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so this is my idea for a device that bags dogshits like one of

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so this is my idea for a device that bags dogshits like one of those machines that bags up christmas trees

pls do not copy
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>>1696499
I am aware of these, and believe my design will have a competitive edge in the market
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I see you've really though this through. You should consider marketing different colored bags. Really, the goldmine is in the bags being kawaii.
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>>1696500
>my design will have a competitive edge in the market
>competitive edge in the market
>competitive edge
>edge
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>>1696499
I can imagine a dog pooping with this thing on, kicking up some grass, and have it whap back up into its ass and the dog freaking out and running around getting dog shit everywhere
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Just man up and use a carrier bag and your hand, it's not like you are actually touching the shit.
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>>1696500
How will the straps stay on without chaffing?

How will the poop hole stay in place?

How will the device be refilled?

Why are you so shitty at art?

How does the poop become bagged and tied? Poop doesn't come out with enough force to push a bag/plastic out from a stretched area... the only way that would result in a tied poop.

How can you make sure the tie is tight so that it doesn't spill? It likely won't be, and will defeat the purpose.

How do the straps clip on and tighten? Where do they tighten?
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I like your idea OP. 10/10
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i thought that was a grenade coming out of the dog's butt...
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>>1696497
Those bagged poops remind me of this episode of Spongebob.
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>>1696745
>How will the straps stay on without chaffing?
the straps chafe and the dog deserves it
>How will the poop hole stay in place?
why would the poop hole move?
>How will the device be refilled?
The device is refilled with cartridges. I'm in the process of making a prototype from lego.
>Why are you so shitty at art?
go on draw it better then
>How does the poop become bagged and tied? Poop doesn't come out with enough force to push a bag/plastic out from a stretched area... the only way that would result in a tied poop.
the bags are made of a thermally tightening material that clamps around each fresh turd. The bag is pushed outward on rollers that begin to roll when sensors detect the puckering of the dogs anus.
>How can you make sure the tie is tight so that it doesn't spill? It likely won't be, and will defeat the purpose.
The ends of the bags twist as they leave the machine, sealing the turd inside.
>How do the straps clip on and tighten? Where do they tighten?
There are a bunch of buckles on the other side of the dog obviously.

>>1696828
thanks, I'll give you a discount

>>1696637
I'll give this some consideration

>>1696524
I have entered into a partnership with Nintendo and a Pikachu dogshit bag is already in the pipeline
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>>1696497
why not just give them a diaper?
>>1696500
your design looks fucking stupid
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>>1697363
>the bags are made of a thermally tightening material that clamps around each fresh turd.

Then they'd immediately clamp against the dog's warm asshole, or improperly clamp slow poop.
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>>1697370
You're right. I was thinking maybe the bags could tighten when exposed to air instead, but maybe this would still force the shits back up inside the dog. Maybe the bags tighten by rotation as they leave the device as part of the same process that ties the ends.
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>>1697370
so I've gone back to the drawing board and developed an entirely new design.

The flaw with my previous design was that we weren't able to control when and where the dog decided to shit. This new device delivers a strong electric shock to the dogs anus, causing it to release the contents of its bowel into the handy bag positioned between the prongs. Though this device is primarily designed for collecting shit, it also has implications for discipline and training.
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>>1697402
OP, are you Chinese?
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>>1697432
I'm english. Are you chinese?
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>>1697402
>so I've gone back to the drawing board and developed an entirely new design.
What the fuck OP
I thought your design had "THE EDGE"
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>>1697402
Push me and then just touch me until I get my satisfaction.
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>>1697402
If you give it an ass-shock, it will begin to cower and run away.

You need a necessary expansion pack to this that keeps the dog immobile. Maybe some cement paw/leg cuffs.
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>>1697402

Maybe all dogs should just have colostomy bags with cute designs implanted at 8 weeks of age?
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>>1696497
Can't we just implant something that turns dog poop into ice cream?
I mean we're pretty much eating garbage with jello and shit, so why not mixing it with some cool chemicals to make it harmless/taste awesome
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A man walks into a drug store and buys 5 boxes of condoms. When he takes them up to check out, the clerk says "Hey, what are you doing with all these condoms?" The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow these, and now he shits little baggies!"
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>>1696497
How would you feel if you had a bag strapped to your ass while shitting, OP?
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>>1697913
Well, I'm not a dog, am I? My opinion of this is flawed.
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>>1697913
I would find it to be rather convenient
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>>1696497

Thanks for that great idea, I just had it patented.
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>>1697402
das it mane
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>>1696499
Why did they censor the poop? I can literally just walk outside to the park and see at least 5 turds. Everyone on the planet knows what poop looks like, even little tods. Why did they censor the poop?
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>>1696834
I thought it was corn on the cob.
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>>1696497

I give you points for creativity, but this idea is not practical.

- Many dogs would try to pull this thing off, and not be happy wearing it
- Will the bag catch all the shit? And then what? You still have to pull the bag off and take care of it.
- How hard is it really to just put the bag on your hand and then pick up some shit?

I ran into the same problem with litter boxes. I wanted an easy automatic system for cleaning the cat litter so I didn't have to do it. But there is no easy solution. and even if there were, it's not saving a person much effort really. The litter as a whole still needs to be replaced 1x per week, despite being scooped daily.

I admire your creativity and initiative tho.
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>>1698433
Because somebody out there is a bitch and would complain (or did).
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>>1698040
we're all dogs on the inside </3

>>1698040
I kind of giggled
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>>1698433

Well it is possible that whenever that image pops up on your screen you may happen to be eating fudge or something. Not really a big deal but off-putting, maybe. Its probably just a courtesy.

Whenever you're walking outside you're probably a bit more prepared to possibly see it and actually in most parks it is illegal for you to just leave the poo laying about so while it may still be there, it is also generally disapproved of.
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