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Kids, don't do maths

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>get accepted to an electrical engineering collage
>tons of maths, tons of physics
>6 months in, no girls no succ, only fucking maths
>Girl in my group that I know, solid 9/10 invites me over to her place
>Hey anon, why don't we practise maths sometime at my place ?
>"I'm kind of busy, maybe some other time ?"

>1 week later (today)
>23:00, I;m studying fucking maths ofcourse
>Phone rings
>It;s that girl, she need some materials for the course
>"Hey anon, why don't you come over at my place right now we could study something together"
>"I dunno, it's kind of late, and the last bus is in 1.5 hours"
>"No silly, I meant you could sleepover, we could study all night"
>IT'S ON BITCHES
>pack my things leave immediately
>pack condoms
>pack maths just in case
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Can you guess what were we doing all night long


If you guessed Euler's transformations for irrational Integrals than you're fucking right
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you really needed her to spell it out for you that much?
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>>18106883
I didn't get the succ

I was being flirty and all , but she just kept pulling harder and harder integrals

>I'm on the couch right now
>There's a picture of some dude kissing her on the wall, I guess her boyfriend
>Why the fuck did you call me, just for maths ????
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>>18106882
You didnt even try and cuddle after when you guys went to bed?
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>>18106891
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>>18106890
that sux bro, iktf tho.
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>>18106879
>communicating with women for any reason other than when it's absolutely unavoidable
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sounds like you need to reduce her resistance increase your voltage and get some current flowing

have you introduced her to our friend mr ohm?
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I mean, that sucks and all, but you have to realize that if a girl is interested in you that way she's going to give signals than just asking her for help with assignments all the time
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>>18106882
>those hideous integral symbols
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>>18106919
>>18106912
No no no no, you don't get it
I'm not some Omega male that never had a girlfriend, I know how shit works. I was flirty the entire night, but no response

It really seems like she wanted to study maths , but it doesn't make sence to send me a booty call this late. If it were really for the maths, why not after the lecture
Perhaps she backed out

Or perhaps I'm u fucking pussy who needed to take the full initiative
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>>18106929
Be a man. If you want the pussy, take the pussy.
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>>18106956
Well to late

I;m here just to share a shitty story of succ escaping me once again
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>>18106966
I don't even need advice

Dubs tel the truth
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>>18106882
>>18106927
wtf OP
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>>18106970
Express how you fucked up in maths and adjust the formula until the desired outcome has been reached empirically.
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>>18106879
sorry bro that sucks
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