ITT River Monsters! This is my Hoplias Curupira aka (Brown/

>>2000483
why is the aquarium on a carpeted floor?

>>2000632
>edgy 15 yr old can't afford a table

>>2000483
That is obviously a fish, anon. Not a wolf.

>>2000670
Hasn't bugguy taught you? Wolfs are fish!

>>2000660
virgin loser detected. I am selling my HOUSE in a few months. This was a temporary setup. I make more in a year than your whole family. My fish and reptiles alone are worth more than your fathers savings account.

>>2000931
maybe you should invest in some tables. they're pretty great. a timeless classic among furniture. not even very expensive, though I'm sure you could afford if even if they were.

...with the money from the house sale you could buy like a thousand tables, you'd never have to keep shit on the floor like a gross fucking weirdo again.

you could probably even buy one big long table that could hold your entire, very very expensive fish a reptile assemblage.

I wish I was rich enough to afford houses and fish and reptiles without having to learn poor people shit like what furniture is or what it does or why anyone would want it. be all "I have more money than your dad, that's why I just throw all my shit on the ground"

If I were a rich man,
ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum.
All day long I'd throw shit on the ground.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to use tables.
ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

>>2000931
>selling house
>decides to buy fish

What the fuck is wrong with you? You are going to stress that poor fish to death by transporting it over and over again. I hope to god you at least know how to keep your beneficial bacteria alive.

>>2001015
moron detected

>>2000977
corny nerd detected

>>2000980
basement dweller detected

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preteen rejects who cant afford a beta fish all in this thread.

>>2000931
what a butthurt edgelord

>>2001048
>>2001047
>>2001046
somebody was mad and nude.