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>girl wants to go swimming >can't swim for shit What do?

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>girl wants to go swimming
>can't swim for shit

What do?
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>>18111505

Drown on purpose and maybe she'll give you mouth-to-mouth. Or, you know, talk to her about it and tell her the truth.
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>>18111505
ask her to teach you, but learn the basics before, i guess
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>>18111505
Admit it and let her teach you. Lots of touching when she helps you stay on the surface, you show that you have a softer side while still coming off as manly for admitting it and seeking to improve yourself instead of lying
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>>18111505
say (nachos, lemon heads, my dads boat, you wont go down cause my dick can float) and then put on your arm floaties and a rubber and get in the water
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Similar question
>want to go swim with gf
>she can't swim for shit
>want to teach her
>water is to cold for her
How i convince her to get in the fucking water
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>>18111531

Make it a dare. Pretend you don't believe she'll do it, so she'll probably so it just out of spite. Most girls fall for shit like that.

But make sure her excuse is legit. It's also possible she's actually scared of going in the water if she can't swim and is using the temperature as an excuse. If you try to push her when she really doesn't want to, it will probably turn really uncomfortable for both of you and could backfire.
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>>18111505
Tell her and have a different date idea ready.
Be open if she suggests teaching you.
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>>18111508
Not bad
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>>18111531
>Wed)
As a lifeguard at a pool I would spray people like your girlfriend with a hose, sorry I don't mean to offend you
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>>18111531
Tell her it's fine women aren't really meant to swim it's sort of a "mans" thing
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Semi related

>finally have gf
>there's a swimming pool at her place, my place, and the gym
>mention swimming laps in the heated pools
>she's down for it
>she has no swimsuit
>she insists on a one piece even though she walks around in a bra around me
>she has huge boobs on a small frame
>fucking nowhere has swimsuits for sale, the Walmart/Targets that do are all bikinis or way too small

Where do we even begin looking?
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>>18112235
Post pic of her bare boobs and I may be able to make a better judgement
t. One piece swimsuit distributor
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>>18112269
>requesting porn on a blue board
Imagine a bustier Angela White
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I'm dissapointed in all of you for not replying
>sink or swim
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>>18111505

Being an imperfect human being is much more endearing and relatable than someone who's perfect at everything

She won't laugh at you or anything as long as you make a sincere effort. If you play your cards right and it could be the best date she's had, a genuine human experience without any parts trying too hard to impress eachother and mostly doing fun stuff together
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>>18112708
You are very naive.
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>>18112354
>what is a small frame
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