldomly have worse bites than a common adder.

>>2000768
yeah, people with a compromised immune system, now even those don't die.

>>2000759
>>2000764
>fur too long for wirehair, looks nothing like longhair
I guess your fish just nocicepted too much

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>>2000776
>too long for wirehair
you've never seen a wirehair I assume.

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>>2000778
compare, shithead

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>>2000781
right.

>>2000785
still the fur is too long. I know you'll continue to argue, because you're an autistic cock sucker. Take him to a cacib show.

>>2000787
it isn't for a kaninchen, it's pretty common for them to have longer hair.

you don't know anything about dachshunds.

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>>2000742
people are reposting my bug fag shops :^)

>>2000793
got more? maybe i'll collect them like rare pepes

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>>2000793
people refers to a group or assembly, not to a single individual.

>>2000797
>people refers to a group or assembly, not to a single individual
>if I say it often eough those people will merge into one person

>>2000806
nice

>Go to use bathroom
>No spiders
>Sit down
>Fucking giant spider right in front of me

This has happened so many times it's not even funny. It's like they wait until you're at your most vulnerable to decloak and attack. Fucking things.