Where to find wingman? I've never had a friend that wants

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Where to find wingman?

I've never had a friend that wants to help me get laid. I've had a few girlfriends that say they want to see me open up and get over my fear of one-night stands or random hook-ups, but then of course whenever it comes down to a situation where I could use a wingman they get jealous.

Now I"m single, truly single and on my own, for the first time in almost 10 years. I want to fuck around, but I feel really weird and desperate going places with the intent of making some ladies night, without some sort of person to talk to in between females. Ya know?

All the people I work with are older, and either married or completely broken by the fact they are too old to impress anyone. Too long here and I'll become someone like them.

I want to become a manwhore but feel like I need friends. I have no male friends, and my male relatives settled a while ago and are sad and fat.

wat do