My boyfriend has a slight pee fetish and a while ago I let him

You could do a roleplay where he gets stung by an octopus.
But yeah it'll be alright.

>>18438595
I mean jellyfish, FUCK.

this is pretty disgusting but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to get yourself off

>>18438595
Incredible.

Yeah thanks, I read up a little about it and apparently it's called watersports, or some shit. It should be good as long as he drinks a lot of water and doesn't piss inside me.

>>18438601
Are you into anything as kinky or gross?

I think I'm only okay with this because my partner is hot and I low-key like being degraded in a way

I swear, in a couple of years, you folks will normalize having threesome with an elk or something.

>>18438636
What a meme

>>18438614
nah, not at all. but like I said, each to their own.

>>18438639

Me and my bf pee on eachother in the shower all the time- it's always when we're coming back to the hotel room drunk on our weekends out.
We shower good and soap eachother up afterwards than move to the bed for sex.

It's kinda like a funny/kinky thing between us. Really I think it makes for great bonding but we're probs just a couple of beautiful drunk dumbasses getting off on some weird stuff.

>>18438575

Piss is sterile.

>>18438575
You're fine unless he has gonorrhea and was pissing blood.

File: ohlord.png (76KB, 611x332px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 611x332px

Piss is one of the cleaner bodily fluids, he should be the one concerned if you're into water sports, female urine can be pretty nasty even if they dont have a uti.

>>18439799
Piss itself is, but your urethra is filthy. When I give guys a clean catch sample test they never follow instructions and wipe their hole with the baby wipe so they always have to come back and give a better sample and waste everyone's time

>>18439850
However filthy your urethra might be, guarantee it's less filthy than an average dollar bill. Which you touch with your hands.

File: tumblr_nm7rx0Mcs71to8m3co2_540.gif (2MB, 540x291px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x291px

>>18439799
and i like the taste

File: tumblr_mkap4xLTQc1rm5jseo1_500.jpg (39KB, 500x290px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 500x290px

>>18439880
wrong image.

>>18438575
niggas have never heard of golden showers

>>18439874
I wouldn't lick a dollar bill....or rub it on my body. But I clean my hands a lot due to my job.

File: tumblr_nvajgrh7qp1udaktio1_400.gif (323KB, 356x200px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 356x200px

>>18438575
Drink his piss, he should be drinking 1 gallon of water per day to make his pee run a bit clearer. Try to make sure he isn't taking creatine or eating shit that will make his (sterile) piss taste strange (creatine makes pee heavy on the tummy). It's amazing.

>>18438575
>scrubbed
I know, he used brillo pads I watched it. Case solved he was a homicidal maniac.

>>18438575
Yeah you're fine. My BF used to drink tons of beer so he could piss all over me in a short amount of time. It's even safe to piss inside the vagina it feels really good. Piss play is the best have fun anon.

File: octopus-vs-jellyfish-990x495.jpg (70KB, 990x495px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 990x495px

>>18438595
>>18438599

???

>>18439832
Yeah, he says he doesn't care but I do...

>>18440550
Maybe eventually we'll try that. For now everything is kinda vanilla, which isn't too bad!

>>18439943
He hydrates a lot so I'm good! Thanks for the info anon! I'm only 20 going on 21, it's my first time doing anything this kinky

We won't try anything like that yet but it's good to explore what we're cool with :)