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>>2321070
>>2321072
Why do kittens meow so much?
I've had this guy for about 4 weeks, and he meows at me every time I say something.
Does he just like communicating with me or could there be an issue with him that I should get checked?
>>2320462
Poor guy is probably as stupid as you.
Thinks you know what he is saying
>>2320462
Some cats are just very vocal. My experience tells me the cat is only going to get louder as it reaches puberty, desexed or not.
Trade it in for a quieter kitten if it bothers you. Or you might luck out and it will quiet down if you never acknowledge it's attention meowing.
cats are a lottery and you are fukd
Well not really. But now you need to get him a cat buddy or he'll be a loud fucker forever.
Why do they want to revive the mammoth so much?
>>2320299
Why do you think? Look at that nose! It's the ultimate Jew. A mammoth would be the best doctor.
>>2320299
>they
they think you want them to.
>>2320299
because it would be cool as shit
>a giant rat
>>2319934
neat is that one of those chupacabras?
>>2319934
One of those killed a boy.
>>2319960
Capybaras wouldn't kill anything, source
Just how powerful is the Canada goose?
>>2317064
1 trillion lions vs. canada goose
who wins?
Strong. I raised one from a baby and I was trying to restrain it and it smashed the back of my head with the hard bony part of its wing and it was pretty owie. Not quite as bad as the swans, but I would not want to be on the receiving end of a goose who knew how to use his weaponry.
>>2317070
no contest. goose
>>2317070
Humanity
Frustrated first time puppy owner here.
Just got this 45 day old boxer puppy and it's giving me a hard time. Vet says he's fine, and to come next week for vaccination.
I can't seem to toilet train him. He always has an accident before I get to him. Is it too late to properly train him?
He only drinks milk. Doesn't even like biscuits. Is that normal?
>>2316948
milk?? what? also no you can still pottytrain him..
>>2316952
Got any tips friend? Much appreciated.
>>2316952
Don't give him mill for fuck sake or he will shit like all the time. You don't give milk to young cats and so you do to puppies
If your cat was given the ability to talk, what would they say about you?
not sure what the cat would say about me but she would probably tell you that you're a furfag
It would say "you gonna finish that?"
https://youtu.be/xqBcm9z5Hso
All the time. With everything you eat. Every day. Until you or it dies.
What the fuck is thier problem?
Theyre ornary cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush to brush them with
They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
>>2317926
Goose poster detected, we both know you're lying.
Why do people buy Norwegian Elkhounds?
My mother owned two and I've dated a girl who owned one. I am a dog lover by heart but I cannot stand this breed. They are the dumbest animals I've come across.
>Barks non-stop, usually at nothing or the wind
>They don't like being seen when they do their business, so if they're not an outside dog, they love ruining the floor
>Loves to eat their own feces
>Useless in terms of protection
>Isn't an affectionate breed
>One of the more expensive breeds I've come across
>They all look like inbreds
Why do people get these things?
>>2321333
Because they look kind of wolfish probably
>>2321333
>Barks
At a point in their breeding lineage they were required to have a bark that could be heard from a great distance, and were generally encouraged to bark a lot for you to locate them when out of sight and for watchdog purposes.
Its actually a very easy trait to train out of norwegian spitz-breeds.
>Dont like being seen [...]
This is a non problem, they are perfectly house trainable and will not be a bigger challenge than most other dogs in this regard.
>Isnt affectionate
Not true.
>Expensive
I dont know, depends on where you live I guess. They cost the same as other similar purebreds where I live.
They are good dogs that most likely share their lineage with the norwegian buhund which has been a family companion, herding dog, and watch dog in Norway since at least the viking age.
Are they that bad? When my spitz goes I was looking into another spitz breed that isn't a husky. I've given a little thought about a norwegian elkhound but I've only met one and it was a puppy.
How do you keep your dog from ruining your backyard?
(no digging, just peeing and pooing, and wearing tracks in the grass)
>>2319118
You don't let it outside.
And if it whines you beat its ass
get a cat, the intellectual man's pet. dogs are for dummies and niggers.
Are cairn terriers good dogs?
>>2320827
This is on par with asking if blue is a good color.
all dogs are good dogs
>>2321099
Not true. Most are, but not all. Just like anything else, sometimes their fucked up!
Doggo here
Why are humans allowed to post on /an/?
bad dog
because we have hands
My fuckhead roommate left the backdoor and gate open while I was out taking care of some errands and my cat got out. He's usually afraid of going outside so he's probably freaking out right now. A neighbor said he saw him walking across his lawn earlier, so I know he's still in the neighborhood somewhere.
How does one go about looking for a lost cat/luring him back?
Put something that smells like your cat outside. Dirty litter is the best, but if your cat has a blanket or something he often cuddles with that could work too.
i'm so sorry anon
can you let the door open or a window and put something that smelled like your cat beside the door or window (toy or a pillow) also a lot of snacks
>>2320752
This and/or something that smells strongly of their favorite person like bedsheets that have been slept in.
Don't leave food out because that can attract other animals that might scare your cat off
is this animal torture?
No, it's photoshopped.
>>2311931
Tiger, tiger, youre so fat
You look like a spoiled cat
Tiger, tiger youre so thicc
Fat and orange as a spic
Tiger, tiger show me who
Gave too much food to you
Tiger, tiger, tell me true
This can't be a normal zoo
Tiger, tiger, what can i do
To save you from these poo in loos
What is the most beautiful thing in the material universe?
>>2311576
You are.
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