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My gf denys masturbating but I found some suspicious panties, does she masturbate?
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>>18647589
Describe the taste.
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Lol OP is retarded
>Responding to b8 thread
I'm retarded too
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>>18647589
That doesn't prove anything as all women stain their underwear after a while. It's called discharge/mucus.
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She probably touches herself. Don't be insecure, she probably thinks about other and multiply guys. Is she cheating on you?
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Yes she does.
You need to sit cross legged on a chair in a darkened room and wait for her to turn up.
Have the panties balled up on your hand. As she enters and pauses as she sees you, say nothing, just scowl for 10 seconds (count it out in your head) At the moment she opens her mouth to talk throw the panties with force at her face.
Now you must immediately stand up, grab the panties and smoosh the soiled section into her nose while holding the back of her head.
Repeat in a strong and aggressive voice "look at this" "look what you've made me do"
The problem should resolve.
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All women have normal vaginal discharge. My panties look the same too. The amount of discharge is different from woman to woman and depends on the time of their cycle too. Cannot base your suspicion on this.
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That is so fucking gross what the fuck is that.
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>>18647589
looks more like stains of leaked semen
my condolences anon
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>>18647589
this is just discharge, my panties look like that after a day of wearing them.
stop being so insecure op
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>>18647642
>>18647685
>>18647700
What the hell is discharge?
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>>18647701
It's excess Chad cum
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>>18647701
This. What the fuck.
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what am i looking at
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All these virgins here who've obviously never had a girlfriend.
Girls underwear often looks like this.
Stuff leaks out. It's why girls make such a big deal about clean panties
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>>18647718
>Stuff leaks out
What did he mean by this? No seriously.
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>>18647721
it's cum anon
they dont want to let you know
roastie mafia or something
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>>18647705
>>18647701
Vaginas are self cleaning. They clean themselves out every minute of every day of any excess bacteria and junk they don't need. This results in discharge from the vaginal canal. It's a natural process all women go through, but varies in amount lady to lady, and other factors play into the amount too such as where you are on your period cycle.

God I hate the state of sex education.
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>>18647724
So women literally leak 24/7 from their vaginas? Seriously?
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>>18647721
>>18647705
>>18647701
>>18647724
http://kidshealth.org/en/teens/vdischarge2.html

>>18647729
Yes.
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>>18647729
don't tell me you only just realized this.
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>>18647729
only whores
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>>18647729
Though I should note it's not a constant stream or anything, and is almost always in small amounts unless you have some sort of infection. OP's pic looks like a daily pair of underwear for me. That's what it looks like after 1 day of use.
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>>18647730
>>18647731
>>18647732
>>18647735
I'm sorry but that is so disgusting. This fundamentally changed my view on women. They're more gross than men in certain ways. Why don't they teach us this crap?
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>>18647738
Lol enjoy your new sexuality anon.
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>>18647738
well you can always be gay, good luck
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>>18647735
>OP's pic looks like a daily pair of underwear for me
>daily
>That's what it looks like after 1 day of use.
>daily
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>>18647745
never said it doesn't suck
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do women feel the leak
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>>18647735
Why is it yellow?
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>people can't into basic vagina
Jesus fucking Christ man.
It's not that hard. We have the internet now. Educate yourself about women's parts. It can really help with making feel better about you as a mate.

>gf nervous about getting her period
>feels disgusting when she's on it because she thinks I'll freak out
>tfw I prepared up and knew what to do when it came to back pains and hot flashes
>make her feel comfortable
>give a me bj, lay down a towel and she lets me lay down the redwood
Internet research also helped me fond the g-spot.

And they don't have to know you look this shit. It's the perfect ruse.
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>>18647701
It's the opposite of dat charge.
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>>18647748
do men feel that cum drop in the pants after fap?
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>>18647753
the color and consistency varies. it can be clear, white or yellowish
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>>18647745
Yup. That's about normal.
>>18647753
Color changes depending on certain factors. Diet, cycle, infection. Mine is pretty yellow when I'm about a week out from my period. Turns brown right before (though the brown "discharge" is actually just blood that's starting it's way down.)
>>18647748
I don't feel it coming out, but after I go to the bathroom and put the panties back on that moist spot is cold sometimes though, you feel that.
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>>18647738
Because talking about genitals will make you engage in premarital sex and have children out of wedlock and damn your immortal soul to hell.
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>>18647589
girls discharge normally throughout the course of their day, that's normal
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>this whole thread
You folks made me so much more confident, I'm not kidding.

I have been viewing women as these clean beautiful angles while the reality is that they're more disgusting than me.

The school faculty should be hung smdh.
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>>18647776
So you gonna go suck some dick now or what? lol
Or are you going asexual? Genuinely curious.
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>>18647776
in case you didnt notice, vaginas are holes looking at the ground
it's all in your mind the value you give to it
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>>18647780
Nah, I'm just gonna remind myself of this whenever I'm around women. It's like a fucking joke. Here I am, insecure because I think they're so beautiful and clean.

I literally cringed because op's pic was so disgusting.

Now this is, this is an eye opener. I have to redpill all my friends. They're probably gonna laugh at me because they most likely already know this I guess.

This is fucking hilarious. I'm in an emotional roller coaster right now.

Holy shit
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>>18647793
i see only darkness in your future, i already smell the "are you leaking right now bitch" line into your next approach
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>>18647793
in this case, this was good for you. Putting pussy on a pedestal was never gonna be good for you. We are normal people just like you, we've all got our shit, we're all gross, we're all human it's a fact of life.

You're gonna have a much easier time dating now mate, so long as you don't 180 and just totally start REEEing at women telling them how disgusting they are on the first date lol.
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>>18647589
Is that shitstain?
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Human bodies are disgusting and to think otherwise is fooling yourself
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>>18647738
We ain't nuthin but mammals.
I love the scent of a womans parts. You may be gay.
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>retarded fucks like op get gfs and i dont

weeeeee
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>>18647738
We have dickcheese and nocturnal emissions. Mammals leak all kind of fluids, they're oily and gross and that's life.
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>>18647911
>dickcheese
I didn't even know that this was a thing before you posted it.

Nocturnal emissions is basically 16k HD VR porn.
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>>18647911
>dickcheese
only uncut dicks get this and its nasty
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>>18647916
>girls are icky!

I'll keep plowing them regardless
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>>18647921
Only if you are scared of water
But lets not turn this into an uncut vs cut thread
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>>18647943
eh why not though? This post has already derailed into shitposting anyway lol might as well have some lulz with the "muh dick is better than ur dick" shitters
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>>18647759
Kek, underrated post
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ITT: Uneducated virgins
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>>18647730
Ew I'd rather stick with butthole now
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If women have what's effectively a runny nose between their legs can they also 'blow' it to force out a lot of discharge at once?
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>>18648455
Bump for answer
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>>18647724

Maybe "lady" isn't the appropriate word. Maybe it is "bacteria leaking monster".

>>18647738

What would happen if the world knew that women are the gross ones?

>>18647793

and they eat cum, also. How gross is this?
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>>18648455
No they don't. Some girl on /fit/ posted this but I showed it to my gf she wasn't so sure it would work for her (she didn't want to try anyway).
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>>18647760
Yeah it's like PVA glue
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>>18647693
I have worked in the underwear industry for years and I can confirm this is definitely semen. Poor guy
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>>18647921
What? I'm not cut and never seen dick cheese in my life. I'm not even particularly clean
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>>18648478
preach anon preach
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>>18647701
a great punk band.
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>>18649466
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lol idiot
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>>18647589
You know how you drool when you open your mouth?
Women have two mouths and one can't be closed.
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>>18647738
>Why don't they teach us this crap
Because of parents.
I'm a pediatrician and one family were worried about the genitalia of their newborn son, because his balls weren't in the sack.
I'd understand if the mother didn't know, but the father was surprised when he found out that balls "migrate".
SexEd should have more than 'insert penis into vagina to get baby"
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>>18647738
Just wait till you hear what's coming out of their noses
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>>18647730
Cool. Thanks for that link, Anon.
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Next time I order used panties off the Internet, I'll have them label the package "educational tools".
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>femanon here
we cum all the time, whether we masturbate or not. it's squishy, gooey, and very uncomfortable. we cannot control it, it just happens. it's basically our vagina getting rid of bacteria that doesn't belong there. our panties look like that at the end of the day whether we want it to or not. that's all the time, not just from masturbating.
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>>18650641
Except they never close either mouth. In poor ops case, she opened both mouthes wide open for Tyrone and now is trying to pass it off as "normal discharge". Poor OP... Getting cucked this hard.
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>>18650853
>they never close either mouth
What do you use your dick for?
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>>18650881
Plugging one of those holes that women never shut.
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>>18647589
Is there something wrong with women masturbating? Maybe she isn't admitting it because you're acting like she shouldn't be
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>>18648455
I wish. If we could hold it back and expel it whenever we wanted the tampon industry would go out of business. You could in theory keegle it out over time to speed it up a little bit, but it's still just a slow process of working it's way down and out.

>>18650651
lmfao my mom's a delivery nurse and had a couple worry about the same thing. She had another new mother ask "So when do babies start pooping?" when my mom responded "uhh, immediately?" the lady freaked out crying that the nanny wasn't gonna be there for another week.
Woman for 1 didn't think her kid was gonna start shitting for a week, and 2 refused to ever change her own kids diaper?

My mom has told me many times that the only thing she's learned after 30 years in the field is that some people just need to not have kids ever.
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>>18651131
Makes you wonder how humans ever surevived in the wild huh?
Little over 100 years of having electricity and comforts and we degenerate into morons
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>>18651138
Yup lol we got too comfortable man.
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>>18647642
Wow that explains a lot
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>>18647753
It usually turns to a cream or yellow color if he pulled them out of the dirty clothes hamper. It's white to clear when it comes out of the body, but turns yellow to cream when it's been sitting in a hamper overnight once it dries out.
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>>18647776
How old are you? 10?
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>>18647793
Women shit too. They fart too.

Did you know that at least?
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This thead is why 2D girls are the best
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>Don't normally visit /adv/
>Come here because I am extra bored
>Open threads that have more than 2 replies
>Find this thread full of anons buttblasted about basic female anatomy and hygiene

kek
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>>18648529
>Rhxqxzx.jpg
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>>18651458
Welcome to /adv/
It's overrun with r9k fags who think they need 2 boards to pretend to be retarded in and reee about how icky women are.
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>>18647589

WHO

CARES

NIGGER
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>>18647701
>>18647705

Mods, these are clearly underage boys. Please intervene.
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>>18651138
We survived because women then picked efficient males, mainly autistic ones.
http://www.cracked.com/article_20905_5-brain-disorders-that-started-as-evolutionary-advantages_p2.html
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