itt feel free to ask me anything about evolution or ecology
What is the evolutionary advantages of tonsils? They just get infected and fuck my shit up.
>believing in evolution
Dogs are retarded wolves. Humans created dogs to love us, what's more creepy than that? Like think about it, basically what we did is we took a pack of self-sufficient, deft, majestic hunters and killed all the ones who didn't LIKE US. Because we needed a thing to help us hunt, and wolves don't want to. So generation after generation we killed and force bred them so much that they started to get retarded, their ears became floppy, and they stayed in a stupid juvenile state. "What's happening to the dogs?" "I don't know but whatever let's just keep doing it cause I need a slave". Now dogs aren't even hunters, they're just there to love us. *And that's what we select for*. We pick the dogs that like us. I remember like a year ago I met my family friends dog and it immediately when up to me and flopped over on its belly in front of me. And for the first time a dogs trust wasn't endearing it was creepy. Like you don't know me I could just stomp on your stomach right now, I've done nothing to earn your trust. But he was MADE to love me. The dog is a SLAVE. Built into it's very DNA to be a slave, and to LOVE BEING A SLAVE. A slave to our own NARCISSISTIC EGOS. Like if I went to the antebellum south 200 years ago (or today) and was like I have this potion that makes your slave LOVE being a slave, love YOU for ordering him around. They would be like hell yea give me that.
I'm an atheist but if anything could be considered an ABOMINATION AGAINST GOD it's dogs. It would be best to just let them die out and forget we ever created anything so hideous.
Cats are superior because they aren't slaves, you have to earn their trust.
Lol ok fag
pasta
Scenario:
You see posters in your neighborhood for a lost pet with photos. Some days later you come across said pet. It is clearly dead.
Do you:
a) call the owners and tell them the bad news so they can retrieve the body and have some closure
or
b) don't say or do anything and let them continue with the hope their pet may still be alive and doing well and may one day return home to them
Tough call imo.
It's better for them to move on, and know what happened to their pet. It's not something that happens often, I mean, knowing what happened to our qt.
return it to them and demand the reward of course
scavenger hunt
Aren't turtles amphibians?
>>2470214
Human's evolved from dolphins because we both have a descended larynx
I,uh.. I don't have any friends, but here's a few from family members and strangers
>bread's fine for ducks
>is that a bird?
>s that a turkey?
>is that a owl?
>is that a cockatoo
>geckos need sand
>10 gallon tank is fine for an oranda
>fish don't feel
>birds are stupid
>my cat needs to be outside it's natural
>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely
>>2470223
>>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely
spot the pretentious vegan
What kind of bite is this? Occurred in central Florida yesterday morning and it's only getting worse and hurting more. I didn't see what bit me, it had a white posture that I popped and now it's swollen to the size of a baseball.Entire left arm is sore and the swollen area is really tender and warm.
Idk where to ask this so I just came here
Someone told me chigger or brown recluse
>>2469600
>chigger
lol, more like ni**er
>>2469602
What
definitely not a chigger. could be a tick bite but i kind of doubt it, i would be inclined to think spider as well. not necessarily a brown recluse.
reefs are gay edition
old thread:
>>2465333
Discuss anything aquarium related here, including inhabitants, decor and issues.
Google is your friend.
Feel free to ask questions but know that there are a lot of resources out there that could answer your question a lot faster and accurately than /an/.
Make sure to include these things in your post before asking because we can't help you if we don't have the full picture:
-tank size (include dimensions, not just volume)
-parameters (ammonia, nitrate, nitrite, pH, GH, KH)
-any and all inhabitants + how long you've had them
Links:
Tank Cycling:
https://www.petcha.com/freshwater-aquarium-cycling/
https://www.petcha.com/fishless-aquarium-cycling-method/
Care Guides:
>http://seriouslyfish.com/
Plants and Animals for sale:
>http://www.petsolutions.com/
>http://www.aquabid.com/
>http://www.liveaquaria.com/
Discord:
>http://discord.gg/NkUApvw
i`m about to get a cat. is there anything i should know?
Enjoy getting your toes bit when ypu sleep.
>>2467096
that sounds adorable
>>2467094
Cats go meow.
woah easy on the carrots bugs
>>2466666
checked
>>2466666
I'm not fat and only eat Pringles.
>>2466666
Such chub
*blocks your path*
Walk past it and pay it little attention. It can't seriously hurt me and only a sad, twisted person would attack such a comparatively helpless animal.
>>2466371
>>2466371
Fuck these angry feathery pricks. If a goose steps to me I'm kicking it 10 times out of 10.
Why are Japanese animals cuter than the regular ones?
>>2465598
Because you're a weeb
They aren't. Cottontails are much cuter.
Only cuter animals that they have above anyone is those flying squirrels. Even their wolves were shitty.
>>2465598
It's literally just a shitty fucking rabbit you weeb. Throw it in a stew.
ANIMALS MAKING FUNNY FACES THREAD GO
>>2465091
>>>2465089
>>2465092
If you own a dog post its picture in this thread so everyone can share in the love.
Pic related is my 14 month old English Shepherd.
My 9 year old golden, his snout is starting to get white and he's grumbling a lot more in his sleep but he's still as energetic as ever.
>>2460742
My 5 year old pound mutt. All I know is that he's a "lab mix" but I have no idea what else. He's a good boy.
>>2460765
Fug idk why the picture is flipped
Can we climb it? Yes we can: edition
previously on /herp/ >>2441765
Reptile classifieds for finding breeders of various scaled and sundry creatures
>kingsnake.com
>faunaclassifieds.com
>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)
>caudata.org for newts, salamanders and lots more amphibians
>Also check to see if there are any annual reptile shows/expos in your area as these are good places to find good animals from good breeders at partial discount
/herp/ officially official all purpose care sheet of wonder and magic
>sand a shit
>use a thermostat
>read all the caresheets
>set up your tank before you get your herp
>regulate temps & humidity levels prior to herp arrival
>do not fuck with (handle) your herp for at least 7 days after bringing it home and ideally wait until herp has eaten at least one meal (for snakes), two meals for lizards, frogs, etc.
>PVC tanks are way better for most applications and worth the extra money
>it is best to avoid chain pet stores when looking to purchase live animals as mass breeder suppliers are not especially careful about health and sound genetics... it often saves you money long term to spend a little extra up front to get a healthy animal
>Jump Start (formerly Hydrofarm) thermostat is a good basic and inexpensive thermostat for regulating ceramic heat emitters and under tank heaters (Amazon sells it)
>if you want something more advanced for temperature control, look at Herpstat products
arboreal tree corn snake
>>2459337
And another. Friendly reminder that when you give colubrids -and pretty much any snake for that matter- things to climb, they will climb it.
This guy is selling this fish on some Facebook fish group
Is it still alive?
How much?
wow
>>2448522