I've never left a girl on "read" before

Lmao

>>18361564
why the fuck would you go see such a shit movie when betters ones are out? Just message her later asking if she's free, thats what I would do

Lmao

lmao idk what i'm doing tonight

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>>18361575

already seen the other ones out there

I'm the type of guy that goes to the theater by himself. The employees always hit on me but I only want a qt with a nice boo-T like the one I'm talking to right now.

Gaywatch is normie tier so I thought she wouldn't be creeped out about it

>>18361584
Lmao

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>>18361598


STop laughing I'm being super serious

haven't responded yet
hope she caves in and tells me she's free

>>18361605
the fact that she said she doesn't know what she's doing tonight after you suggested something maybe that she's waiting to see if something better comes along

Just message her in a few hours

Lmao

you seem too keen and it seems unattractive. she responds with 3 words so u respond with 20?

learn to mirror fgt.

>what movie lmao
>proceeds to write paragraph.

>>18361584
>>18361605
Weeaboo faggot with a shit taste, good for the girl you dumped her.

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>>18361640
>>18361650


SHE JUST CALLED ME WTF!!!!

>>18361706
nice

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Is it me or has Tinder been blowing up ever since school let out?

It's like the roasties have nowhere else to go

>>18361820
What the fuck are you doing? What do you think we will do if we see their faces? Murder them and frame you?

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>>18361825

>sharing personal information on a Dragon Tales cosplay fanclub fourm

I was just about to post too then I ran a image search just to be safe

>>18361865
please tell me what you texted her, I want to be smooth too

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>>18362186


Oh that girl is new in town, only here for a three months internship. Told her that where she's from has bad food and she should "have a taste of [INSERT TOWN] before she leaves in the next weeks".

She knew I meant have a taste of my dick

She's from a more affluent part of the country, but being an "art major" you already know she's down for anything.


Anyway take a look at this, you guys were right. Leaving her on "read" till 5PM worked!

Wish me luck guis! Hope I'm not still a virgin by tomorrow morning!

>>18362436
For a virgin your texting game is pretty good
Or she is just really into you. Seeing that she picked the back seat although everything is free, she really wants to fuck

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>>18362443


Man I don't know what is wrong with me, while talking to her I was hard. But now we're really going to meet my breathing is as heavy as moms spaghetti.

I'm only playing it cool because I've almost given up on 3D women and am just imagining they're all hentai at this point. I hope I don't fail her like the last girl I took out

>>18362443
This. OP seems smooth as fuck. Good luck man!

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It was all a lie

She added me on Insta.
her POF profile photos are from 2015.


Pulled out n blocked her

anyone know how to cancel movie tickets?

>>18363039

Ask some other chick. Say you have a free ticket.

I am enjoying this thread greatly

post other conversations of women op you've got game

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>>18363058


nah brahh I've had enough for the night

gonna go hide my car then schleep

>>18363082

Respond with lmao

>>18363039
Its just 3 years

It can't be that bad

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>>18363084

Was going to reply with "you're" but she probably wouldn't understand.

god that was annoying

not going to post comparisons even though I can't find them on Google reverse image search, so let me put it this way

>2013: No snapchat filters + full body shots
>2014: One snapchat filter for the gags + body shots
>2015: couple snapchat filters + body shots
>2016: mostly snapchat filters + 1/2 body shots + weight loss machine photo
>2017: snapchats of friends + only head shots + filters of that rose thing that changes your face.


Not saying I don't like fat chicks but c'mon man I DON't want to see your depression in the 3rd dimension

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>>18363116

for >>18363096

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>>18363082
Absolute top lad!

Are girls nowadays as retarded as they write?? Just reading this I want to slap that boring bitch

>>18363082
lmao

Not sure if autism or smooth af

>>18364180
seriosly me too lmao

Is this really what the fidget spinner generation talks like ?

Fuck

>>18362459
>I hope I don't fail her
Don't think like that. Dating is a two way street and when you start believing only she is the judge, you will act beta and desperate.

I'm cringing at the contact name, god damn you dumb nigger go and ask Reddit for advice

lmao

Duuuuude your coming on way too strong won't even give her a chance to respond before your texting again sounding so desperate. When she said " what movie lmao" you went psycho on her

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>>18363062


Just saw this

Here are couple other convos

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I fucked this one

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>>18365872


Well if you consider fucking grinding my dick between her cheeks

[spoiler] she smelled weird [/spoiler]

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>>18365892


turns out this one was landwhale too

also she wanted me to get her pregnant to piss off her mother or something

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>>18361564
>from POF
>POF

That place is such a shitshow of ridiculously ghetto,low quality gold diggers. I don't know why you'd even bother.

>>18365922


I now know

at least Tinder girls have some class

>>18361575
Because Baywatch is a FUN and RAUNCHY lil summer flick, and OP wants to get litty with his girl

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>>18365954