>tfw my girlfriend calls me a wonderful masturbatory

>>18109238
By her hand maybe, gonna need more context

>>18109243
She usually says it after humping me in bed, but once or twice after she gets home from work.

>>18109238
Calm down, she's just making a bad joke. Tell her not to quit her day job.

>>18109238
Pretty sure you're only getting cucked if you don't shoot him.

>>18109238
>>18109247

Do you have good sex with her?

If so then I guess you can forget about it

If the sex game is weak, then yeah you're being cucked

Put that bitch in her place basically

>>18109238
If it bugs you, talk to her.

If not, maybe you should get a clarified or leave it alone.

Sounds like a joke.

Sounds like you're not laying pipe good enough.