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>drunkenly mention I'd suck a fat strapon to a slutty

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>drunkenly mention I'd suck a fat strapon to a slutty friend of mine
>shes into it and offers to facefuck me
>have a gf

What do I do
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Succ
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Blame it on the alcohol and being in a vile mood to friend.
Go make sweet love to your gf and realize how fucking lonely you'd be without her.
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If you do it, know that there is a 90% chance your girlfriend will find out (probably from slutty friend) and not only will she most likely leave you, prepare for her to tell all of her friends and possibly yours about being pegged.
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>>18440046
If your gf is a decent person she'll forgive any dumbass shit you said while you were drunk, as long as you didn't actually act on any of it.

And... uh.... don't suck your slutty friend's strapon. Suck your gf's strapon instead like god intended.
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>>18440313
How do I pitch the idea to her though
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>>18440372
Wear a strap-on on your nose the next time you go to greet her, poke her eyes out with it, strap it on it on her bloody face, and go wild.
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>>18440372
how kinky is your bedroom life already?
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>>18440451
Not very, we literally fucked for the first time last week
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>>18440748
Oh dear, things do not need to escalate so quickly anon. Just buy a bunch of bananas and deep throat them in front of her until she can't help but notice what a dirty little cocksucker you are.
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>>18440752
Is it really that simple?
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>>18440046
Wanna be girls and wanna be fags. Do real men still exist?
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