How do I go about letting my step brother know I wanna fuck him

This is obvious bait.

>>18602603

I wish this was bait. It's not.

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>>18602599

>I'm hot
>no really
>please guys believe me
>I'm hotter than this other girl
>so how do I let my step-brother know this
>because I so badly wanna get on the bait train
>because I'm hot

Okay.

>>18602611

I know what it sounds like, but it's not like that. I'm not saying I'm some bombshell or anything. She's just...sort of...not

>>18602599
>His GF has baggage
>I have no baggage
>Wanna fuck my brother
Not bait.
Yeah okay. It's summer afterall

>>18602625

Okay, she has a kid. And rolls. I'm sorry. I didn't want to say it like that. I have my own issues as we all do. I'm not ugly and I look after my body. He's attractive. Yes, I would like to fuck him, please. Yes, a dry summer.

>>18602599
How long yall known e/o? Yall both adults and live outside the parents house. Did yall know e/o since MS or HS?

If it is very very recently he was introduced in your life, like within last 2 years, then it wouldn't have been as awkward as say you known each other since the age of 12.

>>18602630
kek, yeah he's trying to get his dick wet if he's going after that. or he's a cuck.

>>18602643
Why are you talking like a nigger?

>>18602643

We met like 3 years ago. About that...I'm actually still in the house...But he's out! We have never lived together.

How old are you?

How old is he?

Just get him drunk and fuck him if you're as hot as you say you are he'll do it.

>>18602666

I don't want to be too specific but we're both early 20s. Drinking age. I thought about that, but we don't even hang out. Just with other family. Like, where am I supposed to get him drunk and fuck him, his car?

>>18602630
Post pics if you're so hot.

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>>18602674

So you wanna fuck someone who doesn't live with you, has a girlfriend, and you have no real plan or course of action for getting this achieved, and we're supposed to 'help' you with no details and without knowing much about either of you.

OH BOY THIS IS SURE TO WORK OUT GREAT

>>18602674

Are you retarded?

>"Hey onii-sama lets go out for a drink desu-neeeee"
>"wow onii-sama you sure can drink a lot~ let me take you home you seem drunk he he he....."
>"Don't worry onii-sama~ you don't have to get changed, i'll take off your clothes for you and get you dressed for bed..."
>*sucky sucky disgusting anime weeb blowjob from VN sounds as you slobber all over his dick.

See I actually think you're probably some fucking hideous fat weeb girl instead of a good looking girl, because girls who have looks don't lack confidence and come to 4chan for advice from literal neckbeards.

Ask him if you can come over for a drink cause you don't wanna chill at home or you're "pissed off" about something and just need a night away. Get him to drink too much, and then try to fuck him.

Or just be a nonweeb adult and just literally ask him and live with the consequences of being rejected like a human being.

>>18602599
Not tryna sound mean or anything but

You sound like a cunt

>>18602675

That would run the risk of one if his friends noticing my picture and showing him this thread. I think I'm attractive. I KNOW I'm more attractive than her. That's my personal opinion and I believe it would be his too, considering he isn't blind.

>>18602678

My birthday is coming up, so I was thinking like what if I asked him to take me out for drinks. Like weeeeew let's get smacked cuz it's my birrrrrrthday??! and then I was thinking of making a move on him in his car on the way back. That's the best plan I got and it's probably shit.

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>>18602688
Sorry, do you want me to lie about how I feel? What would be the point of coming to /adv/ then?

I'm not going to post her or him for obvious reasons. I'm going to pray neither of them browse this board, though. I'm nothing to get wound up over, but believe me when I say I am objectively better. And I don't have a kid.

>>18602708

So what are my chances of flat out rejection? The one thing she has over me is that she isn't socially inept. That's why I'm afraid whatever I try will just fail because I'm awkward. So how do I test the waters?