Any tips on getting my dog to eat more slowly? Due to a suspected history of past abuse, he frantically horks his food down in less than 15 seconds and I've tried as many tricks as I could read/think of: getting a slow feeder bowl, putting a big ass rock in his bowl, etc. I tried spreading his food across a muffin tin tonight and instead of eating out of each cup, chewing and swallowing, then moving on to the next, he would slurp every single bit of kibble down AS he moved. He never chewed.
What do I do? I'm terrified of him choking or getting bloated and dying.
>>2366010
Im not sure theres any way to force him to chew unless you make him eat with a muzzle on
The best you could do is feed him small amounts at a time but that wouldnt really help his fear
OH
Feed him whole meat? Big chunks that he's got to rip up?
Or feed him whole meat you pre-shred into very small slivers for him. I suppose you could pre-crush the kibble too.
>>2366010
depending on how rough he his with his stuff, you can get a toy he has to play with to release the food. basically, things that are like bottles with holes in them that have to roll to get any food out of.
Another thing you could do, if you have the time, is just use his food for training. Basically it's hand feeding him without feeling like you are wasting as much time since you are working together.
Hey /an/ name my hedgehog
Captain Faptain
>>2365997
Spoonsby "Softbelly" Wormington
>>2365999
Ugh.
What a waste :(
What does it mean when a dog licks your lips? I have a dog that every fucking morning she comes running into my run, jumps on my bed and she starts fucking licking my lips frantically.
a) that's gross
b) it means your dog is asserting its dominance over you
b) also you're a cuck to be subservient to your pet
>>2365959
>being this autistic
She loves you
She's saying good morning to you every morning and saying I love you and Im happy you're awake so we can chill again
The behavior stems from pups licking adults' mouths for food
Before you go
>hur durs I dont give them food from my mouth
You *do* provide them food
Also, many expressions we are have a totally different source. Smiling is a fear/threat thing in primates. For us it's a "I dont fear you" which becomes "We are friendly"
Your doggo basically sees you as a provider and someone they trust/love.
She probably wants your dick man
hi
>>2365896
I hated these things at first, but I think I'm going to get one ironically now. maybe breed them too
SMASHED
>>2366003
>implying you could afford a $20,000 dog or the $5000 frozen sperm to feed your dog
So is this a meme or does using this while cleaning actually turns away bugs?
>>2365721
I dip entire ponies in vats of the stuff and there's been no problems since. Must be something to it.
>>2365723
>I dip entire ponies in vats of the stuff
are you for real?
Yeah but it's true for all vinegar inc plain white distilled. ACV should be saved for the kitchen.
acetic acid is also good for regulating blood sugar when taken internally
Is this a psilocybin mushroom? Or is it a carte?
More
A little more
If it is, it looks like Psilocybe Cyanescens. Take a spore print. Looking for purple/grey or purple/black spores.
I am not an expert, just a retard with a mushroom book.
Scientists discover wax worms can eat polyethylene: the type of plastic in plastic bags.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/04/wax-worms-eat-plastic-polyethylene-trash-pollution-cleanup/
Some enzyme in the worm breaks down the plastic so scientists were making worm mush and smearing them on plastic. This is great and; biodegrading plastic. But is it ethical? Wax worms arw kawaii af.
>>2365490
Who would win?
Humans
or
Waxworms
There'a your answer
>>2365490
I wonder if this means vegans can no longer use plastic products because worms could be used commercially to break it down
>>2365490
This is actually amazing
We've solved the recycling problem! The massive amounts of dead moth we have will be fertilizer/pet food/people food
Why are termites always getting BTFO by ants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnJm4kSIAA
>>2365310
>slow with short, stubby legs
>squishy bodies
>less aggressive
>no stingers
>workers are pretty much incapable of fighting
They don't really stand much of a chance
>>2365316
Antz made termites look so threatening
>>2365317
That was just ant propaganda.
PARACERATHERIUM FUCK YEAH!!
>>2365230
BIG BOY!
>>2365230
I wish megafuana were still a thing. So many fucking cool big ass animals. Pleistocene America was nuts.
>>2365296
then men with pointy sticks killed them.
such is life
Cockatiel are the scum of animals and they all should be put down, tame ones and wild ones.
I now claim this as the new seal thread.
I've been having to put off feeding my wild birds for this past winter because of money issues but I recovered and I finally cleaned and refilled my feeders and now there is an entire flock of dark eyed juncos feeding regularly every day. I love these little guys.
>>2365133
Your juncos look different than ours. Yours are more black and ours are browner.
>>2365134
truly fascinating
>>2365133
I love feeding birds! At my feeder I have seen juncos, cardinals, house finches, Brown headed cowbirds, mourning doves, house sparrows, and grackles.
Ok tell me how badly I fucked up /an/
>at parents house
>parents have big dog
>big dog uncovers rabbit den in yard
>baby rabbits are miraculously unharmed
>my mother is extremely upset at the possibility of these baby rabbits dying
>parent rabbits nowhere to be seen
>mother relocates rabbits to a box
>dumps them in a hole in another in a different part of yard
What's going to happen? How bad did we fuck up these rabbits?
>>2365088
theyre probably dead but dw about it. wild rabbits are a problem in most places in the world- plus letting a litter die is not going to upset the ecosystem in any way whatsoever.
you can feel bad about it but its really not that big of a deal
You should just raise them in a cyclone fence in the yard. Start a rabbit farm and youll have sustainable meat all the time
>>2365094
I can guarantee they are alive
Literally just was looking at them
Yo, what the fuck is this, mississippibros?
In my expert opinion that wolf spider is obviously either a venomous duck, or an antique book case.
My money is on the bookcase.
>>2365031
Ok, I wasn't sure. Most wolf spiders in my area are pretty small, so this one surprised the hell out of me. What type of wolf spider is it? It's markings were dark, so I can't be sure.
>>2365043
>Most wolf spiders in my area are pretty small
They can get pretty big, and have a hell of a jump.
Harmless, though, and they eat the fuck out of nuisance bugs.
Anyone else have outdoor snakes? I want to keep them outside because it's more natural for them, plus they can eat birds and mice that come in the yard! But I've already lost three and I don't know why? I walked down my fence line three times and I can't find any holes or the ground dug up anywhere. What's up?? How do you keep your snakes in your yard?
Is this board a magnet for the monumentally retarded?
/an/ never was good, but I don't ever remember having to sort through this much stupid shit.
>>2364782
Anon, it's just bait, chill
There's people who'll probably bite though
where's that picture when you need it
outdoor_snake.jpg
My Dog is going to get put down today. He's 19 this month.
Can you guys post some cute shit to cheer me up?
>>2364725
Im sorry anon
I know it's hated, but leddit has a good sub for this called Eyebleach https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/