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I saw somewhere once, probably a decade ago, that has resurfaced

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I saw somewhere once, probably a decade ago, that has resurfaced in my mind and is something Id love to try.

He posted on some dating website of the day that he make house calls to go and give ladies head. No strings attached, just show up do is thing and dip.

Sounds like a blast. I like giving people pleasure, massages and such, but have never crossed into the world of one night sexual encounters. Seems like a good way to give some ladies a night of pleasure and get some practice and pointers at the same time.

My partner and i have been teasing an open relationship for a while, and this would be a pretty good foot in the door.

How do i best go about doing this? What would be the ideal platform to meet people that would be interested? Once there, how do I express my desire without sounding too impersonal? This shit terrifies me, but thats why i want to do it. Adv, youve never steered anyone wrong before, hope you can help.

Much love.
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>>18431300
Step 1 buy 20 std home testing kits
Step 2 eat all the tainted beef you can find
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enjoy your pus flavored pussy
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>>18431300

>no matter how many mistakes you've made so far, you'll never be this beta/retarded.
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>>18431577

Yeah. Taking a step back it is pretty unavoidable thats what this is. Eh. Thanks, i needed that.

Theres no market for single yuppie women to have someone come eat em out while sitting at home drinking a bottle of red wine to themselves because they hate their life as an administrative assistant? Before they turn into fat 40 year old gross receptionists
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This way too, theres a measure of quality control. Instead of going through the dance with someone only to find out shes got terrible genital hygeine we just skip all that bullshit. You clean it i eat it and our business is done. God im gross.
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