Where do I store my sex toys while living abroad for six months?

>>18438685
rent small storage unit, it's like $30 per month for the smallest one.

>>18438685
Get a friend who is trustworthy to keep a box for 6 months

>>18438685

>sentimental value

Sure. Get one of those storage shed things that you can rent for a time, put some of your shit there. If that's too expensive, guess you're gonna go take your fetishes to foreign lands.

Get a treasure chest and bury it lol

take a chosen few and throw the rest.

Great ideas everyone. I actually already rented a storage unit, but it's mostly for furniture and stuff, I thought it would be inappropriate to place toys there.

I'll probably end up choosing a few to keep, yeah. Gotta let go.

>>18438708
Make a treasuremap and drop it near a kindergarden

>>18438766
Best idea so far

>>18438708
Do this

>>18438766
dubs don't lie

>>18438844
Damn right!

>>18438685
>sentimental value
Explain further. I know that request sounds perverted but I'm genuinely curious.

>>18439078
They are all presents from people who meant a lot to me. They remind me of how I changed as a person after each relationship.

>>18439989
thats really nice in a disgusting-to-bitter-virgins-such-as-myself kind of way

>>18439989
>And this 16 incher here, is Goliath. It was the last vibrator my grandma ever gave me before she passed away. I always keep it close to my heart. Between my boobs to be exact, I like the way it makes them tingle.

Can I have them

>>18439989
They are presents from people? lol you must be pretty pathetic to be gifted sex toys.

See if your storage place has lockboxes.
Mine does. It's like $10/mo for a one that's about 1ft^3

>>18440019
Pretty much.
>>18440035
Sure! To where do I send them?
>>18440049
Yes, I definitely am! I feel like my sexual openness is the only thing that makes me somewhat date-able. My partners probably picked up on that and thought I really liked sex toys?

>>18438726
Holy shit are you retarded? Just put it in there for a week you're stupid as fuck.