Is it bad being frindzoned orbiter just for the sake of a company?

>>18153258
Bang a different chick and tell her about it. It will be funny.

Come at her sideways like, ayo homegirl this betty I been getting with wants me to tie her up and choke her. Is that weird? You know any good knots cause I wasn't in the boyscouts. You know those mormon niggas get nasty when they train their sons in wilderness survival and bondage knots.

>>18153271
This, nothing better than those knocked pegs when she realizes she isn't the center of your universe. She may even stop seeing you in lieu of someone she thinks is desperate like she thought you were.

>>18153271
>>18153295
I may do that for the sake of her reaction. I love pissing her off like that but she still hangs around.

>>18153258

sounds alright to me, since youre getting what you want out of the relationship

>>18153271

>Implying he can bang a different chick

>>18153258

>I'm not sure if it still makes me a loser or not

You asking this does tho

all of the dudes giving you advice probably dont get fucked often

just be her friend OP, it could very well lead to opportunities for sex, if not from her maybe one of her friends.. and plus women are really good friends otherwise, not everything is about sex

PS : THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE FRIENDZONE, ITS A STATIC INVISIBLE BOX GUYS LIKE TO IMAGINE THEMSELVES IN WHEREAS SEX IS A DYNAMIC THING AND GIVEN THE APPROPRIATE CIRCUMSTANCES COULD BE OBTAINABLE

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>>18153258

>Is it bad being frindzoned orbiter just for the sake of a company?

Situations like these are typically less bad if you're not delusional about it. Its still not good, its just not as bad. If you're choosing to do something fucked up while fully realizing its fucked up at least you have some kind of control.

>>18153720
There's a such thing as a friendzone when 90% of females keep at the very least 3 potential candidates

>>18153752
Friend zoned dudes aren't "candidates".

Sounds like she's shitting on you. Be like "do you think I want to smash bitch?! Cause I don't stress about you at all...not even a little. It isn't like that." Bet you she tries to bang you after

>>18153770
Exactly.

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Orbiter < Candidate < Fuckbuddy < SO

If she's 6/10 or higher then she has all of the above.

>>18153828
How can you even compete with that?

>>18153258
Its not friendzone if you're legitimately trying to be friends

>>18153859
By being in the upper 20% of males.

Forget the x/10 scale, spend a moment visualizing the total sum of all males and aim for the upper 20% of THAT. The middle percentiles are failures, and the lower percentiles do not bother trying.

The 80-20 rule applies to damn near everything, not just sex.
>inb4 crybabying and opinion preaching

>>18153752
Your believe of this and pessimism is what keeps you from getting laid you are so stupid im dying to shake you

But maybe its a good thing you dont reproduce