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Brazilian tapir. Don't diss them, tapir calves are fucking adorable.

>>2035912
It's a tapir, dumbass. Odd toed ungulates related to rhinos and horses. 4 species in the Americas, ranging from 200 to 800 pounds, one species on SE Asia weighing upwards of 1,000 pounds.

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Rage thread

>>2037949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHk_rTna4CI

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How do I assign points to this?

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The very first post I saw.

>>2049838
I know nothing about falcons. You can assess their enclosures in the pics the seller provided and report back. Alternatively, you can take 100 points for an odd find.

>>2049847
65 points since I count "APRI papers" in the "AKC registered" category

>>2036749
Back in Ethiopia we used to keep a couple monkeys around. They came from the wild, but everyday they'd show up expecting food and we'd give it to them. We occasionally let them sleep at our balcony, where we'd have a nice campout. They used to beat up on my little brother whenever he tried doing something retarded, it was pretty funny. Man I miss those days.

>>2036759
that's awesome, got any pictures by any chance?

>>2036759
There's a racist joke in there somewhere.....

Some do, some don't.

Ruminants will graze on cannabis plants. I'm sure they sometimes do get high. The whole "you have to decarboxylate weed to get any effect" from it is wrong. There are active cannabinoids even in raw weed. If you don't believe me just eat 3, 4 grams of it yourself on an empty stomach and tell me you didn't get high. Spoiler alert, you will.

Disclaimer: In no way am I encouraging or condoning illegal activity of any kind.

*DONT BLOW IT IN THEIR FACES
Animals dont take to being high like you do. If you surprise them with it they will be scared and paniky till they come down.
However if you have a cat cannabis is in the same family as catnip so they will try to eat it. Dogs will eat you stems(and whole nugs if you leave them out). When they do this they know they are getting high. Animals do like it but they are also really dumb and don't know their limit and getting them "baked" is borderline abuse because of how scared they can get.

First for your substrate is shit

>>2053137
>"Oh, look son! It's an aquatic penis! Better stay away from it, they are incredibly shy, fragile creatures."

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Reef dump

My goldfish ate my fancy guppy fry when I was 8. It was horrifying. I never did fully recover. Still can't go to a fish fry without cringing

My friend had two hamsters that lived together for like 4 years. And one day the one just randomly decided to kill the other. My friend prefers to phrase it as "HE JUST ATE THE OTHER ONE." She was afraid of the remaining hamster until it died. Yeah...I guess she didn't know much about hamsters.

One of my dogs was at the shelter because he was a chicken killer. The neighbors threatened to kill him the next time they saw him so the owners dumped him at the pound. While I had him he killed two cats neither of which were mine. One was a kitten somebody dumped at the park and he found it in the weeds before I saw it. Felt like shit but really couldn't blame the dog for being a dog. Second was a full grown adult cat that thought it would be a good idea to jump into my fenced in yard with my dogs in it. Not 100% sure which one killed that one but again couldn't really blame the dog for the cat being a retard. As long as the cat didn't run from him he didn't pay any attention to them and even had a few neighbor hood cats that would walk right up to him without any issue.

>>2055149
pretty much any predator you put in there is going to eat them all in one day.

>>2055157
What if I feed them a lot of flakes

Bobbit worm

>>2054799
What the fuck did you expect it to smell like?

>>2054802
I didn't expect it to smell just like her dog food

>having carpet and not hardwood floors

Pleb.

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Mine started levitating.

I assumed due to global warming.

>>2054750
Yeah, and pythagorean's theorem is sexist.

Yeah my dog ran out in front of a car looked back at me before getting hit by a car and barked "al gore was right about everything"

>excuse the typo in the title - Neko *Atsume

So I've photographed every cat, own every goody, and have nearly every memento. What will happen when I get it all???

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Wait are you implying the expansion is only good for the second dish? You get twice as many cats. $$$.

>>2054331
It's a brown recluse

>>2054331
You won't be able to accurately guess breed mixes until he is fully grown. If he's lanky and his paws are big for his body, he will grow and fill out. He's adorable, though. Good luck!

>>2054331
Looks like a shepard of sorts. Good dog mutts are the best.

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>>2054066
See if it's healthy. If it's not, dispose of it. If it is, and your snake doesn't eat it in one weeks time, name it and keep it forever

"Partially living"?

Either it's alive or it's dead.

>>2054066

Had that happen a long time ago. I had a couple of gopher snakes sharing a 4x2 cage and the bigger one was being a really shy eater. Got a live rat just for him, and the smaller snake stabbed it's head out from under the side of the hide and grabbed the rat. The rat was too big for him to eat safely, so I had to tear it away. This did not go well for the rat.

... long story short, I took it out on the patio table and cut it's head off with a kitchen knife. It's the best I could do on short notice.

>>2054036
I don't think that that many people seriously advise 10-12 weeks.
The reason why you wait at least 8 weeks though is partly for physical development and partly because it's a period of socialization where among many other things the puppy learns that hard biting fucking hurts and that you shouldn't do it

>>2054036

8 is minimum, 10-12 can sometimes have benefits for the socializing of your pupper with other dogs and people as well.

>>2054048

Should add, however, that if you are a good owner and will be doing work to socialize pupper, 8 weeks is fine.

>>2053786
>lab
>border collie
>low maintenance
why wouldn't you be able to take your dog out for at least an hour every day?

>>2053803
I could do that, I never said I wouldnt
The main problem is that I live in an apartment and I am not sure if that is enough space for my dream dog.
Some days I would need to keep him alone in the apartment

>>2053786
Sounds like you shouldn't get a dog if your first ideas for an apartment dog includes fucking border collies and labs. I mean, have you really done ANY fucking research aside from Google image searches to check what looks cute?