>Enter university right out of high school >Be a complete

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>Enter university right out of high school
>Be a complete social retard with a side of fat/unkempt/ugly
>Become slightly less socially retarded over time
>Start working out
>Losing weight
>Finish university
>Start working shit part time jobs
>Becoming less retarded/personal upkeep improves
>Land government intern job
>Social skills/appearance greatly improving
>Lose job
>Can't afford to move out
>Unemployed for nine months
>Seven interviews and zero call-backs
>Still a virgin at 26 years old
>Most women on Tinder/POF are single mothers or "NODRAMA"s
>Slowly turning into depressed, unemployed gamer fuck

Did I wait too long to unfuck myself? I'm legit trying to get my shit together but I don't know what I'm doing wrong