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please help me with a girl.

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Well /adv/ I need some advice. Me and this girl are close, not friend zone close but close. Me and her flirt with one another. One time me and her watched porn public place so no fuck then . We are comfortable with one another.

So /adv/ how do I get her from conversation to on to my Dick please walk me through it.


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Pretty please with a cherry on top.
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>Step 1, meet her at night (anywhere)
>Step 2, get her boozed up
>Step 3, touch her all night (hands on hip, shoulder/hand, etc.)
>Step 4. Invite her back to your place to see something (don't say sex or imply sex)
>Step 5. Get her alone and kiss her
>Step 6. Go from kissing to sex.
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>>18433070
Next time you're hanging out and having a good time, be like "remember when we totally watched porn in a public place?" Then when you're laughing and reminiscing, be like "haha, you looked so captivated by that one move, I could tell you really want somebody to try it with!"
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>>18433082
this
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>>18433082
>boozed up
my girl dont drink :-(
(not op)
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>>18433070
Through honest conversation and admission of feelings.

>4chan autist
Or chloroform.
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>>18434644
mine neither, what do i do?
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>>18434644
Dude all u need is sum game, a lil peer pressure. But i know what it is like tryna holla at them and they dont drink lol, then u need to figga out if investin further is worth it
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>>18433070
Give her some Quaaludes and then do your thing. ;)
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>>18434644

If she's into you she doesn't need a drink.

If she falls for the booze'n'snooze and she's not into you then she's a fuckin thot that would do it with anyone so it's not even worth going there except for a quickie.

Just inhibit her with words and food. Talk to her and shit.
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