Has /an/ ever made their own animals before? I'm looking to start making my own animals from scratch and any advice would be appreciated. I don't want to make humans
>>2408056
I'm a farmer. I make animals every season, but then I eat them.
>>2408094
How do you make animals without having any animals to start with?
>>2408105
It's not polite to ask about someone's business.
What is the best dinosaur, and why it it ankylosaurus?
>>2403933
Ankylosaurus because it's your favorite and you're an important and interesting person.
Triceratops is best because I am easily triggered self absorbed egomaniac with an inferiority complex and anger issues
>>2403933
Cool chia pet man.
Hi /an/, didn't see a general shroom in the catalog, so instead of making many separate treads for every type we encounter and would like to share and or identify ill be setting this one as a general for all types of fungus. (Mold is welcome too i guess)
I'm currently living in an old house with a nice garden, in the middle of the rainy season over here, i'm getting to see lots of clusters of very similar mushrooms almost every day, and even inside my house too, pic related.
>inb4 pls clean your house
Ones from my backyard.
Id like to know what species are they and if i shouldn't be touching them.
I'm in Buenos Aires, Argentina, I forgot to mention.
>it's another watch animals get eaten alive episode
>>2412220
Does Discovery Channel still do that or is it all Reality TV now?
>feel a slight tingling in my pants
And that's when I turn it off and feel deeply ashamed.
>>2412220
>death metal blaring
>shaking phone camera
>tank unsuited for the species kept
>dirty room
Can we have that thread where we name an animal that starts with the last letter of the name of the animal posted before?
please no eagle spam
Lizard
>>2412029
Dodo
You're just setting yourself up for disappointment in the meme-loving faggots on this board. And you're dragging me down with you.
Dog.
>>2412033
ostrich
This crow just randomly appeared and he wont leave or stop cawing. I feed him a hotdog a day because he won't eat anything else.
How do I make him leave without hurting him :(
>>2411787
probably just get that broom and spank his cloaca
also use that broom to clean up a bit. your yard is a dump.
Call a wildlife rehabber or the govt wildlife service.
>>2411787
Let crow stay, he will be best friend. All other friend will abandon you, not crow friend. Crow friend is friend for life. He just want hot dog. Dont deprive crow friend of hot dog please.
Why does WD40 kill spiders so well? I spray the spiders in my basement with wd40 and they die just a few seconds later. They crawl away for a few seconds, sometimes their legs start to straighten out, and then they just stop moving. Last night one crawled away, but then it sort of stood up and just fell on its face.
>>2411751
you cover their bodies in oil so they cannot breathe
>>2411756
I doubt thats it, spiders have book lungs not spiracles like insects
>>2411764
You fill it's luns with oil dammit
Try inhaling a sustained spray of wd40 ( a whole fucking bottle to compensate for differences in body weight), see how well you breathe afterwards
Any chili growers here?
I've set up a growlight in a green house to overwinter my crop this year. Is a 450W full spec LED growlight going to produce enough heat to keep the chili's happy or do I need temperature control?
Im also looking for any interesting chilis I can grow. 'Peter 's Pickled Pepper' is a top seller for me. Recommend me some strange peppers.
Ive picked up a few seeds already.
I've got some Thai peppers and some bullet habaneros that I'm working on. Thai peppers are already in, and the habanero plant is starting to grow buds.
>>2411581
those chilis look like prolapsed anuses
Help me an I think my cat a gay
>>2411577
You posted this last week, fuck off.
Remember to put sage in the options field, guys.
>>2411577
Ay b0ss
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
My mother threw our oldest dog a 16th birthday party
Awesome. That pooch is in good hands.
>>2411500
Why do you have 4dogs
Cute, nice mommy.
>>2411463
robber fly
flying recluse
>>2411463
Eldritch horror.
This is my five-year-old purebred Arabian. His name is Valentine.
>>2411235
Had an tennesee walker and quarter horse when I was younger. Beautiful animals I was just incredibly allergic so I couldn't do anything with them :/
>>2411240
Aw I'm sorry to hear! They are great animals though
There's a horse general. This is a pretty slow board overall.
Is that your first horse?
Old school jokes and funny tales. Post answers to riddles.
A guy is digging a hole in his yard. His neighbor approaches...
>Hey neighbor, what are you doing?
I'm burying my goldfish
>That's a big hole for a goldfish.
Yea. He's inside your cat.
What's the deal with woodchucks? They don't chuck wood?
*queue seinfeld music*
>>2411126
>Seinfeld music
Kid wants a bass guitar dad says ok, but your taking lessons every Saturday
First saturday, dad asks what did you learn?
> How to tune it and the first five notes on the E string
Second Saturday dad asks what did you learn?
>First five notes on the A string and the right way to coil the cord
Third Saturday kid doesn't come home untill 3am. Dad asks where the hell were you? Your music teacher called.
>I don't need any more lessons, I got a gig.
The discord server has some top tier OC.
Is it just me or are these things worse-looking than a lot of purebred dogs? How can anybody be proud of breeding these monstrosities? They don't even look like birds anymore and need to be put out of their misery.
>>2410714
I agree, they're not nearly SMASHED and SLAMMED enough
>>2410714
>>2410725
>>2410725
Is this the closest a budgie can get to being SMASHED and SLAMMED?
Guys, I need advice: I picked this pup yesterday from the streets, and I don't know anything about taking care about newborn dogs, I think that he might not be even a month old, his teeth are just starting to grow. He is not adventurous and he can barely walk. I've been giving him warm milk from a feeding bottle every time that he cries since yesterday and he is sleeping in a tiny box with clothes inside of it to keep him warm (will post pic)
I'd go to the vet but since we are on weekends no vet is open right now.
What exactly do I have to do to keep him alive?
>>2410564
Bring him to an animal shelter. Unlike kittens, someone would probably take in a newborn puppy and care for it.
>>2410566
In my country animal shelters don't exist, and I want to take care of him; that's why I need advice :/
Edit: just saw a red insect ( I assume that it's some kind of lice or something like that) crawling on his face, tried to catch it, I couldn't.
And he has those black dots on his hair all around his eyes and down his jaw, could those be eggs?