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Hey, guys, I'd appreciate input.
I got a date in a few days with a Tinder slut and I'm not her type/she thinks she's sofisticated/multicultural/fancy/ohlookatmeImfrenchbaguettebaguette but I am hilarious and she hates funny guys (same joke I told successfully to a few different chicks about muslims, she hated and said was a turnoff). Now, I know I've had girlfriends prettier and all-around better than her and I could just turn the date into a skit/assholefest, but that's the easy route and since I'm wasting my resources to go and meet her I'd like to (at least initially) try being a normal/unfunny guy, since humour is one of my pride traits and since you guys (barring /r9k/, man fuck those guys) are not funny (except when you try to give serious life advices), I'd appreciate your input.
Oh, I'm a bit of a prick, so half the battle's won already, innit? :v
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>>18150829
Can't even understand half of what your saying. I'm guessing if she doesn't like intelligent guys, you guys will hit it off well
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>>18150848
Since you can't comprehend simple text, I'd say you have a better shot than me, mate. Might wanna go for it, God knows you're desperate for a woman's touch (not counting your feminine hands, of course).
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Promiscuous women think they are the master key.
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>>18150829
>Oh, I'm a bit of a prick
The only truth in that statement
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Holy shit this thread is hilarious.
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>>18150829
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>>18150890
True, this chick acts like she's God's gift to penises everywhere and that she can do and say whatever. I have to fight back the urge to rip on her.
>>18150891
You offend me, good sir. I make things in no small measure.
>>18150899
Easy for a guy made of rock to say.
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>>18150883
>>18150883
God, your posts reek of an inferiority complex.
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>>18150960
Armchair psychology...Never change /adv/.
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>>18150965
Or is it pocket psychology? Do you basement-dwellers even wear something with pockets or just pjs all day long?
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