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Sending the First Message

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How do I avoid this on Tinder or OKC? I can carry on a conversation in real life, my problem is literally just with messaging first. I go autistic and can't think of anything to say.
I usually try to base a question on something in the person's bio, but that doesn't seem to be a surefire strategy.
Should I just go full Eric Andre and start messaging girls "I want you to fuck my wife" until I get a reaction?
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Do I need to bump this
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>>18514671
I'll give you my opener if you promise not to share it with anyone OP (can't let this gold out).

It's: "guess how many cups of coffee the entire world drinks a year"?

This usually draws em in well, and they enjoy finding out the answer
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>>18514803
What's the answer
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>>18514807
Gotta message me on Tinder if you want it
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>>18514815
Kek
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"Hey whats up XD"

If you are good looking it doesnt matter what you say.
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>>18514815
>>18514815
Hey, that wasn't bad.

A Chad I know (who is a very friendly, happy, socially respectful Chad) claimed that this patented Tinder bio line for picking up white girls was the following 7 words:

"I like to get drunk at brunch."
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>>18514850
I'm really more not-ugly than actively pleasing to gaze upon, unless a guy whose face looks like a fucking chef's knife gets you wet.
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>>18514869
Holy shit I just found this
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