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Sexually frustrated and inexperienced

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I’m 32. I live with my parents. My hobbies are boring, and pretty solitary. I’m short, balding, and generally attractive. I haven’t had a date since 2003. Obviously dating and relationships aren’t for me.

But I am still human. I want sex, though I’ve never had it.

Now I’ve got a bad idea.

I’ve been to strip clubs four times. 2 bachelor parties a decade ago, one guys night out with friends last year, and this past New Years Eve. Naturally, being the desperately horny loser I am, I spent too much money.

The girls at the club offered more than just a dance. At the time, I thought I was wise saving my money and virtue. Now I have a decent job and cash to spend. I’m sure you see where this is going.

Yes, I’m aware of the risks of fucking slutty strippers. I know STDs aren’t fun.

Then again, no fucking at all isn’t all that fun either. Believe me, I know.

My social circle is small, I don’t see myself meeting any singles through it. I’ve tried online dating and Tinder, and got less than nowhere.

This isn’t a decision I’m taking lightly. Hell, I’m surprised I’m actually considering it seriously, considering how long I put it off. So talk me out of it. Or into it. Or call me a pathetic selfish asshole.
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>>18090717
>I’m 32. I live with my parents
I don't know the situation... but that is a huge red flag right off the bat
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>>18090717
Go to Japan, and youre gonna feel less frustaded and looser. BUt seriously, if you already tried online dating and Tinder, nad got nothing, you should think about the way you talk with the girls, is scaring them away...
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>>18090717
Fuck men in drag.
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>>18090811
Not exactly, I don't even get that far. 90% of my matches are bots.
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>>18090717
I've fucked 41 girls and one stripper when i was on vacation in Tijuana. Just wear a condom and you'll be fine. The stripper i fucked was a total babe and it was only $50 USD
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>blow all your money on stripper
>forgot your dick is microscopic
>cant even penetrate through her asscheeks

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The things we do out of desperation usually yield poor results. Sometimes mistakes that are embarrassing and difficult to forget in retrospect.
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