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Sending the First Message 2017-07-13 10:03:34 Post No. 18514671
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Sending the First Message Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:03:34 Post No. 18514671 [Report]

How do I avoid this on Tinder or OKC? I can carry on a conversation in real life, my problem is literally just with messaging first. I go autistic and can't think of anything to say.
I usually try to base a question on something in the person's bio, but that doesn't seem to be a surefire strategy.
Should I just go full Eric Andre and start messaging girls "I want you to fuck my wife" until I get a reaction?

Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:40:57 Post No.18514794
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:40:57 Post No.18514794 [Report]

Do I need to bump this

Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:44:33 Post No.18514803
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:44:33 Post No.18514803 [Report]

>>18514671
I'll give you my opener if you promise not to share it with anyone OP (can't let this gold out).

It's: "guess how many cups of coffee the entire world drinks a year"?

This usually draws em in well, and they enjoy finding out the answer

Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:45:53 Post No.18514807
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:45:53 Post No.18514807 [Report]

>>18514803
What's the answer

Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:48:08 Post No.18514815
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:48:08 Post No.18514815 [Report]

>>18514807
Gotta message me on Tinder if you want it

Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:55:39 Post No.18514840
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:55:39 Post No.18514840 [Report]

>>18514815
Kek

Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:58:45 Post No.18514850
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 10:58:45 Post No.18514850 [Report]

"Hey whats up XD"

If you are good looking it doesnt matter what you say.

Anonymous 2017-07-13 11:01:17 Post No.18514866
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 11:01:17 Post No.18514866 [Report]

>>18514815
>>18514815
Hey, that wasn't bad.

A Chad I know (who is a very friendly, happy, socially respectful Chad) claimed that this patented Tinder bio line for picking up white girls was the following 7 words:

"I like to get drunk at brunch."

Anonymous 2017-07-13 11:03:07 Post No.18514869
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 11:03:07 Post No.18514869 [Report]

>>18514850
I'm really more not-ugly than actively pleasing to gaze upon, unless a guy whose face looks like a fucking chef's knife gets you wet.

Anonymous 2017-07-13 11:36:59 Post No.18514928
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>>18514869
Holy shit I just found this

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/