Is it legal for me to squash a bug I find outside?
Is it legal for me to stomp a rat I find outside?
Is it legal for me to kill a fox I find outside?
Is it legal for me to break outdoor cats' necks as I please?
How can all but one of these things be legal?
All of those are, to some extent, legal in most places. You can kill a fox and say it was pestering livestock and you can kill a domestic animal on your property if you want. As long as it's humane.
Where I live foxes are protected so even though they kill the chickens my MIL has to pay animal control several hundred dollars for them to come try and capture the fox and relocate it
>>2318458
Like it or not, people place different values on certain animals lives.
The vast majority of the public do not view the death of a single insect as significant, and the law reflects that.
Not to mention the huge grey area of processing these "offenses" is determined on a case by case basis.
If I'm caught dispatching a feral cat on my property and taken to court my case would be handled completely different than if I was charged with killing someone's pet cat, also known as their property. Two totally different verdicts, even though in both instances I basically killed a cat.
Is a porcupine an animal or a plant? The only animal like it is the cactus, so it would make the most sense to classify it that way. Have we been wrong all this time in labeling the porcupine as a plant?
I am deeply confused.
Well, their morphology suggests that they're related. However, you forget their other morphological cousins, the sea urchin and the pufferfish.
Due to the fact that its most closely related cousins are both marine animals, I would actually wager that it is the cactus that is misclassified as a plant. We need to update its phylogeny accordingly, and move it to the animal kingdom.
The porcupine is obviously a related species that has since come up onto land, similar to the lungfish.
>>2318024
Was the pufferfish a plant?
I can't seem to get my pup crate trained. Been crating him at night for 5 months now. Weeks go by with no issues, and then randomly he goes back to whining. My method is to place him outside for 5 minutes if he whines, but he just whines out there too. This will go on for hours for a few nights, then we go back to perfect nights, and then whinging again a few weeks later. What is the best way to solve this?
I he excercised ebfore you put him in the crate? If he's not excercised he has pent up energy and that might make him anxious, causing him to whine
you don't have put a cat in a crate unless you want to drown it in a river i can tell you that. what a retard of an animal a dog is
>My method is to place him outside for 5 minutes if he whines
In other words:
>My method is to give him some sort of attention when he whines
There's your problem. If the puppy is whining in his crate you can't give him ANY attention. If you don't ignore him when he's whining, you end up reinforcing the whining because he learns he can get your attention by making noise.
Also, this: >>2317574
Yo /an/, hold my octopus for a second.
nah m8
>>2316846
So this guy is dead now, right?
>>2316846
What kind of sick bstard gives an octopus to a baby?1
This guy just died. Right now.
17y/o, going up the stairs, tripped, got up the stairs, just fell on his side, convulsed a little and his hearth wasnt beating anymore.
Just like that. His eyes lost all collor, his gums turned blue then white, his paws where getting cold, he was leaking pee and was a rag doll in my arms.
Not 30 minutes and he was already in a box in the ground, but after all that i still can't help but be paranoid imagining he might be alive and that i buried him alive.
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>>2316503
What?
If I die alone at home, how many hours or days will it be until my pet dog or cat eats me?
>>2316411
>hours
Mate it would be done within seconds of your heart stopping.
That's a really interesting question. I personally don't think that a dog would rats the dead body of its owner unless it had nothing else to eat. I'm not sure about cats though. They seem to display affection toward their humans, but I think that cats would have an issue with eating its human.
>>2316411
Dog will eat you as soon as you don't smell like yourself anymore and it's hungry.
Cat will eat you whenever it's hungry.
Anons with their pets?
Me and my pupper peanut.
Mittens and I sleeping.
please shave
Look at this reddit faggot.
Whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when! But I know whale meat again some sunny day!
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/10/world/australia/whales-beach-new-zealand.html?_r=0
Why are whales so stupid? Do they want to die?
>About 50 whales had swum out of the bay after high tide, according to the Department of Conservation, but as many as 90 others had rebeached themselves by Friday afternoon.
Is there reasons why whales beach themselves? I figured sick ones may want to stay in shallow water and end up getting washed up but whole healthy pods? Even if their sense of direction was messed up surely at least one of them be like "I don't think this is a good idea, guys".
How many of you guys live a Vegan lifestyle?
>>2313291
None with a working brain.
>>2313291
Man is an apex predator.
Do these lines have a name?
Seems all big cats have them
look like eyes to me.
What are your pets' nicknames?
For my dog it's Mr. Muckypaws and for my parrot it's Captain Sillybeak
>>2317211
Chichi
Chicharon
Chichabone
Chachers
Lil girl
Lil baby
Lil one
Chicharoni
Pubba
PubbaBone
Puppapooski
Pupperoni
Kiwawa
Kiwa
Chiwa
Chiwawa
Chiaroniboni
My second dog is
Camawoops
Cama-loops
CaramelSwoops
CamelWound
CamelWounder
CamaBoon
CamaBoops
CaramelLoops
CamaRune
>>2317211
I call mine Gugu.
Usually I just call them "Dog(s)". I call the one named Lucy "Lou" sometimes.
What's on my dogs head? Is it bad?
2nd pic
>>2318231
I'm sorry, op. Your dog has only moments left
>>2318234
Really? Is it a tumor
Which kind of Spider is this? It is poisonous or dangerous? I'm from Mexico and I'm sure it's not armed or a druglord
>>2318085
Kill it...you know just to be safe. You can figure out whether or not it's dangerous after you killed it.
Looks pretty hellspawnish. Best kill it.
>>2318085
Ignore the fucking pussies in this thread. It's a spitting spider. Completely harmless.
What are your favourite animals named after other animals?
Eg. Tiger shark, spider monkey, sea horse
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>>2317995
leopard gecko and black bear hamsters
>>2317995
panda bear
https://www.quora.com/Do-parrots-have-a-sense-of-humor/answer/Kathy-Carr?srid=h2TyN
Got a minute? She claims to have an African Grey that understands humor. Is that even possible or exaggerated claims...?
>He would throw a peanut about a foot away to coax a friendly squirrel "you hungry", "c'mon",... When the squirrel was just about to snatch the peanut, he'd put his wings up, yell "Boo!" and chase the squirrel laughing.
>He quickly got the idea of "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song and added his own frog, airplane, tiger, etc... complete with noises. He would laugh at his new additions.
>Sometimes when he poops, he will yell "look out belowwww" and make a bomb noise when it hits. We did not teach him this and don't understand how he would know to do this. He also does the bomb-falling whistle- all to be funny.
>He used to mess with one daughter on her +/- flash cards by telling her the wrong answer (numbers 1-10). He can count, so he could give the correct answer, but then it he couldn't get his laugh at her repeating the wrong answer.
>He also uses humor to try to bring a family member out of crying- either a knock-knock joke, funny noises, silly songs, doing something silly. He makes a concerted effort to use humor as a compassionate tool.
>At times, he will laugh before anyone else at a joke or funny comment or a stumble.
>He initiates noise competitions daily- who can invent the funniest noise or strand of noises. He is purposely inventive - making noises that we cannot duplicate, thus trying to get the best laugh. He will laugh at all good ones including his own- which are funny.
Reading through it could be a mix of the two. African Greys are very vocal and intelligent, so it could be just a way to amuse himself that he knows his family enjoys. He gets some amount of positive feedback and is creative enough to make new noises or funny games. The difference between humor and play in this scenario isn't too big. She may be exaggerating for effect or mis-remembering things for a better story but it's not that outlandish. Lots of animals play games like this.
Lots of animals demonstrate laughter, humor, play.
Probably one of the bases for forming society. You can't build a society without learning to get along.
>>2317924
>If I get 100 likes I'll buy it.
God I hate niggers.