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Redpill me on hiring a gigolo

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I'm honestly pretty hot and I can get laid easily, with attractive guys and all. I'd say I have a 9/10 body, 8/10 face (/soc/ calls me a 9 or 10/10 but w/e).

But I'm single right now and busy w/ my career and can't be fucked with
>dating apps/bars/set ups
>getting to know each other
>having awkward first date sex
>having to reciprocate oral etc

I just want to have some sex where I can ask for what I want and get it (I'm fine about doing that in a proper relationship, but that's a lot of work away and cbb). Plus I don't mind telling a guy how to do it right (make me cum etc) but it's a lot of effort and they're usually pretty inept and I just wanna relax and have someone know what they're doing.

Have any femanons here ever hired a male escort? What's it like? Is it hard to find a straight one? What are the STD risks, how do I find a professional one?
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>>18442029
I can go to fuck you right now and not only going not to charge you anything, but I'm willing to pay you, if you are really a 9/10 as you said.
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>>18442029
Pretty sure you came to the wrong place to ask?

Also where do you live? I'm asking because it effects your choices in escorts. and lastly why not just download tinder and swipe until you find a guy that looks like he knows what he's doing and just have him do you and then be on your way.
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>>18442029
I've been told I know what I'm doing, want sum fuk? :^)
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>>18442029
>But I'm single right now and busy w/ my career
lol still larping?
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man what's up with all these horny single girl threads?? is this the new style of trolling?
i'm genuinely lost
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Hey, I'm Tommy
I'm looking for a devoted, obedient, submissive girl.
My kik is xtommy13
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>>18442040
>>18442041
Cos I don't want sum fuk ie sex which is pleasurable for men. I don't want to do anything for him, cbb. I just want him to eat me out for like an hour and be able to tell him if he's doing it wrong.

>where do you live
L O N D O N
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N
D
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all memes aside, London.
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these are the most autistic responses I've ever seen... R9K is actually better than adv...
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>>18442058
This is just the shit I'd be trying to avoid by getting a gigolo. I don't want to be someone's submissive cocksucker. I just want my needs met, no strings attached.
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>>18442029
If /soc/ calls you a 10/10 you're really a 7/10 at best.
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>>18442029
pics?
asking since femanons are delusional like OP of other thread thinking she looks 16 while she looks 30
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>>18442066
All right. Still, a 7/10 grill can get laid without NEEDING a hooker, that was all I was trying to say.
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>>18442072
Obviously I don't want my face associated with this are you completely chicken jalfrezi? I look like Dakota Blue Richards though.
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>>18442061
Is it really that hard finding a guy that knows how to eat pussy?
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>>18442080
>I look like Dakota Blue Richards

yeah they are being nice alright.

Anyway your position is unique in that most other horny females can get what you want at a bar, without paying.
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>>18442086
That's my own verdict not soc's.
anyway what do I have to gain from lying? Just answer assuming I'm hot.
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>>18442029
>Update
They are plenty of guys who'll munch on that pussy like they need it to survive retard.
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>>18442029
>woman asking a board made up mostly of male virgins and men on how to get a straight male escort.
This is the last place you should be asking for advice on how to find a male whore.

If you do go to a gigolo you should be expecting a highly attractive manwhore, Since you are paying them for their services you can ask them on how to pleasure you, And you should tell them what they should be doing, I would expect them to be very rare and even rarer professionally if it is not legal in your country, STD's are more likely to be common among the non professional ones and those who provide services to men too.

if you claim to be 8-9/10 you could expect the same experience from a tinder chad for free.
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>>18442091
What I meant is that actress is not even an 8/10, about half the non-fat white girls I know are more attractive, so soc's rating was be nice as usual.

I did answer assuming you're hot, your predicament is unique, I doubt you will get response from any other person with similar experience. Maybe some 50 something femanon knows more about this. What you have here will be mostly attention from thirsty guys :) which is probably why you made the thread.
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yall posting in a bait thread
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>>18442124
Oh well, I'm really fucking bored
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>>18442124
It's legit not bait. I know this board has a lot of fellow femanons and I thought if anywhere would have women who'd use gigolos it would be 4chan.
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>>18442142
Why can't you just get a vibrator like the rest of the single women in the world.
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>>18442142
It's bait, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here.
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>>18442148
Do you enjoy masturbation as much as getting a bj?
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>>18442214
Yes. I'm not even trolling. Maybe I am a unicorn.
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>>18442061
I think even male escorts can get expensive quick. Maybe try
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfOralSex/

There's plenty of guys who will work with you and expect nothing in return, especially if you don't mind him being a beta.

The thing is though, if you're attractive you should have a harem of FWB already. Training some random will take time.
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>>18442257
> That subreddit

It's all men though. And why would any women meet up with anyone from reddit to get oral sex. They'll want someone who actually looks good and knows what they are doing.
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>>18442257
These guys are all looking for blowies.
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My advice is to loiter with friends to male strip clubs and try your luck with the dancers

>don't expect love
>expect to use protection

Other than that, you can have yourself a good night even if you don't bring one home
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>>18442084
Not OP, but yes. I've never found one in fact. And most guys, even the ones posing as nice beforehand, will try to pressure you once they get you in bed to do what they want you to do.
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