What the fuck bit me? Burns like a mother.
My bad. Was hungry
>>18515475
Spider maybe
>>18515465
Where do you live? That's a big fucking spider if that's indeed what bit you.
I'm not an expert but I'd be willing to bet it was more like something stung you twice.
You didn't notice until just now?
>>18515465
Big fucking spider
>>18515465
Let us know when you start shooting webbing out of your wrists.
>>18515465
Draw circles around both bites with a sharpie.
If it keeps getting larger, or if the skin turns a darker blackish tone, go to a doctor.
>>18515465
Do you live in AAAAAAAAA!!!ustralia?
Then, I guess, it's just one of thousands deadly spiders bit you.
Don't worry. You won't need to worry about anything soon.
>>18515465
its a double tooth dick spider, u will turn a gay,
send pics when you shoot sperm out of your mouth