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>>2026609
not to be an asshole, but no. you have no chance

>>2026609
LVT and CVT are very different from vet assistance. YOu would need some form of education for the former, the latter is pretty much glorified kennel bitch.

You may be able to find some cheap CVT classes though

>>2026609
>boyfriends uncle is putting in a word for me, and I've got a resume/cover letter put together, but is there any chance

You should know by now how much competition there is for pretty much any job involving animals. Everything has to be neatly perfect. No 5 year old training courses, with gaps of inactivity in the middle. If you had taken that course and worked in the field for the last 5 years, your prospects would have been much better. If you don't have all your shit together, neatly wrapped with a bow on top, the best you're gonna get is a job cleaning shit out of kennels and all the other jobs no one else with actual credentials wants to do.

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The vet did terrible job removing those lumps and pimples last time if you ask me.

You should see another vet and get a second opinion IMO.

>>2026527
Don't know a lot about them but what I do know is I have a cop friend that trains police dogs and I help him by wearing the suit playing the bad guy.
German shepherds and Dobermans run at you and slow down staying on the ground before grabbing you the weimaraners fly in the air hitting you knocking you down to the ground before trying to tear your arm off.
The are quicker to learn and have more stamina.

>>2026532
Oh shit, I was expecting a tender and loving dog, not an cold blooded assassin. But yeah you are right, I've read everywhere that they are intelligent as fuck.

>>2026540
You have to remember that these dogs are being trained for this if not then the would be tender and loving.

This sounds more like feline herpes than "allergy problems", especially since both cats have it. What is the cream?

>>2026296
No my other cat had allergies way before I even got this cat I'm pretty sure there's no herpes I hope wtf do I do if it is

Get some local honey and mix some in with his food. Trust me.

I know you guys have those poopy owl pictures!

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Angry poop >:(

And what is better if you already have a neutered male dog? This is all assuming that the dogs are neutered/spayed.
Are females bitchy or divas?

http://strawpoll.me/6398178

>>2026131
dude there really isn't much of a difference, female dogs can be as silly and funny as male ones

just spay her and if you don't PLEASE don't take her to a place full of dogs when she's in heat or pregnant

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I would say to use one of these humane raccoon traps to catch her if she won't let you approach her. And then keep her inside until she returns to normal.

>>2026013
Meant him* Catch your own cat and keep him inside.

I wouldn't keep the female cat inside or around him without knowing anything about her. She could have feline aids or some other disease.

>>2026013
I was actually about to go look for such a trap.
I just dont know why hes acting like that.

The female i have in here seems fine and he when i see him out and about, hes always with her. so im thinking it will make him come in to get with her if maybe shes going into heat or something.

Poodle. No shedding and smartest

>>2025937
Of course, the golden mean applies, meaning a mutt between as many breeds as possible is desirable.

I'd say a lab/pit mix.

I had one and he was the best dog ever. Maybe his genes just mixed well and I got lucky but really he was a small black lab with a pitt bull jaw.

And its wild cat i cant touch them

dude what

>>2025568
Throw them out of your house

>>2025364

Tiny fucking pic, but it looks like a person, not a plant.

probably a fake one, customs will never let anyone get a live plant on a plane

>>2025390
Live plants are allowed, cannabis is not.

>>2024146
Animal shelters take birds.

>>2024146
Poor little girl. Does she at least have a mirror?

>>2024190

budgies are adorable

give to a shelter, and they'll find it a new home. they're not expensive to keep

These are baseless fucking implications those who care for animals are the ones who care for humans the most.

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>>2023683
You're delusional if you think this guy would lift a finger to help a homeless vet reach the VA or local shelter.

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>>2023683
And another.

Sure, it might be that these people aren't donating jack shit. Doubt it.

Decent 12/10

>>2023135
thanks my dude

>>2023134
sleep tight, pigger

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Shoots through the water according to the same principals that move turds through your body and tastes fishies.

>>2021535
For a second I thought that it's leg was a weird looking panda and was wondering why they were next to each other.

>>2021564
Same

Hello

>>2020683
You'll have to issue a formal apology now.

There is this thing called the Spider Council, you will have to stand up and testify that this act was an accident and it will never happen again. Hope you have big balls bro.