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What's with cats and cucumbers?

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Do they think those are snakes?
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My girl likes them
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>>1993269
probably because those pickles are not long enough to startle your pussy
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>>1993332
I like the delayed reaction
>Oh hey
>Wait what is that
>JESUS CHRIST
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>>1993354
welcome to 4chan, newfriend.
we're pleased to have you.

those aren't dubs or trips you useless 12 year old fuckwad.
now go away.
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>>1993491
He said unchecked not checked
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>>1993508
He still called it dubs.
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>>1993508
retard.

also I unchecked your quints, dubs and trips.
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>>1993354
>giving a fuck about dubs on fucking /an/
go back to /b/
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>>1993511
nice doubles friend :^)
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>>1993511
Dubs get
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cats have incredibly poor visual recognition, so no.
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>>1996177
No they don't. Stop trying to be an expert in every thread.
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>>1996178
http://www.livescience.com/1819-feline-memories-fleeting.html
cats remember with their body, not their eyes.

consider to stop being a retard in every thread.
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>>1996182
>cats remember with their body, not their eyes
I'm pretty sure they do it with their brain
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>>1996185
it's not the sight they memorize, it's the action.

besides, the brain is part of the body.
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>>1996187
I see you fucking everywhere and I hate you so fucking much. Everytime I see you post I just seethe with rage. Seriously, I fucking hate you. I hope you realize that. I'll never stop remembering you.
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>>1996187
>besides, the brain is part of the body.
>the body is a homogenous blob, so every part is basically the same
clssic bugtard
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>>1996187

What are the eyes part of, the incorporeal spirit?
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>>1996233
I mentioned eyes seperately, are you unable to read in context?
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>>1996187
>besides, the brain is part of the body
>the eyes are not
Quality banter.
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>>1996255
quality reading comprehension.
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Could you faggots calm your autism for a second and actually explain why they're so scared of cucumbers
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>>1996633
Simple, cats walk into room, everything is normal, starts eating. As soon as it's finished and turns around, something different is laying on the floor behind them. They have no idea how it got there, and the cats lack the mental capacity to understand their humans are playing a prank on them.

It's the equivalent of a human freaking out because they locked the bathroom door behind them, hopped in the shower, then as soon as they pull the shower curtain back, there is a cucumber sitting on the toilet. But they know they locked the bathroom door, so how the fuck did it get there?
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>>1996249
Much like you seem to be unable to post anything coherent.
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>>1996249
Let me guess fagguy, cats also don't feel pain? Cats are actually not real and we get them from space right?

Gotta trust an expert.
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>>1996807
they don't.

cats engage in nociception, they have zero components of consciousness ;')
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>>1996808
I see fagguy. Do cats have paws and eyes? Or are they a social construct created by other cats and they're holograms?
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>>1996809
none of those things require consciousness.

pain does.

you're trying to make fun of it but this is literally every definition of pain in every single dictionary.
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>>1996810
If dogs don't feel pain what happens if it walks over glass and gets cut unknowingly? It's reacting to a negative stimuli it didn't know about? Or did it happen because "HURR DURR DOGGY KNEW THE UNIVERSE WAS IMBALANCED AND HE SENSED THE GLASS HE WALKED OVER HURR DURR" Yeah no, dogs don't feel pain, don't right? Don't try to justify abusing your animals, plz, kill yourself you complete waste of life. Human garbage.
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>>1996810
>seperating nociception from pain
nice false dichotomy you have there

>inb4 but pain is subjective hurr durr
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>>1996866
> if it walks over glass and gets cut unknowingly
it engages in nociception.
>It's reacting to a negative stimuli it didn't know about?
it doesn't need to know, nociception is an instinctive reaction not subjective awareness.

if you've been following my posts for a week you'd realize I take better care of my pets than anyone on /an/ does.
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>>1996884
>if you've been following my posts for a week
>willingly following bugtard posts
mfw
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>>1996884
>better than anyone on /an/ does
Only the best care a delusional ego maniac such as yourself can manage.
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>>1996897
you're going to have trouble finding a better tortoise enclosure than mine.
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>>1996902
>open for predators
>too small for that many animals
maybe there's not even a water dish
yeah, best enclosure ever
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>>1996907
>open for predators
what predators.
>too small for that many animals
dwarf tortoises, you what.
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>>1996908
>what predators.
birds, cats, mustelidae

>dwarf tortoises, you what.
have fun when a male reach maturity and constantly stresses the others
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>>1996910
>birds, cats, mustelidae
in the middle of a city on a roof right.
>have fun when a male reach maturity and constantly stresses the others
that's mating for you.
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>>1996936
>city roof
>what is bird
>do birds fly
>do birds eat meat
Son, you just went full retard.
Never go full retard.
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>>1996936
>in the middle of a city on a roof right.
this >>1997030

>that's mating for you.
yes, because turtles want to mate all the time. they basically ovulate every 2 seconds (the juvenile males too)

what a fucktard
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>>1997030
>predatory birds
>in the city
you what.

russians are a semi-social species.
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>>1997043
>you what
falcons love it in the city

>russians are a semi-social species
you spew a lot of shit, but this takes the cake
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>>1997043
I'm not social
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>>1997050
>falcons love it
falcons dwell highways, not the inner city.

someone didn't do their research.
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>>1997055
they need slopes for nesting. high building do just fine too.

>someone didn't do their research.
yes, you
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>>1997055
>falcons dwell highways, not the inner city.
>does not know the difference between buzzard and falcons
>occuses others of not doing their research
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>>1997059
> high building do just fine too.
they nest in trees next to the highway.

uneducated.
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>>1997062
whatever you say, autismo
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>>1997061
buzzards don't even come near the city.

we don't have any falcons that dwell the city, only the highways around it.

you're uneducated on my local ecosystem.
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>>1997065
I don't live in new york, there's a grand total of like 5 high buildings in the entire city and none of them can sustain falcons.
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>>1997068
>>1997066

being this butthurt about a shitty tortoise setup
>mfw
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>>1997072
it's the best setup you'll find.

not liking it just means you're uneducated.
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>>1997053
You've proven that pretty well.
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>>1997073
>not liking my faggotry makes you uneducated
k.
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>>1997073
>uneducated
>thinks landscaping is an actual degree
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>>1997075
all humans that aren't killing people left and right are atleast semi-social.
>>1997076
you don't want to like it, that's what your opinion is based on.

how many times did you get banned today?
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>>1997080
>you don't want to like it, that's what your opinion is based on.

No, it's based on actually knowing what a tortoise enclosure should look like. Yours is way too small, get over it.
>muh social tortoises
get your head out of your ass

It's you who got banned a few days ago, little dutch homo :)
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>>1997072
How is it even shitty? Looks fantastic to me. The one thing you can't really heckle bugguy about are his setups, which, as far as I've seen, are all really well planned out.

If you want to pick on him about something, ask him how many animals he has.
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>>1997083
>Yours is way too small
it's 4 times the size they should have.
>It's you who got banned a few days ago
I haven't been banned in a month or two.
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>>1997086
>it's 4 times the size they should have.
>thinks keeping tortoises in shoeboxes is ok
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>>1993326
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>>1997092
>tumblr
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>>1997095
bugcuc k's a tumblrina, if you didn't know
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>>1997095
was there nothing left to complain about?

your opinions are shit and no one likes you, your posts constribute to nothing.
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>>1997097
>your opinions are shit and no one likes you, your posts constribute to nothing.

Perfect self description - 10/10.
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>>1997097
>meanwhile in bugguy's version of reality
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>>1997098
I think bugguy is pretty okay.
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>>1997100

indeed
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>>1997101
me too
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>>1996884
>>1996902
>>1996908
>>1997053
>>1997066
>>1997085
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>>1997104
I'm serious, though. He usually answers my husbandry/plant questions quickly and accurately and has helped me a lot during the time I've been on this board. He's stupid about a lot of things, but it doesn't change the fact that he can be genuinely helpful.
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>>1997105
fug this caught me off guard
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>>1997106
I don't see how my post makes me the second one just because I don't want to participate in your pointless circlejerk.
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>>1997105
of course i did
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>>1997107
>He usually answers my husbandry/plant questions quickly and accurately
>accurately

If you don't know anything about that topic, then you might find his posts accurate.
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>>1997109
it isn't your post. It is you. Because you are a tripfag, get it tripfag?
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>>1997121
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>>1997123
>pic very relevant to bugfaggotry
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>>1997123

It's not an argument. Just admiring you in all your glory.
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>>1997123
Have you ever been professionally diagnosed with autism?
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>>1997123
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>>1997133
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>1997121
"a lot of things" was actually referring to the antagonistic way you respond to people, which I disagree with. I do think you're more knowledgeable than a lot on this board, but you're also very stubborn.
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as always, tripfaggots ruin everything for everyone
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>enter thread
>expect silly cat gifs and discussion of why cats are afraid of cucumbers
>get tripfag bullshit
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>>2000677
every conversation about cats is essentially going to be bad because the average cat owner is uneducated.
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>>2000683
>>2000686
Holy shit you guys are insufferable. You shits are bringing down /an/. I'm tired of half of this board being "durr bugguy sucks".

>>2000681
Can't you just take off the trip :(
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>>2000733
>>2000762
>>2000725
every time he posts in a thread it's derailed. not because of him but because of the shitposters that seem to follow him around. seriously though we don't need three shitposts every time he says something.

>>2000721
see pic
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>>1993252
>>1993332
>>1996933
Bahaha, these are great.
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Why you stupid fucks can't just

IGNORE

BUGGUY POSTS

is beyond me. I don't even have him filtered but I automatically know not to reply to any of his posts because he's a fucking moron baiting on purpose.

Bugguy is one problem, but every single person replying to him and initiating an argument is one as well.
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Sorry to break it to you OP, but the cats aren't actually scared of specifically cucumbers as funny as the thought would be.
The reason they're scared is that the cucumber has been placed there without the cat noticing it. Since cats are adapted to be as aware of their environment as possible (being stealth predators and all), the effect of being frightened is amplified. But it would essentially work with any foreign object sneaking up on the animal unnoticed.
Also, the videos you see on the internet are a product of selection bias. You obviously don't see the hundreds of videos taken where the cat doesn't fly into the air, because who would even upload a video like that? There's nothing to see.
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>>1997043
Hawks have been known to nest in high rises. I live in a large city. I walked by a McDonald's and got a shit stare from a pair of Red-tailed Hawks hanging out on the outdoor patio.

I mean, I get that you're doing a bit here - or whatever - but it seems a lot like you just say stuff and don't consider that you are not right a lot of the time.
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>>2001113

bugguy is unequivocal garbage.
he has no redeeming factors, like, at all.
he wants to be right just as badly as we all want him to just leave.

on topic:
cats are neat, i guess.
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maybe this answers your question. NOT. https://youtu.be/Gj0cZ9evYgI
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