Why doesn't /an/ believe Temple Grandin's hypothesis that all animals are inherently autistic?
I have an alternative theory that all animals have asperger's syndrome
I have a hypothesis that all white people are autistic.
Is this true?
of course animals will be autistic in human fucking psychology system what the fuck. Like they are not even aware of themselves. Like even humans are not aware of themselves till 10-25.
How to stop dog from doing this
>>2393432
You should rape it
>>2393432
Give it dog toys and dog puzzles.
>>2393451
Tie to bed and fck
What's up with this autistic horse meme anyway? I've ridden horses since I was a wee lad and I've never in my life heard anyone mention horse autism outside this board.
Does he like Sonic the Hedgehog?
I've been approached by a colleague to set up an animal shelter with him. At first I was very excited, as I've been in related business for years and I'm sick of seeing Jews run the show. However, some of the first words he said was that it would be a for profit shelter as opposed to a nonprofit organization. Of course I pointed out my concerns, that it would be to line pockets and the public would rip us to shreds over it. But he had told me that a for profit could, under the right management, be even less Jewish than the nonprofit ones and can make more money than nonprofits to pump back into the business. The stocks could also be used to help start up costs instead of relying on grants and having to do dirty work for grant money (things like pushing euthanasia for animals owned by certain groups of people or only offering spay/neuter for particular breeds).
What does /an/ think about the possibility of a for profit 'public' shelter as opposed to a private one?
I should note that this potential project is not at any means far along production. I would still need to look into areas where a shelter would not just be needed but would flourish. It's at like an infant stage in the process currently.
>dude the jews lmao
what an excellent business proposal
>>2392570
uh huh okay soo......
how the fuck do you expect to make money with dirty street mutts and aggressive pitbulls?
Post cool albinos
>>2392538
1488
>>2392601
Is that real?
previous thread >>2378282
check out an anon's guide to snek measurement the accurate (pretty close) way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-ewkrk6QM
/herp/ reptile classifieds for finding breeders of various scaled and sundry creatures
>kingsnake.com
>faunaclassifieds.com
>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)
>Also check to see if there are any annual reptile shows/expos in your area as these are good places to find good animals from good breeders at partial discount
/herp/ officially official all purpose care sheet of wonder and magic
>sand a shit
>use a thermostat
>read all the caresheets
>set up your tank before you get your herp
>regulate temps & humidity levels prior to herp arrival
>do not fuck with (handle) your herp for at least 7 days after bringing it home and ideally wait until herp has eaten at least one meal (for snakes), two meals for lizards, frogs, etc.
>PVC tanks are way better for most applications and worth the extra money
>it is best to avoid chain pet stores when looking to purchase live animals as mass breeder suppliers are not especially careful about health and sound genetics... it often saves you money long term to spend a little extra up front to get a healthy animal
>Jump Start (formerly Hydrofarm) thermostat is a good basic and inexpensive thermostat for regulating ceramic heat emitters and under tank heaters (Amazon sells it)
>if you want something more advanced for temperature control, look at Herpstat products
Eldritch horro- I mean galapagos marine iguana. Yes this animal exists. No this picture is not fake.
I just wanted you guys to meet my little buddy
>>2393190
I love that meme
>>2393167
Post a pic of his cage. I don't trust people to take proper care of these things at all.
>>2393167
i use to have a Siberian hamster. Angry little fucker nipped me. For some days it let me handle it and we were friends. Then it nipped be again.
Plan on moving out of my parents house soon and pets arent allowed. Pretty sure an aquarium is Oke though. I was thinking about getting some crabs. They seen Fun and i can make a Nice tank for them. Anyone experience with crabs?
Was thinking about getting a tank like pic related. Also What species is best?
This board is nor very active. Never had a crab before, how expensive can one of those tanks be?
>>2393165
I'm assuming you don't want a hermit crab, but if you do, do your research. They require more involved care than a lot of people think, and most people actually treat theirs like shit through sheer ignorance.
For beginners, the red claw crab is a good alternative. Do note that it is a brackish species. A lot of places and guides will tell you they are freshwater and they can survive in it, but really do a lot better in brackish conditions. There's also the common myth that they can be a good fit for a community tank, but they'll kill fish easily. Best to keep them on their own.
Its been one year since this beautiful ape was slaughtered,
This is a safe space to talk about how harambes death effected you.
Fuck off
>>2392238
Ffs go away
>>2392248
i understand your anger i am angry too
So I'm watching my girlfriends hamster for a month.
Holy fuck it's wheel is the loudest goddamn shit in the world. What wheel do I get so I can sleep?
I put her in my closet and shes still loud as fuck, I think my roommates will complain soon.
>>2392035
/an/ is a slow board
I'm not sure which is a good brand, but there are silent spinners on the market. Dig around Amazon for one with good reviews.
As for other noises, that's just what happens with them. Keep plenty of crap for them to chew on if biting on the cage is an issue.
>>2392016
oil that wheel up
post similar pls
>Monkey
Oh no you looked me in the eyes, time to rip your fucking face off
>Parrot and parakeet
I require specific 5 month step by step bullshit to not constantly just pinch your fucking nerve endings because unlike mammals my brain is fucking obnoxious to cope with
>Wasp and hornet
If I go near you, YOU are violating the NAP
dinos>kaijus>>dragons
>>2389901
the plural of kaiju doesn't have an s, you dumbfuck gaijin
>>2389901
Theropods=dragons > everything else
Get some fucking taste
Yeah, I was going to get one of those harness things from ruffwear but they're $80 and I have two dogs, one of which is only 2 months old
Second hand
>>2389469
don't bother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQHt1zkPRaM
"50,000 thousand people used to live here...now it's a goose town."
>>2384240
Fuck those things. They're violent and their shit gets everywhere.
>>2384250
Reminds me of at least one other species...
oh yeah, Homo sapiens
How to feed:
https://lafeber.com/vet/rabbit-care/
How to language: http://language.rabbitspeak.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t-is-what-my-bun-demands-of-me/
Old thread: >>2328494
Today's Question? What did you get your bun for Easter? I bought him a mouse, seesaw, and some Tim Burton floor tiles.
What to feed rabbits: carrots
What to feed mice: cheese
>>2359051
THICC
>>2359074
HNNNG