There's a fucking spider in my room, I found it crawling on my bed. I'm not too scared to go back in, what do I do niggers?
vaporize it nega
Get a scorpion and pit them against each other
>>2468122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEmdNT1tEEw
For the past few months he has developed a blackish algea around his beak.
As of today he is swimming around the tank sparadically crashing into class and coral then perches himself and floats to whenever he lands. Then does it again. Breathing all through this.
Is he suffering? I love him.
>>2468020
This is where he landed now. He is still breathing.
>>2468021
yeah, he's probably not going to make it.
sorry.
>>2468020
:( quick go ask Reddit
what herbs can i smoke for flavour
>>2467980
all of them
The dank kind.
>>2467980
for culinary purposes or what?
>budgies still terrified of my hand
>>2467967
body paint your hand like another budgie
>>2467974
>be budgiebro chilling with other budgiebro
>been living in this new place with some autist that insists on trying to touch us
>ceaseanddesist.wav
>does this every two days or so and it always ends with the autist running away crying after one of us kicks up a fuss or bites him
>Autist comes in one day acting stranger than usual
>has this grin that I only see on his face whenever he starts watching those big eyed humans with the weird colored head feathers and large bouncy things on their chests
>opens the door to the cage
>here we fuckin' go.jpg
>not in the mood today, get ready to bite him when suddenly he jams something brightly colored in with us
>is that a new toy? Wait no it looks different and yet familiar
>it looks almost like a a budgiebr-
>oh. Oh sweet merciful fuck.
>bird brain immediately assumes that this is a mangled and disfigured budgiebro
>and its attached to his wrist
>DEFCON FUCKING ZERO
>immediately freak out with other, normal budgie bro as we believe that is fucking psychopath is seconds away from shoving his fist up our asses and using us as puppets
>can't fly out, autist stands between us and freedom
>budgiebro shrieks so hard he shits himself before dropping to the bottom of the cage dead from a heart attack
>autist shrieks and lunges for deadbro
>now's my chance
>make a break for it, make it maybe two teeth out of the cage before something grabs me
>autist holds me in his clutches, the other budgiebro attatched to his wrist now torn open to accommodate his need for both hands
>"WHY WONT YEW LURVE ME?!"
>feel a sharp pain my chest as I panic
>as sweet darkness overtakes me I can only pray that he uses other budgiebro as a replacement for the one he destroyed when he went for me
>>2468015
wut
Found this behind my drawer, what is it?
Fly pupae? Just a guess
It it's hard and not moving, it's a fly pupa. You might have a house fly infestation soon if you're not careful. They can burrow into carpet too so you better be thorough.
*blocks your path
>>2467874
omae wa mou shindeiru
Is there a pet amino I'm missing out on
>>2467874
Why are cockatiels so cute?
My workplace has been infested by (Collocalia vestita) How to get rid those little pests? Maybe having some predators (crows or owls) ? Or some poison? Iam tired with them, shitting evrywhere and smelly
>>2467651
get a cat
>>2467658
cats are fucking useless. poison them op
>>2467658
I think thats not very effective, that bird cant stand on their feet (they never touch ground as far as i know from my observations) so they only fly around and sit on their sticky nest .
Btw there is hundred of them, my workplace is an old building
Ever seen a tree kangaroo before?
The caecilian is one of my favorite animals and the best amphibian. If I could draw, I would make a caecilian pepe.
>>2467633
Symbion are pretty cool
Their fucking lifecycle is incredibly interesting.
>>2467633
>/an/ didn't know about tree kangaroos until just now
HAHAHAHAAH
Can you tell the name and origin of the goldfish in the clip ?
Reveal :
This is a very rare fish, it can be used as a healing property, and at the same time also very high prices.
And especially its meat is very fragrant and delicious.
Video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WURiOqULiEE
Looks like a carp.
>>2467571
No :D , not carp
>>2467568
>it can be used as a healing property,
Subhuman good spiritual "medicine" is a big reason for several species that are now endangered.
Fuck that caveman mentality bullshit.
Hey /an/. I'm debating whether this is a newborn rat or a newborn puppy but I have little to no experience in that matter. So, I went home, and I immediately saw this. I'm confused as hell though. Thanks.
>>2467399
clearly a dog
Update: this animal has blood on its mouth and looks like it has been bitten.
Update 2: this animal has a long tail as well. This is confusing for me now.
Heard meowing at 8am and ignored it for about 2 hours. Then went to take a look to find a lone kitten with eyes still closed. Decided to leave it alone and wait for momma to return. Came back from work to hear it still meowing at 10:30 pm. It had moved and was stuck in a weird place. Decided to take it inside overnight and head to petsmart in the morning.
Is this a good idea or should I have just left it?
Went to get kitten formula just in case.
The mother probably abandoned it for a reason, but just realize taking care of a kitten is tough.
You gotta feed it every 3-4 hours and wipe it's bottom with a warm cloth after to get it to poop.
Can cats who recently had litters feed and take care of others' kittens?
Kitten meows when I try to leave it in a petbed so now I have it on my arm next to my body. It's relaxed and stopped meowing.
Unfortunately,I couldn't get a bottle and tried to feed it with a syringe but its a tad too big. Any suggestions or further things I should know until the morning?
I'm going to lose my best friend soon. I don't know what to do.
>tfw these threads are 40% of /an/ now
Why do I keep coming here when it only makes me sad
>>2467327
I'm sorry. I probably shouldn't have posted it. I don't like bugging people I know about my problems.
I'm sorry OP. I wish you and your lil buddy the best.
More like this
I'll help a bit
>>2467284
Sup /an/, I want to start raising spiders so I can keep my pockets filled with spiders to throw at people. Where does one buy spiders and how do you start a spider farm?
But anon your house is already a spider farm
>>2467195
Ok but if you are going to do pocket spiders consider a spring loaded ejector box. Spiders are too delecate and mobile to survive a pocket otherwise. Airholes required. Also consider a jumping spider species, as sudden new environs of a person will result in adaption and exploration rather than curling into a terrified ball on the part of the spider.
>>2467198
In order to keep them from eating each other you might consider investing time in spiderlings raised together in a cage where you move them close together in holding once a month so they are used to high spider per space environments. After all a glob of dead spiders hitting the floor with one Darwinian survivor strutting away is metal in a way but not what you are going for.
These are the worst animals. They don't respect the space of others, including me while I'm at the track and have to literally hurdle one because it's too stubborn or slow or stupid to get out of the way. They cause property damage and have been known to disrupt airplane traffic. They're violent and they shit EVERYWHERE.
I should start hunting these. We should all start hunting these. Even if you don't eat meat you should hunt these, since killing a Canadian goose is a righteous act.
All the other animals hate them, too.
>>2467130
>An animal slightly inconvenienced me.
>GENOCIDE IT!!!
Typical Human Behavior.
>>2467234
Nah, they legit are just as bad as feral cats but theres like a million more and they can fly