>I literally haven't met a girl that's single in

At this point in time I honestly believe that there are no single girls left anymore, at least not in the west.

The government is paying some actors (usually lesbians) online and offline to pose as single girls to keep men from rioting but it is just getting obvious at this point.

>>18432412
man idfk. I'm going to tinder.

>>18432415
I feel like this would make a good conspiracy shitpost thread on /pol/

also OP, it's a fucking problem. I don't want to be that guy, but I'm going to have to start being that guy. my value system has done literally nothing for me. time to reevaluate how to compete on the dominance hierarchy.

>>18432415
Man don't make me believe this.

>>18432417
Tinder kinda sucks to me

oh my god

>>18432422
tinder sucks, okcupid sucks, match sucks, it all sucks. it's all fake ass bullshit. at least tinder isn't a pain in the ass and it's on my phone. also, I happen to look good and I'm only getting better so fuck it, I mean literally. I am so goddamn tired of waiting for women I'm interested in to show up in life and then being disappointed. I've got needs alright, plus it's a shame to not use a dick this big.

>>18432412
You just go after them and if they fuck you/like you then they break up with their boyfriend for you.

>>18432421
>I feel like this would make a good conspiracy shitpost thread on /pol/

Thought about thinking more about this, will see what I can do.

>>18432422
You will wake up one day too.

>>18432412
It's like that scene in Ice Age when Sid looks for a girlfriend. All good ones are taken

>>18432415
I literally lol'd after I read this

As I went to school in the West, I could not find anybody I was possibly interested in who wasn't engaged to someone else already.

I go back to my home country, find some girl approaching me, I think we are perfectly compatible, then I find out she has a boyfriend who she doesn't give a fuck about cheating on.

My point is this: she has a boyfriend. So what? One of them is bound to be a hoe.

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>met girl on tinder
>she's immediately interested
>text back and forth for a week
>we meet up
>she sucks my dick and swallows
>become fuck buddies/kind of dating for a few months
>she's extremely touchy and distant the entire time, despite wanting to fuck every day
>eventually just randomly ghosts me out of no where
>check her facebook
>she added a new guy
>see she left a comment on his pic and said "Sexy daddy ;)"

This was my only sex interaction in like 3 years. I literally do not see women my age anywhere when I go out. I don't see them at church, and I don't get many women on tinder.

Every single woman I meet is either in a relationship or married. If I do get a girl, she either leaves me for somebody else or I have to dump her because she turns into a total bitch.

What's going on here lads. Any femanons wanna weigh in on this?

>>18432436
If she will break up for you she will break up with you for someone else

>>18432493
I literally know more women at age 23 that are in a relationship, married, engaged, or have children than women that are totally single and unencumbered. What the fuck. We might need to get the AOG thread in here

>>18432415
I'd believe this, but my sister is single and has never had a bf

>>18432512
Why don't you hook up with your sister? Brother-sister love is the purest form of love.

>>18432412
You need to understand this one secret
All reasonable attractive women are in relationships 99% of the time
But that doesn't mean you're ineligible or that you should stop hitting on her.

Most women have their bf (even husband) and have multiple backups.
If their bf fucks up, well lets look at the backups.
You need to get in fucking LINE

It's the 21st century, nigga.

>>18432529
>can't even get a female without dishonorable hurting your fellow man
>we're approaching levels of nihlistic degeneracy that shouldn't even be possible

>>18432515
gross mate

>>18432543
when do we burn weimerica to the ground?

>>18432426
we're not talking about landwhales alright, we know the whales are single, get to the gym. no excuse.

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I know a few 9/10 blondes who are single, but I have noticed the pattern with them where they all stay single until they meet a certain 9/10 alpha chad, which I guess sort of makes sense.

Then I know a lot of 2/10 hambeasts who are disgusting and retarded who can't find a mate.

Every average/slightly about average cute girl with a normal nice personality is already taken or married.

Fug

>>18432493
ay yo hol' up
...aren't there also slightly more of us than there are of you??

best i can come up with is that it's pretty common practice to say you're taken when you're not if in a conversation and he starts hitting on you and you're not interested for whatever reason, but could that really account for all of it?

>>18432561
>still being this mad
>ever seriously thinking you could get snek to commit swedoku

>>18432765
>aren't there more of us than there are of you

That's what the statistics say, but are they lying? We know eugenics have been practiced through history. Could be a conspiracy theory.

>women lying to get you away from them

Well I'm talking about women in my social circle, or women I meet through my social circle. I just check their Facebook accounts and see they have a boyfriend/husband

>>18432774
b-b-but eugenics was mostly aimed at nogs and speds tho

anyway yeah that's kinda what i meant about it not being able to account for all of it. how does fb work? does it let you just put in a relationship and leave it at that or does there have to be the link to the other person's profile?

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>>18432493
>>met girl on tinder
>>she's immediately interested
>>text back and forth for a week
>>we meet up
>>she sucks my dick and swallows

Wtf is wrong with finger banging these days? It was all the rage back in the day, finger bang and wipe it on a m8's nose. Porn has fucking ruined this generation, only proper slugs gave blowies to none-bf's and most are them now either council estate reks or dead.

>>18432493
>>she sucks my dick and swallows
>>become fuck buddies/kind of dating for a few months
>>she's extremely touchy and distant the entire time, despite wanting to fuck every day
>>eventually just randomly ghosts me out of no where
how on fucking earth did you think there was going to be anything of substance after an encounter like this?

>>18432412

Have you considered the possibility that you are so terrible with women and socializing in general that girls just say they have a boyfriend to avoid interacting with you?

I hate to be so harsh but "I haven't mean a girl that's single in two years" is a completely retarded statement unless you live in some kind of Amish co-op or the bottom of a fucking well.

>>18432824
Yeah I was pretty surprised

She barely even knew me. What if I had an STD?

>>18432828
Well okay, she wanted my constant attention. Texted me every day all day. Wanted to fuck all the time, even in dressing rooms or in parking garages.

But she would also be touchy. Like just...I dunno. If I said something she didn't like, or if I wasn't "aggressive" enough she would get all bitchy and all that.

I dunno I kind of wanted it to end because we had a pregnancy scare, but then I had all these feelings for her, but I think we both knew it wouldn't go anywhere ultimately. Just wish she didn't end it like that.

>>18432793
Yeah women list if they're in a relationship and usually post a lot of pictures of their significant other

>>18432854
>Well okay, she wanted my constant attention. Texted me every day all day. Wanted to fuck all the time, even in dressing rooms or in parking garages.
>But she would also be touchy. Like just...I dunno. If I said something she didn't like, or if I wasn't "aggressive" enough she would get all bitchy and all that.
>I dunno I kind of wanted it to end because we had a pregnancy scare, but then I had all these feelings for her, but I think we both knew it wouldn't go anywhere ultimately. Just wish she didn't end it like that.

holy fuck dude she sounds like the worst. I know you fell hard because you hadn't gotten your dick wet in a while but if you've cruised 4chin long enough you had to have read the same story from an outsider's perspective a thousand times. Basic bitches have no loyalty, use men like you for amusement, and when you're not giving them the jollies they want and dancing like a monkey they flip shit and get bitchy. Try to come up with a cogent explanation that marries:

>constant need for attention and sex
>saying something she didn't like and getting bitchy

does that sound like it belongs to stable person? It might not have ended the best way but hey, it was a trash relationship do you want to try again to leave on better terms? Just be glad you didn't get her pregnant and move on with your life you've got no idea how lucky that makes you. Dodging a bullet and getting away unscathed.

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Welcome to the results of the sexual revolution. With the shackles of patriarchy thrown off women are finally free to live in harems sharing the highest top 10% of Chad men while ignoring the existence of disgusting bottom 90%ers like they've always wanted and evolved for.

>>18432830
>I hate to be so harsh
lol no you don't. why do it then?

>>18432854
huh. well i'll be damned. are you guys looking at all of them, like really all, or just the cute (or cute enough) ones?

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>>18432867
Yeah I knew I was playing with fire and dealing with an emotionally unstable person. I knew this because she was 20 and seeing a therapist for depression, and she would also call me at night completely sobbing into the phone about how miserable/depressed/lonely she was. Also strongly disliked her dad and had daddy issues.

But she was also hilarious, a ton of fun, and had D-cup tits and a huge ass. Basically a cocktail of personality disorders, definitely some narcissism in there.

I was paranoid that she would get pregnant the entire time, because she seemed like the type that would completely neglect a child, and leave me to go fuck 30 other guys. She wasn't even concerned about getting pregnant, she wanted to do it without a condom all the time.

Even though I know I dodged a bullet and that my life would have been fucking ruined if she had gotten pregnant, still feels bad. It shouldn't feel bad, but it does.

I need to meet a normal nice woman, badly.

>>18432888
>are you guys looking at all of them

Uhh I just look at the ones who take care of themselves, are somewhat educated, and can kind of hold a conversation

>>18432888

>lol no you don't. why do it then?

Because sometimes hearing and/or accepting truths about yourself can be hurt. Its disingenuous to believe or insinuate that completely repulsing women with your behavior isn't a possibility.

>>18432910
>I was paranoid that she would get pregnant the entire time, because she seemed like the type that would completely neglect a child, and leave me to go fuck 30 other guys. She wasn't even concerned about getting pregnant, she wanted to do it without a condom all the time

i know, they're fun, but you know you're playing with fire. just takes time to get past it. try to throw yourself into something else. And for the love of god use a condom. Was she even on birth control?

>>18432412
go to russia, women there are not only cute but abundant and desperate as fuck

>>18432938
>was she even on birth control

No, she was not on birth control, and she wanted to just do pull out sometimes.

I know I need to just be happy that I got out of it unharmed. A million things could have gone wrong... Pussy is like drugs

>>18432412
I think the older you get, the likelihood of finding a hot single goes down by a lot. But the thing to do is consider the slightly used model of a single mom. So you're most likely going to be dealing with someone else's kid if you want to be with a hot chick.

>>18432412
>How do you find single women
lmao go to university
most of those 18 qts are single
I'm dating one.

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supermarkets, libraries. . . you might try instead of bars or woeman in social groups being like a wolf with the gazelle wandering away from the herd. Go up to the lone female and say "I liek the shoes you're buying / mushrooms you've selected do you want to go on a date?" with $350 in your blazer pocket . withing a week you'll be there.

>>18432412
People make fun of "beta orbiters" on 4chan, but it's incredibly easy to score a rebound relationship that has the potential to last forever, just by hanging out with lots of women already in relationships.

>>18434038
>pay 100k to find a gf

>>18432412
People generally couple up right after high school ends or a bit before then. If you missed your chance to couple up during that time the only way you'll find a single girl is if you court a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend. It's a matter of timing honestly.

>>18434113
I honestly believe this. Most of the couples I know of now are basically this and I'm at the point in my life where you're either marrying your HS sweetheart or you loathe them for wasting the last few years of your life

>>18434038
transferring in the fall, hopefully. I think college is gonna be my last chance to find a qt, and I'm a bit older.

>>18434111
>pay
well if you can't get a scholarship don't bother going to university just to get a girl.

>>18434120
I'm white so I can't get a scholarship and I don't want to waste 4 years of my life so I can have tens of thousands in debt and work in a cubicle until I die

>>18432931
lol you've got a big problem thinking you're helping people on /adv/ telling them they have issues when they weren't brought up in the post. No shit OP might have repulsive behaviors, that's not what the thread is about though, is it?

I'd have to guess your mom was super abusive to you without reciprocation, and that's why you feel the need to come into these threads making huge projections about OP being a worthless fool

>>18434121
I'm white with a scholarship + annual bursary

For some people it's either cubicle jobs or manual labors or basement self employed

For others it's office with city view

Just need to Git Gud

>>18434121
im white and had a full ride

but i also never had a gf or any sexual contact and grew to hate interacting with women

>>18434117
Yeah girls don't stay single too long because they have tons of options that's why OP thinks that there are no single ladies. OP just doesn't meet them after they have been broken up with. It's all a matter of being at the right place at the right time. You could be a catch but chances are the females around you are taken. It's best to keep in contact with them incase they go through a break up. A lot of guys don't like their gfs to have guy friends for this very reason.

>>18434141
You sound like one of my friends.
We introduced him to this Iranian girl in R & D lab. Now they are married with a daughter.

I hope you have friends at least.

>>18434169
I grew to hate them and now I avoid them
I'm sure they'd have some obese walmart cashier they could introduce me to out of pity

>>18432412
This has been repeated here several times, but I'll post it once again.
>the monkey won't let go of the old branch until it has a firm grip on the new branch

This comes from the fact that a woman can remain single for 1 or 2 weeks, maximum a month.
Where guys on the other hand can go months or even years being single.
This is what creates the image that there are no single women compared to men.
So the key to getting a girl is to find a few taken ones you like, build a friendly rapport with them, and then wait patiently for that tiny window of them being single.
And when that window opens God dammit boy you strike while the iron's hot.
And be prepared for competition cause you won't be the only guy trying.

>>18434266
>>18434344
Dubs speak the truth

>thought that once I had overcome my sperginess I could get a gf
>turns out all girls are taken
What's the most painless suicide method

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>>18432415
LOL WHAT!? Autism/10

>>18432412
There's enough single girls out there, they just have pretty high standards and are very picky because society allows/encourages them to be. That's why "pre selection" is so incredibly important with guys trying to date girls, and not the other way around (in fact, women are often seen negatively if they sleep around too much, so there is another incentive for them to act picky).

If you really want a girlfriend, I'd say focus on things you think will make you more attractive, and keep trying.

>>18432412
>How do you find single women?
By not looking where whores hang out.

>>18434344
Are you fucking retarded? Who are the women dating if all the women are in relationships and all the men are single? You are just a loser.

>>18432412
you gotta find cute girls rather than hot girls

>>18435290
The difference being?

>>18435299
Not him, but he probably means:
Cute= Shy and submissive
Hot= Slutty, bitchy, and in your face attitude

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>>18432415
>At this point in time I honestly believe that there are no single girls left anymore, at least not in the west.

L O L

>>18432828
This. Some people here need to learn how human relationships work.

This is one of the weirdest and worst threads I have ever seen. You are surrounded by single women all around you but none of them are going to fall on your lap into your mom's basement.

Chances are if a woman has told you she's taken, she was lying, just to get rid of you or see how you'd react. Some women even wear wedding rings just to keep men from approaching them.

>>18434035
This is an awful post

>>18432412
There are single girls, the problem is betas and orbiters give her everything without needing to commit. It's almost impossible these days to find a single chick who doesn't have orbiters all in her ass.

>>18435310
They're pretty much becoming the same thing at this point of desperation
Everything is hot as long as they aren't
>Obese
>Butch lesbian

>>18432492
Exactly this, that's why I don't feel bad about scoring taken pussy anymore. The single well is dried up so I may as well become a home wrecker for my needs.

>>18432511
It's pathetic really. I know a chick whose barely my age (25/26) and she's already married with a kid on the way. Fuck that shit dude, I like my youth being my own.

>>18435412
Chicks can't be single. If you don't happen to be in a relationship, yet have 10 guys trying and waiting, you're not single; you're dating. Being single is out of a relationship with no one romantically interested. This is the huge difference as to why people swear there's "single women everywhere". No, there isn't. It's gotten so bad that guys are stealing girlfriends from their own group of guy friends and ruining their social standing entirely just to not be alone.

Since when did men become so weak by themselves? Why don't guys support each other anymore?

>>18432543
At this point I don't give a shit. I really dont. Sad cause at one point I abhored cheating. Now if a chick cheats with me, I don't even question the morally anymore

>>18432412
>dat THICCness
8/10 would cum inside

>>18434053
That's pretty much what I'm doing, but I'm not orbiting her. I live my life and I randomly hit her up so I can grease her wheels a bit

>>18432412
It means something about you sets them off
You can never know for real if she has one
Women like to "forget" their boyfriends when needed and also to invent them when needed

>>18432412
You don't.

>>18435287
>Who are the women dating
Chad. He always has 5 girlfriends at once minimum.

>21 kv
>live with parents and siblings, messy house
Should I not even bother with grills? It seems having your own place is a requirement. Even if I dated I'd get nowhere because nowhere to fuk.

>>18437879

>24 kv
>Finally have my own place (with roomates, but still)
>Can't afford a car while keeping a roof over my head and bills paid, and have to bike/bus to work

Even if I managed to finally find a decent girl that's interested in me, I'd have no way to pick them up and look like a loser for not having a car.

So I guess I'll join you in the WHY BOTHER club.

>>18432412
girls swing from partner to partner, they don't jump.

I have a job and own my own place. I've tried online dating and hated it, and my only place to meet women is in public. Out of that pool the amount that are single or open to strangers talking to them is one in a bjillion.

>>18435422
>Already
Nigga she's 10 years post puberty. What age do you think people are supposed to get married? A woman is already well along the downswing by 25.