almost 33 weeks ago i had a one night stand with a girl and i

>>18112804
Dude, she'd be NOTICEABLY pregnant at 33 weeks.
Even at 20 weeks, when she filmed that hoolahop thing, she'd have a small but noticeable belly.
She isn't pregnant. Relax.

>>18112816
esp if she is skinny.

>>18112816
I cant be sure because the hoolahoop clip is filmed from the front and her shirt is a bit wide and im paranoid as fuck.
The pic before that that shows her entire body is from 17 weeks ago and its flat.
But she never posts her entire body on her own ig (not even before we fucked) and its private atm anyway.

>>18112835
I went to a job interview at 27 weeks and they had no idea I was pregnant and gave me the job. It was supposed to be work from home then they wanted me to come in 2 times a week and I had to quit lol

>>18112867
they assumed you were fat?

Aren't you supposed to be alright if she's preggo and just hiding it from you and not chase you for it?

>>18112946
maybe she still expects me to contact her

>>18112965
You sure? Do you like this girl?

>>18112969
no, i hardly know her and shes not that pretty.
she said 'until never' when i left before i asked her last name just in case.

>>18112976
Because it seems like you're really concerned about this girl might possibly taking the child of yours in her belly that you've been checking on for weeks. And sometimes it's not about the looks, anon.

>>18112997
no im more afraid having a kid with someone i dont like will fuck my life completely over and its already fucked up.

>>18113009
Then why did you cum inside her? You do understand that's how new humans are made, right?

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>>18113013
Im retarded and i was drunk as fuck.
I also assumed she was just using the pill or something.

>>18113009
Just chill. It's been weeks and she hasn't contacted you, means she ain't preggo because she probably didn't have those pregnant symptoms stuff. You're gonna be alright.

>>18113036
she cant even contact me because she doesnt have my name or fb or anything.

>>18113039
Hit her up?

>>18113039
Then why the fuck are you worried about this ruining your life

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>>18113047
idk if i want that
it would just be to see if she isnt preggers

>>18113057
Well you gotta be stressing for more 2 months before it will completely appear that she is or isn't pregs.

>>18113068
just one pic of her doing something should be enough to know.

Protip: if she let you, a drunk scumbag she barely even knows, fuck her without a condom then you were not the first or the last.

Also, get tested. If you got HIV from her best to know about it sooner rather than later.

>>18113080
I only did std test for the most common ones and i got nothing.

>>18113107
go donate blood at a red cross drive. they'll tell you for sure

>>18112804
Dude from the sounds of it you really feel like you need to know if she is pregnant or not. But you don't want to ruin your life by having a kid with her. She doesn't have any of your contact info though. Here are your options: continue to Facebook stalk her until you are confident that she is not preggers (and probably long afterwards, you seem like the type), or go buy a prepaid cellphone aka a "burner phone" and call her up, make a little chit chat and ask her if everything is alright, "hey uh...you didn't get pregnant that night did you?.....(OP's nervous laughter)" "no?....oh whew I haven't read up any of my fatherhood books yet...hehe... (extremely awkward pause)." Hopefully the conversation will end soon after and you won't fill up the board with these little problems anymore.