How do I bang my roommate whose boyfriend is away?
How do I initiate
>>18511144
Step 1:
Go get your own girlfriend
>>18511284
Seconding this. Stop messing up relationships.
Honestly you're fucking scum for even harboring that idea
Cuck or be cucked, my friend.
>>18511144
>Cuck or be cucked, my friend.
Words to live by
That's fucked up. Don't be a Sancho.
>>18511284
>>18511299
>>18511335
Nah. He'd actually be doing the guy a favor for exposing his slutty gf.
>>18511144
I stabbed my roommate after I had that happen to me.
Watch yourself OP, women turn men crazy and if I was a hood rat or didn't have someone else to hold me back, I would have gone all the way. Be careful
>>18511360
>>18511367
No She wants me to i'm just not sure how to do it
>>18511383
>>18511383
If she actually wanted to, she would have confided in you and told you what she wants. You're obviously misreading the situation and her view of you.
>>18511367
Sure you would of tiger
>>18511346
This. There is a new world out there.
>>18511469
A new world order.
>>18511469
Exactly. Unfortunately we live in an age where it's simply less stressful and easier to try and score with someone else's bitch. Single women like to act like their shit don't stink so alot of guys would rather make some chick cheat than to put in the work before they know about the rewards.
>>18511144
What are your initials?
>>18511346
I'm actually beginning to believe this after 10 years of dating.
>>18511346
Is this the path to the dark side? I'm ready.
>>18511144
I know many of you have either no fathers or shitty fathers and probably believe "honor" is an outdated ideal reserved for samurai movies so if you don't understand that, understand "do unto others". You are creating the rules for how society will operate with your behavior. Sure you can adopt the belief that "if you don't get them first, they'll get you", but then you contribute to the problem. I know it doesn't seem like it now and maybe you don't care, but if you are lucky enough to grow old you will look back on life and either take pride in the person you were or be filled with regret. Sure, maybe no one will care or remember except you, but there is value in a life lived with honor.
>>18511546
You spew this shit as if the guys from 4chan alone gave rise to this. If a woman decides to cheat then it's her fault as much as yours. But here's the thing. If she won't cheat with you then you'll get walled and that whole honor shit flies out the window because you didn't accomplish your goal and through that shows that she's legit. If she is a cheater but doesn't sleep with you then guess what buddy? She's gonna sleep with someone else. Me turning her down will not erase her ability to cheat. Ppl seriously need to stop using this "it makes me feel bad so you should too" horseshit as an argument. Plus do you honestly believe I'm gonna remember some slut from my 20's when I'm 60+?
>>18511573
Mental gymnastics. You will certainly remember how you lived your life.
>>18511148
Just hang out with her and be playfully flirty. Whatever happens, happens.
Don't do it, lad.
go for it yolo
You guys are friends already, yeah? Get her drunk and hang out. Always worked when I wanted to fuck my roommate, she did it to me, too.
And here's something I think a lot of you should take to heart: don't bank on other dudes not to fuck your girlfriend because of some abstract honor code. They don't owe you shit. It's not their job to look after your relationship for you.
>"But that's mean!"
Well maybe if you were less of a pussy, you wouldn't have this problem
>>18511488
bump, i'm curious too
>>18511383
You take your cock out, then with your dominant hand behind her head, guide her mouth towards it.
>>18511626
This
If she wants you too, just bring over some beers and netflix and chill. And/or start flirting a lot more and say sexually aggressive things
Girls love cheating. I remember a coworker from last year when I was new there, she was digging me immediately. Asked her about her boyfriend, she said they were together 4 years, I was like wow thats a long time, she didn't say anything and then started flirting hard, talking about her butt and boobs and I was aggressive afterward and we fucked on break. Another girl posted in a local forum about needing a friend while she visited, mentioned she had a bf in the post, I responded and we went on a safe date the first night then fucked the rest of the weekend. All you have to do is turn her on at the right time, and she'll be very quick to cheat
>>18511626
Fucking this. That's the issue I keep trying to drive home. It's YOUR relationship, meaning anything that can make or break it is on YOU, not the random dude trying to get a lay. I'm sorry that you believe in your girl to the point you assume she'll never ride another dick.
>>18512021
Anyway to make it aggressive without making it obvious? I'm trying to do this as we speak and she doesn't seem to why away from sex talk, but I wanna start planting the idea that I'm trying to screw her and not just shoot the shit cause I'm bored. She's one of those facebook feminist, that's why I'm wary cause they'll blow anything out the water if you rub them the wrong way, but I really wanna fuck this girl before she leaves the state next month. Any tips? I've hung it with her alone before but nowadays when I mention it, she talks about bringing her bf too. I really don't give a shit if he's there but I wanna know if I hit a dead end yet
>>18511144
Step 1: Get her to sit down, watch a movie with you.
Step 2: Slide in close.
Step 3: Pull out erect dick.
Step 4: Look her in the eye and say, "So, what are we going to do about this?"
>>18512101
If I were in your situation I wouldn't be too afraid about making it obvious, but I am a fuck boy so it might not even look obvious. Like if she was in the living room watching tv I'd go in there too maybe with a couple beers, ask if she wants one, if no then more for me. Since she'd probably be watching some shit like the kardashians I'd make jokes about how slutty they are, maybe talk shit about her boyfriend and how i'm better and just build from there. As long as we're friends and on good terms it'd be hard for me to fuck up by being playful.
As for the feminism feminists are still sluts who will cheat. Just don't talk about politics unless you agree with them and dont say things like "the wage gap isn't real" or "feminism is retarded" etc. They are true statements and some guys could pull that off but just stick to sex talk since most of them feel even more feminist by cheating
>>18511144
By not being a beta bitch that waits for the bf to leave before growing a pair
>>18512215
Thanks for the tip broski. I'm giving her a break for a min just so I'm not all on top of her, but next time we talk I'll probably start throwing out serious sex talk.
>>18511144
>roommate
Honestly, don't. Look for a fuck elsewhere my man, doing that only means trouble
>>18511573
cheating is just as bad for both parties nigger
you don't fuck with another man's property, that's just wrong
>>18512115
t. 23 year old virgin
>>18511144
Honest answer here, where you get what you want and you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Tell her you won't do anything with her unless she dumps her boyfriend, waits a few months, and then hooks up with you. Officially. That way you know it's for real. If what you are actually asking is "how do I have a purely physical relationship without any of the emotional connections at the expense of my roomate", well you can go fuck yourself. Hopefully you are asking for the former, and not the latter.
>>18511346
>living with a girl who has a boyfriend
Sounds like op is already a cuck
>>18513531
Do you consider yourself a cuck if you have any interaction with a woman that doesn't begin and end with your dick?
>>18511144
I never made a move on a woman in a relationship but fucked 9. They always make the move on me. They do the planning and I show up.
>>18513461
Its doubtful the girl or OP want to be in a relationship but just fuck.
This thread is fucking embarrassing.
put penis in pusi
>>18513531
Out of sheer curiosity, do you actually think before you type, or do you mash the keyboard until something looks enough like a coherent thought that you say good enough and hit post?
>>18513581
>>18514016
Sleeping under the same roof with another man that is not her boyfriend. The boyfriend is a cuck. Whats so hard on you?
>>18512567
Sounds like a personal problem that I don't give a royal fuck about.
>>18515052
Well, no one is engaging in sexual relations outside of their relationship. Which is the definition of cuckhold, at least as far as I'm aware. Unless you got some snazzy new dictionary definition up your sleeve?
haha can't wait for OP to make another thread asking how he can avoid homelessness after the bf broke the lease.
>>18511144
Kys op, people like you are the scum of the earth
If she is throwing signs go for it. If not then dont bother
>>18511346
Sauce?
>>18515079
Top fucking kek